1. This guy who’s into what you can do with your hands:
I’m physically attracted to this handwriting
— ♚ (@Fvnxy)
2. This woman whose attraction to a tanned Ryan Reynolds took her down a rabbit hole:
Ryan Reynolds looks kind of orange and suddenly I’m wondering if I’m attracted to Oompa Loompas & citrus bc I’m still down #GoldenGlobes
— Meghan Rienks (@MeghanRienks)
4. This whale of a turn-on:
What should we call this one?
Humpback whale.
How about this one?
Sperm whale.
You’re attracted to whales aren’t you, Fred?
Yep.— inmynewskin (@inmynewskin)
6. This girl who, well, I’ll let you read for yourself:
why am i attracted to the fox from zootopia
— ell (@notellena)
7. And this admission that must be seen to be bee-lieved:
I’m sexually attracted to the nasonex bee
— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko)
8. This guy who is apparently into bondage…and lobsters?
If I were a lobster the rubber bands would just turn me on to be honest.
— stiv (@lawbsterfest)
9. This woman who REALLY likes Star Wars (if you know what I mean):
I get turned on by people who make Star Wars references.
I’m C3PO-sexual.
— Anuya Jakatdar (@anuyeaah)
11. This list of turn-ons (also, samesies about the murder, Katya):
Hi I’m Katie, my turn-ons include smoking, scrunchies, science & S-E-X. Don’t like rude men, very loud trucks, murder or crowded libraries.
— Katya (@katya_zamo)
12. This guy who really, really likes infrastructure:
“Turn ons include: romantic walks across sturdy bridges and non-crumbling roads.” #infrastructureissexy
— waitwait (@waitwait)
13. This one that will make you say, “Pretty much”:
Graduate from college and all of a sudden you’re turned on by stainless steel appliances and sales on organic food at Trader Joe’s
— Lorna✨ (@Lienflickashit)
14. This guy whose mind took this ad to a strange place:
Yes, next time I want to have sex with a muppet of myself I will DEFINITELY do it in a Travelodge.
— Paul Lang (@rudemrlang)
15. This gamer who is really excited by his new game:
Like this dork. How did this happen?!
— Under the Dwimorberg (@Trungles)
16. You didn’t think we’d get through this post without a foot guy, did you?
WOMAN: guys suck
GUY: ugh I know right? guys are the worst. except me haha. i am good and nice. can you send me pics of ur feet?— cool as h*ck turtle (@dubstep4dads)
17. And lastly, this guy whose jaw dropped over this raccoon:
i’m losing my mind over these buttcheeks … this raccoon DUMB thicc
— 5 yr sub squarespace (@pitysext)
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