“Or alternatively, you can have the Eamonn Holmes fish finger sandwich,” he snapped, as he threw a spare fish finger onto a plate and sandwiched it between two pieces of bread, slamming around the kitchen as he went.
Ruth giggled nervously and moved on to compliment to the chef for his efforts: “Yours is beautifully presented James, it looks lovely.”
But Eamonn wasn’t done there: “That’s the fattest fish finger I’ve ever seen,” he mocked the modern take on the British classic.
James could be heard in the background still seething at the insult on his masterpiece: “Oh, he likes a bit of ketchup on that,” he mimicked, as he squirted the red sauce all over the messy plate.
