Slim doesn’t have a last name. It’s just Slim. Don’t ask questions. Cuties at the bar just get lost in his smoldering eyes. Sometimes they cut themselves on his sharp cheekbones, but they don’t mind because he’s already captivated them with his mystery.

Mike likes ripped T-shirts under leather. He eats steak (rare, obviously, why are you even asking) for breakfast and washes it down with whiskey from his American flag flask. Mike wants to take every cutie he meets for a ride on his bike, but bad news for the cuties — Mike doesn’t wear a helmet, so he doesn’t have an extra.

Paul wears the same red flannel shirt every day of the year; doesn’t matter if it’s winter or summer. Paul’s dearest friends are his large collection of tools, and he considers his power drill to be his best friend. He makes bear figurines out of wood, and has a hidden passion for figure skating on the frozen lake outside of his cabin.

Archie — the third of his name, and ultimate gym rat — works out three times a day, but not before he drinks a large glass of raw eggs. He wears a lot of tight T-shirts (gray, black, or white) because they accentuate his pectoral muscles. His favorite topics of discussion are trendy protein powders, the workout program he’s inventing, and hair products.

Billy is the rodeo champion of Blanco County. He will respond to Billy, Beau, Blaze, or the Saddle King. He will sweep any country cutie off their feet and twirl them around the dance floor while he leads them in two-step. Then he’ll take that cutie to watch the stars from the top of a hay stack.

Reginald is a classy f***er (don’t you dare use profanities around him). Reginald inherited millions from his father and took over the family business. He enjoys sailing on his yacht and drinking scotch out of fine crystal. You can often find him reminiscing about his university days where he was rowing captain and president of his fraternity.

Asher drinks his coffee black, no sugar. He’s an artist and designed every tattoo that makes up his half-sleeve. His wardrobe is as expected: beanie, white chucks, and tight jeans. He has a knack for showing cuties he’s not interested, yet manages to make them interested in him. If said cutie wants to impress him, they should speak of only craft beer.

Logan plays three instruments, and has the voice of an angel but the soul of a rebel without a cause. Logan is in a band (lead guitarist), and he has the tattoos to prove it. Honestly, he’s not boyfriend material but he’s sure nice to look at.

