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Ex-player’s brutal sledge fest at AFL stars

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THERE’S brutal, then there’s this.

Former Richmond and Western Bulldogs star Nathan Brown went through every AFL club and picked a modern-day player he would sledge, if given the chance.

Brown certainly didn’t hold back on his Triple M radio segment, with his sledges ranging from the hilarious, to the harsh, to the downright inappropriate.

Here are a taste of his sledges.

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ADELAIDE

“I’m going to go for David Mackay,” Brown said on Triple M.

“And I’d be going up to him going ‘you’re the only man that could spend a decade on a list and still look like an under-18 boy!’”

CARLTON

Dale Thomas — the only man that’s paid $ 47,000 a possession.”

FREMANTLE

“I’d go to Stephen Hill and remind him that ‘you’re not even the best player in your family.’”

Stephen Hill. (Photo by Adam Trafford/AFL Media/Getty Images)Source:Getty Images

GEELONG

“For the Cats, I’d go (Mark) Blicavs — ‘You must have been pretty bad at athletics if you thought this was your go.’”

GOLD COAST SUNS

“There’s only one man you’d go there — Gary Ablett. I’d walk up to Gary Ablett and say ‘(there’s) talk about you heading back to Geelong, I hear your teammates are buying you the airfare!’”

Gary Ablett. (Photo by Paul Kane/Getty Images)Source:Getty Images

GWS GIANTS

Toby Greene at GWS — ‘I hear they do a great parma at Zagame’s.’”

MELBOURNE

Clayton Oliver at the Demons — ‘Did he sneeze into a Milo tin this morning?’”

PORT ADELAIDE

“Old Tommy Jonas has been complaining that commentators don’t get his name right, that’s because we don’t give a s***”

WEST COAST EAGLES

“I’d be just rolling up to Sam Butler — I’d have said ‘you’re the only premiership Eagle and no b*****d’s ever heard of you.’”

WESTERN BULLDOGS

“I’d be reminding Bob Murphy ‘no matter how many times you watch that vision of yourself on the dais — you didn’t win a premiership.’”

View the full list of players here.

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Originally published as Ex-player’s brutal sledge fest at AFL stars

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