He continued: “I for one could not imagine a day when Britain’s Got Talent would be without Simon Cowell.”
Dabbing at his eyes with a tissue, David joked: “These are not tears of sadness, they’re tears of joy.”
Going on to mock the Royal Family, the comedian laughed: “Even the closest members have had to stay away two metres away from.
“Something me and Philip have bee doing since…well, how old is Edward?”