when someone is making fun of one of ur insecurities but it’s “just a joke”
— trinity (@odetotrees)
“And as our country entered World War III, I couldn’t help but wonder…
… is it time to focus on World War Me?”
— Mullenium (@CowboyCliche)
me deleting my tweets about my mental breakdown the morning after
— diego (@shadesof666)
My little cousin was suspended for drawing batman throwing confetti.
— IG :: @xKingTEEJAY (@KINGxTEEJAY)
me after having a five minute conversation with a drunk girl im meeting for the first time
— madison 👼🏻🦇 (@motheromance)
Guys, really important. One of my mom’s baby goats has taken to climbing the donkey of its own volition.
— Arielle Castillo (@ariellec)
when your mom is late picking you up from Starfish Club
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn)
In the end, the only thing that got toasted was myself 🙁
— Doritos Canada (@gabriellejwhite)
When you skip school for a mental health day but you’re already failing all your classes because of your mental hea… https://t.co/NEC2t369OM
— m (@mmxxyyy)
Me: WHO PUT THE EMPTY MILK BACK IN THE FRIDGE?
Me: YOU LIVE ALONE
Me: SHIT
— liVsy (@liv_thatsme)
my coworker keeps referring to black people here as african american because she’s too nervous to say black
but we… https://t.co/VBfRrKBFSK— no (@miskeencore)
There’s a dog in my neighborhood who just sits on his balcony and judges people and he is my absolute favorite
— dana bill (@danacbell)
All I wanted was a back rub & now I’m pregnant
— Ri 🍂 (@brattyriah)
When you’re in the middle of an exam and you hear your teacher explaining something to someone
— Lourdes (@gossipgriII)
Look, it’s gonna take seven minutes.
— Tessa Strain (@tessastrain)
Woah, black Betty
— Kim (@kimbstruck)
COMMENCE THE SUMMONING
— Lindsey ‘an art’ B (@lindseybieda)
Hey I’m Diana Ross And You’re Watching Disney Channel
— ️ (@britneyscheetos)
i bet the women in the stalls next to me are wondering why i’m laughing so much
— cris (@_CRISMEDRANO)
Me: *dies*
People to my boyfriend: it’s okay to get back out there, she’d want you to move on
Me in heaven:— asia (@asialbx)
made this for my anatomy project & Mrs. Hybner wouldn’t let me turn it in.
— shyann (@Simply_Shyann)
It’s okay guacamole I am extra too
— bubble girl (@JessObsess)
i have so many followup questions.
— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz)
FRANCE: we’re fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife— domme clancy (@AliceAvizandum)
I have a friend that insisted on dressing up like a clown for his family pic back when he was like 8 and it’s my fa… https://t.co/atIIbP37pL
— Leslie M.R (@Lejlie)
There’s just no way that EVERYbody was kung fu fighting
— Olivia McC (@heyoliviaaaaa)
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