Bad Bankers Receive Brutal Beatdowns In Beat Crisis Up


World peace is just a charade so that world leaders and bankers can fleece everyone, keeping the people poor, trapped, and downtrodden. Luckily, a group of heroes intend to put things right with only their knuckles in Beat Crisis Up, a game about unlocking combos so you can mangle evil politicians, bankers, and their wrestler companions.

Beat Crisis Up mixes slapstick comedy and political commentary with an array of fighting moves that should give beat ’em up fans more than enough reasons to want to hurt these folks, as well as ways to do it. The developers are aiming to have a huge array of unlockable moves, from counters to throws to reversals, giving players dozens of ways to take out their frustrations on all of these crooked people who are causing the world so much pain.

So, I don’t know, maybe if you’re a little frustrated about crooked, greedy politicians, or money-hungry bankers who’ve messed up innocent lives, maybe Beat Crisis Up would be fun to play? Rough some folks up? Vent some frustrations? I won’t judge you.

I just wish I knew where all the bulky wrestlers fit into things.

For more information on Beat Crisis Up and developer Randomize Studios, you can head to the developer’s site or follow them on YouTube and Twitter.

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