The top 15 deal breakers in bed have been revealed in new research from Superdrug.
The study surveyed more than 2,000 people to find out what irked them most when it comes to sex.
Coming in at number one with 19.1 per cent of the vote was being called the wrong name in bed.
The second and third biggest turn offs for Brits involved passing wind in the act.
Though it’s often involuntary, your partner peeing a little came in at number four, with 10.2 per cent of responses.
Being asked to be filmed was not so hot for seven per cent, while another 6.9 per cent thought burping was a cardinal sin.
Some of the deal breakers were more traditional, like only lasting a couple of minutes – which took up 3.9 per cent at number nine.
Getting sneezed on accounted for 3.7 per cent and being interrupted by someone else took out 2.4 per cent.
But other turn offs proved a little less conventional, with “foot licking” a definite no-no for 5.8 per cent.
Getting bitten was also not okay with 3.7 per cent and armpit kissing only came in at number 12.
The very last turn off to make it in the 15-strong list was someone breaking a bed frame or sofa.
Other mood killers in the boudoir included introducing food items and bent penises.
The UK’s top sex gripe, calling someone else’s name in bed, was shared by respondents in France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Germany, Austria, Romania and the US.
If you need a quick way to get back in the mood, one neuroscientist recommends going for a run.
Dr Nicole Prause told The Times: “Generally speaking, if your heart rate is increased and you see your partner, you’re more likely to interpret your excitement as due to your partner. Even if it’s not.”
The 38-year-old also thinks aphrodisiacs don’t exist, but recommends sexting while at work to “help get things started”.