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Betty and Jughead took a break from the Great Black Hood Hunt this week on Riverdale, so they could both get in touch with their inner Serpent.
Jughead’s dad F.P. is getting out of jail — something about overcrowding; don’t overthink it — and Jughead is there to greet him when he gets out, along with Betty and her mom Alice, who immediately asks F.P. if he’s “incredibly sexually frustrated.” (Welcome home, I guess.) F.P. says he’s done with Serpent life: He’s given up booze, and wants to get a legitimate job working at Pop’s. He even drinks his coffee with his pinkie extended! And he wants the same for Jughead, too: On a father-son motorcycle ride, when he learns about Jughead’s deal with Penny, he urges him to get the hell out of Riverdale instead and go to college. But Dad! I just got this cool leather jacket!
