You both know that love is about compromise and sharing, and that includes food once in a while. After all, you’re just sharing the things you love TOGETHER, right? Food just tastes better off your partner’s plate, and you’ll be eating plenty of it for the foreseeable future.
Sorry, but all this food stealing isn’t going to work out well for you guys. Resentment will grow, more and more food will be stolen from each other, and soon you’ll both be screaming “IF YOU WANTED FRIES THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU ORDER FRIES?!?!” at each other in the middle of a restaurant. It’ll be a bit of a messy breakup, but at the end you’ll both have your own French fries. Trust me, it’s for the best.
It’s not that you and your S.O. don’t care about each other; it’s just that you care about food MORE. After all, food has been in your life WAY longer than your partner. You guys will peacefully part ways and you’ll continue your loving relationship with your favorite foods.
You two are going to hang in there until the summer ends, but when the weather cools, you two will realize that all that was keeping you together was, well, food. And that was fun, but is that really the basis for a long-term relationship? You’ll be sad for a while, but then you’ll order some pizza and feel better.
You and your partner will realize that while you love each other, you’re not IN love with each other. You know what you both DO love, though? Hanging out together and eating some delicious food. You’ll end the romantic part of your relationship, but you’ll embark on a new adventure as food friends.
