Everything Totally Sucks, So Why Are The Markets Booming?

Nuclear brinksmanship with North Korea? California on fire? Puerto Ricans dying in the dark? A tweeter-in-chief who attacks football players, his own party, and the First Amendment? The response from Wall Street: yawn. None of these hideous headlines seems to have put the brakes on the fast-moving economy or the markets that fuel it. Stocks […]

Bahamians terrified as Hurricane Irma ‘sucks away’ miles of ocean (VIDEOS)

Published time: 10 Sep, 2017 05:12 Footage from the Irma-hit Bahamas freaked out social media users on Saturday as it emerged that seawater was missing from a bay as far as the eye could see. The scene turned out to be a rare natural occurrence tied to the outgoing hurricane. “I am in disbelief right […]

Ruth Langsford red-faced as Eamonn Holmes asks if she SUCKS or BITES live on This Morning

There was a flurry of innuendos, with the Irish presenter saying of the summer holidays: “When you go to the seaside, you think of fish and chips, you think of a poke…” Giggling, Ruth, 57, was left to clarify her husband’s comments, adding: “A poke is ice cream in Irish speak.” The cheeky chat didn’t […]

Street Fighter V Fans Are Proving Akuma Sucks By Obliterating Him In Two Combos

GIF via Frame Data V’s successful completion of the Akuma challenge The latest goal for the fighting game community is simple: kill Akuma in Street Fighter V using just two combos. The challenge began last Friday when a player named Javits Arias posted a Tweet, asking his fellow competitors to deplete Akuma’s health Arias wanted […]

802.eleventy what? A deep dive into why Wi-Fi kind of sucks

Enlarge (credit: Aurich Lawson) When wireless networking based around the 802.11b standard first hit consumer markets in the late nineties, it looked pretty good on paper. Promising “11 Mbps” compared to original wired Ethernet’s 10 Mbps, a reasonable person might have thought 802.11b was actually faster than 10Mbps wired Ethernet connections. It was a while before I […]

Uber Sucks It Up and Finally Goes to the DMV Like Everyone Else

Photo: AP Remember when Uber was adamant it didn’t need a permit to put self-driving cars on the road in California? Well, you might say Uber just performed a U-turn! (Please, hold your applause.) The Mercury Newsreports that Uber will apply to the California DMV for a permit to operate its self-driving vehicles after all. […]