Robert White, a 41-year-old music teacher and comedian from West Sussex took part in the first episode.
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Performing musical comedy, Robert performed a song he had penned about the judges.
Nervously walking out on stage, Robert explained: “Basically, I’ve written a song specifically for you which is why I’m nervous.
“I’m also slightly nervous because I’ve got something called dyslexia which was very good for music because I taught myself the piano.
“When I do the clubs I normally swear, but I’ve got to be PC.”
He added: “So I’ve literally done a song about PC’s. It’s a song about computers. George Formby working in a computer shop.”
As the judging panel brace themselves, Robert began with his singing jibes.
He sang: “Alesha Dixon’s webcam was another case. She said the picture was awful but actually that was just her face.
As the audience gasped and booed, Robert saved himself by adding: “…was too lovely. Her face was too lovely. There you go.”
Moving onto Amanda, he continued: “Amanda Holden was the only one who’s Instagram was on the mark.
“She said her outfits have so much spark. I said I’m just jealous I’ll never dress like you. Because I don’t shop in Primark.”
However, fashion-conscious Amanda hit back and said: “I’m okay with that!”
Making his last swipe of the night, Robert took aim at Simon Cowell.
He said: “Simon Cowell’s Facebook was round the bend. He brought it to me to try to mend. It wasn’t broken. He’s just got no friends.”
Simon wagged his finger and responded: “Naughty! Very naughty!”
Following the performance, David Walliams said: “Comedy flows from you like water. I love that you had a go at us all. I think some people were more hurt than others. Some was just entirely truthful!”
Amanda smiled: “You’re very self-deprecating and I think you have funny bones and your audition was fabulous.”
Simon added: “You’re very unique, you’re very quirky, very funny, very naughty, Robert, which we like!”
Off stage, Dec noted: “They liked the fact that you were a bit naughty,” prompting Robert to reveal: “Well, I have toned it down!”
Find out if Robert made it through to the next round during tonight’s episode.