1. When their baby Jack was only a few months old and not sleeping.
My baby’s sleep number is he don’t.
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt)
2. And when Chris figured out his go-to lullaby.
Keep singing Gloriana’s new song “Can’t Shake You” to my infant son just as a reminder to myself.
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt)
3. When Anna took Jack to the train museum.
Train museum! For the 120th time!!!
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris)
4. And again.
Train museum! For the 223rd time!
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris)
5. When Anna was somewhat disappointed that Jack didn’t inherit any superhuman abilities.
I feel really lucky to have birthed the child of Star Lord-though I’m slightly annoyed that our son can’t fly. Can’t win ’em all, I guess.
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris)
6. Though it sounds like Jack inherited some other skills from his ‘rents.
My son just threw his fork across the room-and when Chris made him apologize Jack said”I can’t!I can’t see!I’m so sick!” An actor prepares!
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris)
7. Including their sense of humor.
245 pm. My son just told me I had a mustache like daddy’s. #ThanksgivingThrowdown
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris)
8. When, in a series of tweets, Chris realized Jack had tweeted from his account.
Hahahahaahaa!!! Jack was watching some video on my phone and somehow posted about play-doh to my twitter. Oh man!!! 😂😂😂 or is he a genius?
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt)
9. He was definitely relieved it was just Jack.
I got diarrhea for a second cause I thought I got hacked.
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt)
10. But still! That could’ve been bad.
Oh thank God he didn’t find my drafts folder. Little shit. 😂😂😂
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt)
11. When Anna was totally impressed by her son’s brilliance.
My genius baby just invented the new hollywood diet: sand!! Kid-tested, mother-approved (it’s sooo cheap!)
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris)
12. Just a year old and he already was self-sufficient.
So awesome my child can feed himself-now I can go back to bed
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris)
13. And a few years later, he’s inventing space boats!
The numbers aren’t in yet-but we’re expecting jack’s IQ to be 140+ considering the space boat he built
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris)
14. When Anna took her eye off Jack for just a moment.
You know how when your child goes into your bathroom and gets quiet? And things seem okay? Then your eyeliner is gone
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris)
15. And another moment.
You know how when you’re talking to a friend, catching up, and your child is playing quietly in the other room? Huh.
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris)
16. When Anna let Chris know how well potty training was going.
Potty training is going so great! I’m a natural! @prattprattpratt
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris)
17. And he was totally impressed.
Those are swim shorts. Put him in the pool and that’s perfectly acceptable behavior. I’m proud of both of you. https://t.co/XU5uBaRDKh
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt)
