The 54-year-old TV presenter and pet lover was explaining that he has held back a disturbing story for his famous big red chair ending on The Graham Norton Show.
Graham told how after a night with a visitor, a certain piece of “debris” went missing, leading to a most unusual discovery.
Speaking to an audience including Express.co.uk, Graham said: “I do have an answer to this, but it’s a really rude story! So, what happened was this… I can’t believe I’m going to tell this.
“I had a gentleman caller and he was fine. The next morning I waved goodbye to him and slammed the door bye, bye, and that was that. I went upstairs to clean up some of the debris… things you don’t want the cleaner to find. I was putting everything away, but there was one bit of debris I could not find.
“I looked in the bin; it wasn’t there. I thought, ‘Well, I couldn’t have tried to flush that down the toilet, it must have gone. Where on earth is it?’”
He continued: “It actually got to the point where I phoned the gentleman caller and said, ‘Do you know what happened to the thing?’ and he said, ‘No, I don’t know what happened to it’. So I thought that must just be a mystery. That is a mystery!
“So that was the Monday night, Tuesday morning. Wednesday morning I was out and about in the park as usual with my dog, Bailey – quite a big Labradoodle – he did his business and I picked that up.
“I walked over and I put that in the bin and then I looked back and Bailey is lying on the ground clawing at his backside. There it was, like a great big ghostly finger hanging out of him.”
Shocked by his own disturbing story, Graham explained: “So I had to get it out. Now, all I’ll say is no matter how stretchy you think they are, you’ve no idea! Honestly, I was half way across the park with this thing!
“I mean, it’s morning time, mothers with their children were going to school. I went, ‘No I did not have sex with my dog!’ Anyway, that would be my red chair story.”
It comes as Graham revealed that His Royal Highness Prince William and wife Catherine could soon be making an appearance on his Friday night chat show.
The broadcaster’s debut novel, titled Holding by Graham Norton, is available now.
The Graham Norton Show continues this Friday on BBC One at 10.35pm.
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