2017 Bugatti Chiron Driven! Holy Mother of—!

– If there’s any doubt about the Bugatti Chiron’s raison d’être, it’s written right on the steering wheel, on a large blue button emblazoned with one word: ENGINE. Sure, we could wax poetic about the marriage of modern technology to the ancient human craving to express vanity and wealth. Or about how the 1500-hp Chiron […]

The Definitive List of… Things Less Funny Than Mike Huckabee’s Twitter

Conservatives are many things, but one thing they are not is funny. I mean, think about it. Beyond poor defenseless Tim Allen, cowering in his mansion as he peers out on the fascist liberal hordes of Hollywood, how many conservative comic actors and comedians you can think of? I guess you might argue that Donald Trump’s […]

What to Do When You’re Out of Ideas

Congrats. You’re not the only one on the planet. Perhaps you’re exhausting, and possibly you’re quite recently excessively drained, making it impossible to think of anything unique, yet notwithstanding, you require something to expound on. My answer for this issue is to experience my blog, rehash from the top, and expound on something from the […]