“When you request that we turn down the music, turn up the lights, or adjust the heat/air conditioning, you should know that we may not be able to make this accommodation, even if you ask nicely. If you go on to demand such accommodations, you’re not only disrespecting us (because you’re essentially treating the restaurant […]
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Check Out Lorde’s Rendition of Martha Wainwright’s “Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole”
As soon opened with the words “Poetry is no place for a heart that’s a whore,” the four-or-so people who recognized Martha Wainwright’s scathingly, vulnerably brilliant 2005 track “Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole” in those words whooped their approval. Surely those who heard the song in Big Little Lies also soon caught on. And, they were probably thrilled […]
What Type Of Asshole Are You?
You got: The slow walker asshole You’re the person everyone hates to get stuck behind on the sidewalk, because you’re ambling just too slowly, holding up pedestrian traffic. And somehow you also place yourself so it’s impossible to get around you? How do you do that? Anyway, speed up. Universal Take quizzes and chill with […]
