Shit Stirrers 💩

One afternoon in October, a skinny 6-year-old boy in navy Crocs plodded into a nondescript Tampa clinic clutching a stuffed monkey. His mom followed him in with a big bag of toys. Like an estimated 70% of kids with autism, Luke was a picky eater who had been battling an achy tummy, a yeast infection, […]

Watch the Trailer for the Duplass Brothers’ New Series, and See All the Crazy Shit One Hotel Room Might Witness

Room 104, off the bat, has the premise of a line of questions you’ve probably asked yourself every time you’ve been in a hotel/motel room: what deeply personal conversations, what moments of deep isolation, and of course what weird sex shit has this room seen? The series, created by the Duplass Brothers (Mark and Jay, […]

Sean Hannity Is Totally Losing His Shit in Public, Grab Your Popcorn

We should probably begin by acknowledging the obvious: Sean Hannity, by all indications, is not very bright. If Bill O’Reilly came off like a true believer, and Rush Limbaugh like a crass opportunist, Hannity has always seemed like the big dumb oaf who didn’t know any better, and gleefully repeated for his Fox News audience […]

Robert Pattinson is in Deep Shit in the First Trailer for ‘Good Time’

Back when we were suffering though a retch-inducing Twilight movie once a year, I don’t think any of us predicted its stars would turn become two of the most daring and reliable presences on the American independent film scene. But here we are. Kristen Stewart, of course, is slaying it left and right, with acclaimed […]

If We Live Another Billion Years, a Lot of Crazy Shit Is Going to Happen

GIF GIF: RealLifeLore Let’s just throw this one in the science fiction category. Everyone knows humans aren’t even going to survive the next few decades. But what would happen if we did live another billion years? Some really cool things with a healthy dose of horrific disaster. Advertisement Again, this video by RealLifeLore is just […]

Overwatch Sky Fight Is Some Dragon Ball Z Shit

GIF People might tell you that Overwatch revolves around pithy things like “team compositions” and “the payload,” but they’re wrong. Hideously wrong. Only one thing matters in Overwatch: airborne superiority. Advertisement This clip is short, but I think I speak for everyone who’s spent their life with the cold shackles of gravity wrapped tight around […]

There’s a slackbot for people who like to shit where they eat

Online dating and work chat apps have been separate entities for entirely logical, productive and HR-compliant reasons. But a dating app-maker has decided that the line dividing office life and love life should be blurred with the help of a chatbot for the reigning king of productivity services, Slack. If you think company-sanctioned flirting through […]