Britain’s Got Talent 2018: Amanda Holden fights back ‘NAUGHTY’ insult

Robert White, a 41-year-old music teacher and comedian from West Sussex took part in the first episode.

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Performing musical comedy, Robert performed a song he had penned about the judges.

Nervously walking out on stage, Robert explained: “Basically, I’ve written a song specifically for you which is why I’m nervous.

“I’m also slightly nervous because I’ve got something called dyslexia which was very good for music because I taught myself the piano.

“When I do the clubs I normally swear, but I’ve got to be PC.”

He added: “So I’ve literally done a song about PC’s. It’s a song about computers. George Formby working in a computer shop.”

As the judging panel brace themselves, Robert began with his singing jibes.

He sang: “Alesha Dixon’s webcam was another case. She said the picture was awful but actually that was just her face.

As the audience gasped and booed, Robert saved himself by adding: “…was too lovely. Her face was too lovely. There you go.”

Moving onto Amanda, he continued: “Amanda Holden was the only one who’s Instagram was on the mark.

“She said her outfits have so much spark. I said I’m just jealous I’ll never dress like you. Because I don’t shop in Primark.”

However, fashion-conscious Amanda hit back and said: “I’m okay with that!”

Making his last swipe of the night, Robert took aim at Simon Cowell.

He said: “Simon Cowell’s Facebook was round the bend. He brought it to me to try to mend. It wasn’t broken. He’s just got no friends.”

Simon wagged his finger and responded: “Naughty! Very naughty!”

Following the performance, David Walliams said: “Comedy flows from you like water. I love that you had a go at us all. I think some people were more hurt than others. Some was just entirely truthful!”

Amanda smiled: “You’re very self-deprecating and I think you have funny bones and your audition was fabulous.”

Simon added: “You’re very unique, you’re very quirky, very funny, very naughty, Robert, which we like!”

Off stage, Dec noted: “They liked the fact that you were a bit naughty,” prompting Robert to reveal: “Well, I have toned it down!”

Find out if Robert made it through to the next round during tonight’s episode.

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