2. The “talk to your doctor” starter pack.
WHY ARE ALL THE PEOPLE IN PRESCRIPTION DRUG COMMERCIALS SO HAPPY?
3. The “trinkets no one buys that are kept in the juice aisle for some reason” starter pack.
Does anyone actually buy them?
5. The high school math teacher starter pack.
Why do all math teachers talk about radii like they’re people?
6. The “mom said i have to dress nice but I don’t actually know how to dress, so I guess a black shirt with a tie is good enough” starter pack.
Why do so many guys think this is a good look?
7. The “playing Monopoly with extended family” starter pack.
Why does my cousin ALWAYS get Boardwalk and Park Place?
8. The “why can’t Guy Fieri think of anything else to say?” starter pack.
10. This incredibly accurate Bruce Springsteen starter pack.
HOW DOES HE KNOW SO MANY WOMEN NAMED MARY?
15. The “food competition shows always do the most” starter pack.
OH MY GOD WHO HIRED JOHN WILLIAMS TO SCORE CHOPPED?
16. The “quirky, romantically challenged college-aged sadboy whose chances of success are always undone by self-loathing” starterpack.
You know the one.
22. The Fyre Festival starter pack.
Why is isn’t this how Fyre Festival marketed itself?
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