This Morning interviews woman who dumped calculator to marry Tetris game: ‘It’s intimate’

Fractal Tetris Huracan discussed her relationship with Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby earlier today, revealing she identifies as an “objectum sexual” – which means that she is sexually attracted to inanimate objects. 

The 20-year-old student explained that she “can’t remember” how it started but recalls “liking treadmills and iPods” at the age of seven. 

“It was kind of confusing. I didn’t really understand what was going on,” Fractal explained.

She added: “I discovered that there was a support group and that really helped me out.”

Fractal continued to explain that she had previously enjoyed a relationship with her graphical calculator called Pierre.

She told Holly: “I thought that Pierre was really beautiful and I loved the buttons on him and the track pad was beautiful.

“I loved his function,” the student gushed. 

Pierre sadly broke and in 2016, Fractal discovered Tetris. 

Fractal explained: “I’m in love with the game himself and the cartridge is a means of presenting himself. 

“It’s not something you can explain but part of it is that clearing lines [on the game] satisfied me. 

“I find him so beautiful.”

What’s more, Phillip tried to dig a little deeper into the physics of their relationship, but Fractal didn’t go into details, just saying it’s “very intimate”. 

Holly was curious to know if Fractal gets jealous when other people play the hugely popular game, but Fractal insisted that her love is deeper than that. 

“I’m in love with the game as a whole,” she told. “I don’t mind other people playing him, but as long as no one else is trying to date him romantically…

“My usual dates with him is me sitting in the library and playing him for hours on end and cuddle him.”

Phillip completed the interview by thanking Fractal for telling her story, adding that she is a “very interesting person”. 

This Morning airs weekdays on ITV from 10.30am. 

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